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Login/Join to ParticipateCarpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Right.....who's in!
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
No, no mud for wrestling.... HoP wrestling requires JELLY. 'tis tradition. You cannot argue with such a tradition. Colour/flavour of jelly is optional, and vegetarian jelly may be used if required.
I must go see if I still have that video....
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Jelly Cream, chocolate sauce - cherries.... and hopefuly a few bananas.
Girls in their Sundae Best...
*Awaits the mass tumbleweed migration*
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
ooooo can i join in
*goes to find suitable attire*
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
of course Jen - but you'll find suitable attire in the Dairy and Desserts aisle...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I thought the international convention was Rowntree's Lime Jelly, about 60 gallons.
Whipped cream and cherries!
*ahem*
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Match 1, to take place at Falmouth (ish)...
Pigeon vs Maus
The Urban Vermin Grudge Match
Bagsy can I be the guy in the tux who does all the introductions? I'd be great! I look the mutts nuts in a tux...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
wicked!
*takes seat in the front row*
ooo this should be good
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
*plonks down next to bubbles*
anybody need a jelly shoveller
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
I'll be pige's trainer
I will teach her the art of zen 
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Pssst... Pige doesn't need training. She's been doing martial arts for ages now.
I think Maus may need a gun or something to have any kind of edge...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pige may be Ninja, but Maus is a black belt in Jelly Fu, it'll be a close match...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
Warning! Those of you in the front three rows will get wet!
Chaos is the natural state of the universe
Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.
honourary militant margerine ninJAH
If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
Jelly Cream, chocolate sauce - cherries.... and hopefuly a few bananas.
DAVE!!!!! that sounds soooooooooooo WRONG, yet sooo good ( to watch) 
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
*sits down of front row with a bowl*
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
yet again food gets a mention and noddy magicly appears 2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
at your service
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
* sits down and joins noddy with a large bowl, some spray cream and a large spoon*
GAME ON!!!!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Written by: monserat
Warning! Those of you in the front three rows will get wet!
umm.
* restrains un-PG houghts*pige is good. I'll admit but I'll do anything for a seat in one corner
someone has to provide a spit bucket and a jelly squeegy
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Written by: ravehead
* sits down and joins noddy with a large bowl, some spray cream and a large spoon*
GAME ON!!!!
I will use the straw technique
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
felching is NOT right.........it's WRONG HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I love that this thread is literally gathering posts at about one per minute.
*EDIT* And IXNAE on the felching talk, pweese? For this poor gay boy's sensibilities?
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1152223824)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: Doc Lightning
I love that this thread is literally gathering posts at about one per minute.
Ah well, ya know the stereotype... Guy at his computer, and the word "ladie/girl" mentioned...
Guy: Girl? ZOMG! I love girls! I love women! Gimme gimme gimme.
Huzzah for never stopping being a teenager.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
FRD, let's amend that. The words "Ladies" and "Wrestling" appear in close proximity...
And really, bees to honey.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Moth to flames....
It'll all end in tears
[/lame]
Who's taking a camera?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
I'll join if there's strawberry jelly.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
and 'Dave' to 'Boy Bits'
Mmmmm Pickle...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I'm in! I'm in! Can I be in?
Pweeeeze!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
hello? anyone seen my title yet? of course I'M in
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA
didn't i say that?
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Well this threads certainly taken off over night!Although how did i end up Pige????she was meant to be fighting Vix for me!
Any slippery substance will be allowed for matches...
Jelly
Custard
Cream
Mud
Oil
Chocolate Sauce
And whatever else anyone can think of!
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