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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You know you're in the ghetto when at 2AM the 10-year-old kid whose voice hasn't even broken next to you says "Yo, man, whut up, I gotta run yo! I got bitches to eat and scensoredt!" And so on and so forth.



And his grandfather eggs him on...



Wow...what a strange place I live and work.

-Mike

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Bubbles_SILVER Member
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3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
eek thats crazy!

it really cheeses me off when i get 13 year olds asking me for cigs!

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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
ubblol

whats even funnier is african migrant and refuges who move to tasmania nad then dress gangsta and want to become rappers.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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liamcircus_boymember
33 posts
Location: london


Posted:
its about the same where i live it makes me sick eek frown

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
you should ALL move to norfolk, no wiggers, no gangsta wanna be's....................loads of chavs but they keep them selves to them selves as norwich is so small if they pick on the wrong person they'd end up with a lot of stress from other LARGER groups

Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
we used to have a trend like this, thank goodness it died out... so there are only a few wigga's now...

Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
fo'shniz. peace out.

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liamcircus_boymember
33 posts
Location: london


Posted:
ahh the chavs of norfolk a funny lot can never take them siriously i just laugh at them when they start mouthin of

KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
I don't pay attention to what the ten year old kids near me are saying, and less to the 14yo ones. Which is probably smart, all things considered.

I like my neighborhood during the year but its shadier in the summer...

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mr_tamborien_boymember
33 posts
Location: Leeming, Perth, Western Australia, Australia, worl...


Posted:
hey ther

did u get that from dave chapelle cos he did a skit saying the same thing basectly,

u no your in the ghetto when ur driving down the street and u see, drug store, gun store, gun store , gun store, drug store.
something like that and so onn if u havent herd it download it or something

also i recomend the one on seseame street

funny guy

cheers
tambo.

"Shine on you crazy diamond"


UCOFSILVER Member
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15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Theres a gun store on Sesame Street?
Howd I miss that one? eek

animatEdBRONZE Member
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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
You were too busy with Big Bird, Jon... wink

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TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
you know your in the ghetto when all 4 of your car's tyres go missing - WHILE YOU'RE STILL INSIDE IT!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


MiGGOLD Member
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3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
Not the whole car, then?



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ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
thats just where you live!

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DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
You know you're in the Ghetto when doctors fix legs to ADD a limp....aaight wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove


IgirisujinSILVER Member
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2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
Everyone come move to Pleasington. theres a golf club, one road...erm thats about it we dont even have a shop anymore lol. Chavs dont like it here they just pass through couse there is nothing for them to do biggrin, oh censored yeah I forgot we have a duckpond and a few graveyards and a spooky house lol

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