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Location: Dorking, Surrey, United Kingdom
Just found this, you've probably seen this sort of test b4 but it's good fun!
Check out the death test and find out how long you've got.
The death test
I'll die aged 75 apparently and there's an 8% chance of that death being by alien abduction!!
Dilbert's Words of Wisdom -
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either!
You are slower than a herd of turtles stampedeing through peanut butter!
Oh yeah.... Don't tell the ants
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Anyone know what 10 stone is in pounds?
Burner of Toast
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Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Well that's depressing:
July 3, 2049 age 68
Ho hum, better roll another spliff, drive really fast to a drum lesson without my seat belt on and then practice some fire spinning
Burner of Toast
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Slacker of enormous magnitude
1,376 posts
Location: London, UK
quote:140lbs.
Originally posted by Durbs:
Anyone know what 10 stone is in pounds?
"Moo," said the happy cow.
646 posts
Location: Mpls, MN, USA
January 12, 2066
at the age of 84 years old.
And I got a 9% chance of alien abduction, though 28% of a heartattack. Though it's my personal belief that somehow, in the end, cancer will get me.
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Fuzzy Dice.......................................
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom
May 27, 2060 aged 81
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
December 7, 2037
at the age of 61 years old.
Most likely of Cancer.. same as my uncle Nick.. but he was 26 - same age as me now.. (hence my name)
Edit..
Just read everyone else's date - my funeral first guys.. I want lots of smiles and can someone light my cremation phyre (sp?) with some meths and lithuim please? Purdy red...
[ 12. February 2003, 07:37: Message edited by: MisStix ]
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
September 11, 2047
at the age of 73 years old.
Aparently.
Making me the shortest life spunned male member of our family for many generations.
Trust me to be rebellious over the big things
Meh
531 posts
It said when I kick the bucket I will be poiaholic62. I will also most likely die of a heart attack,horrible accident or alien abduction.I'm hoping for alien abduction.
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
October 13, 2060 at the ripe old age of 86 of cancer, three days before my 87th birthday!
Nah, I think I'll hang on just for one more flame covered brithday cake, and I will die attempting to blow it out!
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I will die at age 86 most likely of cancer. I have a 14% chance of alien abduction.
How does one die of alien abduction? I hope it isn't because of the anal probes!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Apparently i will die at 74. probably of cancer, but hmicide is $15... i mean percent.... followed by alien abductin and alcoholism.
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
member
80 posts
Location: Massachusetts, US, USA
i like the "team sex" part. raises many logistical questions.
such as which side wins?
maybe it just depends on how charitable you are
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
2045. I'm dyin first.
No prob, I'll save y'all a seat.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
884 posts
Location: 43°41'N 79°38'W
Could you save that seat for 23 years? I don't expire 'till 2068...
// Edit forgot a word. I tpetoofst.
[ 12. February 2003, 18:57: Message edited by: Paddy ]
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam
Well isn't this depressing:
July 7, 2070 at the age of 85 years old.
Cancer (24%)
Drowning (15%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
I was planning to die arond 100, better get back to the pool and swim somemore laps.
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
C@ntus - it'd better be wrong. Cos I'm not a happy fairy if it's true.
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
85 posts
Location: Bangkok
15. Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second?
Does anybody of you ???
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
NYC - I'm dying 5 years before you at the ripe old age of 64.
Most probably from cancer (24%), but I have an outside chance of dying from auto-erotic asphyxiation Good way to go I guess!?!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
looks like i'm the one going for an early bath then...
i'm gonna go due to cancer or heart failure with overdose or aliens making sure if my health holds out longer than expected. which isn't long: 2046
i'm half way through already! 23 down, 23 to go!
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
252 posts
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia
well after doing this test i have a very hopefull future.....
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 11, 2034
at the age of 49 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (28%)
Contagious Disease (23%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alcoholism (6%)
yea, life is short, oh well another 31 years to go
Fireboy
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enthusiast
200 posts
Location: Harare, Zimbabwe, United Kingdom
How grim.
2038 looms large. It seems this will be a year of change for me, at the young age of 59. I'd always hoped for a slightly longer innings...
Course, by then they will probably be able to keep us alive in labs, so that will be great - life through a test tube
Don't worry, be happy...
83 posts
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
This has turned out to be slightly worrying. I thought all my answers were pretty dull and boring and it'd say 'you will live to age 95' or something...
quote:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
May 12, 2038 at the age of 56 years old.
- Honk if you love peace and quiet!
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
September 19, 2056
at the age of 70 years old.
37% chance of Cancer ( i blaim 2 people in my family having had cancer)
8% chance of dieing from Homicide!
8% chance from Alien Abduction
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
member
44 posts
Location: Darwin............, Australia
Just did the death test. October 3, 2048, age 66.
One six off the devil, not bad, not bad...
...a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men...
Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.
member
44 posts
Location: Darwin............, Australia
Cancer (24%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Interesting that alien abduction came above homicide... comforting though, in an uncomfortable kinda way...
...a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men...
Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.
old hand
899 posts
Location: New York City, USA
august 15, 2056 at the age of 86
cancer 30%
heart attack 18%
third degree burns 7%
alien abduction 6%
contagious disease 6%
Now, I'm certainly not the best at math, but I'd say that according to this test I have a 33% chance of not dying at all!
Raph
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