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sketchGOLD Member
Empirically random...
431 posts
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom


Posted:
I just read a thread about post whoring and average posts per day and what not, and just wondered who (of the current members) had posted the most ever.
so simply, here are (if i did it right) the top 10:

Total posts
Cantus User 14442
UmbiliciformCraterOnFace User 12804
Doc Lightning User 10513
Fine_Rabid_Dog User 9272
pounce User 8830
NYC User 8005
Skulduggery User 7127
Dunc User 6869
coleman User 6491
linden rathen User 6393

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
*Groan*

Again?

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
what would be more interesting is an indication of '# posts per day'.



i.e. total posts divided by number of days since the member joined hop



cos we can see current total post count just by [Old link] smile





cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


sketchGOLD Member
Empirically random...
431 posts
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom


Posted:
hey, go easy on the new (ish) guy!

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Oh, go and do a search newbie. wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
hey, to be fair it's not his fault, he's from devon, they're all inbred and stupid down there


...hey, i'm not actually FROM there

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sketchGOLD Member
Empirically random...
431 posts
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol moving TO devon is even worse!

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
someone did do a big list with posts per day on it...

I think they even updated it once or twice.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
This was deeply unfunny when Mint sauce did it too....



la la la la la tum te tum tum tum...
EDITED_BY: Cantus (1151943227)

Meh


sketchGOLD Member
Empirically random...
431 posts
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Cantus


You're not even slightly new. I met you last year. When you denied all possibilty of you having ever existed before (after I said that i thought I'd met you before somewhere and you were adamant that, as you'd not been to a HoP meet before then, that was obviously impossible).



Uhhh, muddled identity i think! i havent even been spinning a year! and Bigbury (last month) was the first time i met any HoPpers!

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


NateBRONZE Member
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


Posted:
bitchy mc bitch bitch

lol this conversation's funny

I like Languages.

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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
don't worry sketch - cantus does that all the time.

in fact, i reckon mistaking hoppers for other hoppers is just a sly tactic to help further increase that overinflated post count of his.

see it'll probably be another two posts now cos he'll have to come back and try and work out who it was he met last year and if that person's name was sketch too and so on it goes... wink


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Cantus.. dja mean Skreech?

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I don';t know what anyone is talking about...

Meh


sketchGOLD Member
Empirically random...
431 posts
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: M-O-M


bitchy mc bitch bitch

lol this conversation's funny



smile well this thread wasnt COMPLETELY useless then....

any way, someone donate me some posts, im bored of being a "member"....... ubbrollsmile

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Who are you? confused

sketchGOLD Member
Empirically random...
431 posts
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom


Posted:
sneaky cantus..... smile

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
wave
Hello sneaky Cantus!

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
 Written by: sketch


someone donate me some posts, im bored of being a "member"....... ubbrollsmile




ubblol haha you said "member" ubblol biggrin

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I mean, I've been around since May, 2001. I think I'm entitled to over 10000 posts. FRD, on the other hand, has barely been around 18-months.

Therefore, he is a post-whore.

And I am a...legend. wink (inside joke)

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
ditto


(except the legend part. Im more of a myth)

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
 Written by: Doc Lightning


FRD, on the other hand, has barely been around 18-months.

Therefore, he is a post-whore.




I dunno who this FRD chap is, but I'm sure he's handsome, and charming... and almost certainly entitled to his 10000 posts just down to his excellent good looks.

Or something.

Tra lalala la...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
FRD isnt entitled to his 10000 posts, and thats why he DOESNT EVEN HAVE 10000 posts, although i'm sure he'll have it by the end of the month, naughty little whore that he is! tongue

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: UmbiliciformCraterOnFace


wave
Hello sneaky Cantus!



ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol rolleyes Jon, you're great!!! ubblol hug biggrin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


sketchGOLD Member
Empirically random...
431 posts
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: UmbiliciformCraterOnFace


Who are you? confused



ubblol how the hell do i answer that???

Hi im Sketch..... im an alcoholic..... smile

"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
how many posts you type doesn't matter - its what's in them that counts.

on that basis, i reckon overall my posts have had a 16% usefulness percentage smile


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Cole, I think you're underestimating yourself. Both you and Jonny Cof only post if:
a) it's useful, or
b) it's funny. sometimes Both! biggrin
i'd say both you and joncof have a 98.2% useful/entertainment value percentage.
me on the other hand, 5% biggrin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Naaaah Jo, you're in the entertainment category too. I laugh myself silly sometimes.

Ho hum

smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
aww shucks!!! redface biggrin rolleyes

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.



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