It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Written by: Doc Lightning
No, Ravehead, because that'll kill you. 50 mcg, maybe...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Written by: brodieman
my favorite kid story
a rather high up prof. cam in to see a six year old girl is rather bright for her age to discuss an operation he would be performing the following day
prof: do you know what an 'operation' is?
girl: if YOU dont know what an operation is that makes be very worried as your doing it tomora
prof: i knew what an operation i was just checking you do.
girl: im 6... not stupid
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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