Forums > Social Chat > OMG!! I am a qualified childrens nurse (yay me)
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If any one was wondering why i have not been around much on HOP reciently its because i have been hardcore studying in my final year of nurse training... today i had my final practical assessment document signed off.... i have passed all my exams passed all my essays.. i am qualified. and with a degree to boot (generally childrens nurses graduate with a diplomia)
I have given up loads especally in my final year lost contact with a lot of friends have not even been to a spinning meet in like a year... and now i have the summer off and dont really know what to do with my self.
Its a strange consept the next time im at work its going to be me thats accountable me thats going to be training student nurses, cant quite get my head around it
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Congrats!
Pooh-Bah
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hooray well done
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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congratumalations
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well done
I have a certificate that says I'm competent
it doesn't say in what but is called a certificate of competance 
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Congramulatations dubby!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Congrats!
Am currently considering quitting my college course and going into nursing...
I love art, but my trouble is I like to look after people too much! I'm just a naturel carer
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SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
Congratulations!
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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
well done!
now you got more time to play! 
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Location: London/ Surrey
Nice one!
I know how you feel, too, I pretty much dropped off the planet this year while I did my PGCE... time to dust off my phone book
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The pessimist fears this is true.
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
well done
Congrats Aimee, how about finishing art and then doing art therapy or something?
that would be art AND caring "vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
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Location: in the trees
well done all that hard work DID pay off in the end 
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Would like to be the first to offer a belated
'HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!'
Well done...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Location: in the trees
dave you just want her to take your temperature rectally sponge bath would do me................if it was from a cute female nurse and not some old boiler
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
You're a pediatric nurse?
COME WORK AT MY HOSPITAL!!! PLEASE!!!
(Oh, and give Shaolin Dave 4mg of morphine sulfate, IVP, STAT!)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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i'll have 5 mg of diamophine
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
No, Ravehead, because that'll kill you. 50 mcg, maybe...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Are we there yet?
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Location: australia
congratulations brodieman
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Yeh someone was telling me that even 1ml of hydromorphone would make someone *quite* sick....
On topic, mucho congrats!
And doc, obviously you get brodie, but like, if you meet any decent vet techs (or god forbid someone with an ounce of sense and a bizarre desire to work in a brooklyn).... please.... today work was.... /me falls over
Brodie, don't fall over.
There's my advice
Cool that you get to have people you're training!! Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
1,024 posts
Location: london
5mg!!!!!! eeeep get the naxolone
thankies all interview tomora:):)
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Location: london
first 2 interviews done will let you know how they went
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
please do!
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
QuackerJack
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Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Congrats! I'm halfway through mine, ill be joining you soon!
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lovin' it...
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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Well done hun! Congratulations.
I've moved to Bristol, but hope to see you soon!!
Please come to Falmouth (think it's weekend of 15th Sept?). please please please
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
oh congrats! thats wonderful!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
enthusiast
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Location: In Ger Land, India
Splendid splendid well done Brodie
Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Brodie, you and I will have to share kid stories.
I had a 5yo girl in the hospital with asthma. It was 11PM so I sent her to bed. She complained she was hungry so I said "OK, honey, let me see what sort of sandwiches we have."
So I came back with a cheese sandwich and a tuna sandwich.
"I hate cheese!"
"Ok, honey, here's a tuna sandwich then!"
"It's too cold, though!"
"Sweetie (all my girls are "honey/sweetie" and all my boys are "my friend" or "kiddo") all I have is this tuna sandwich and the cheese sandwhich. Pick, one or the other, or neither."
At this point she throws herself face down on the bed in a display that would have done Scarlett O'Hara proud and exclaims "I hate my life!"
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Aw, your patients can talk! Mine can be very cute, but they don't so much interact on that level.
As a result my stories are less funny, usually.
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
congratulations mr brodie!
soooo glad you achieved what you've been aiming towards for so long - and i'm sure you'll be an amazing teacher of future nurses to come.
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Location: london
my favorite kid story
a rather high up prof. cam in to see a six year old girl is rather bright for her age to discuss an operation he would be performing the following day
prof: do you know what an 'operation' is?
girl: if YOU dont know what an operation is that makes be very worried as your doing it tomora
prof: i knew what an operation i was just checking you do.
girl: im 6... not stupid
I could not stop laughing for the rest of the day
Looking forward to coming out, me thinks ive missed most of the festivals this year but il be down at spitz very soon!!!!
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
yeah, thats good....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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