poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
There's a businessman, a drunk man and a soldier on a plane, but it is too heavy, so they need to drop off some luggage to prevent the plane from crashing. So, the drunk man drops out a case of beer, the business man drops out his briefcase and the soldier drops out his .grenades. When they land, the drunk man goes up to a woman who's crying and asks her what's wrong. She says "'sniff' My husband 'sniff' just got killed by a case of beer 'sniff'" the drunk man walks away feeling slightly guilty. The Businessman goes up to a man who's crying and asks him whats wrong and he says "'sniff' my husband 'sniff' just got killed by a flying briefcase. 'Sniff'", so the businessman walks away, also feeling slightly guilty. Finally, the soldier goes up to a boy who is layghing his head off. The soldier asks "What the hell is so funny?" and the boy says, laughing, "I just farted, and the building behind me (pause) BLEW UP!!! (he bursts out laughing)"

Funny??? ubblol ubblol ubblol

Anybody got any funnier jokes??

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VampyricAcidSILVER Member
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1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
lots, but i seem to remember last time i posted them the thread got shut down, so maybe not lol

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Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
You could try this thread[Old link]

And I know there are more joke threads around, but I'm not very good at searching.

PyroWillGOLD Member
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4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
There are a few joke threads lying around poig, more than a few I bet, did you do a search before posting this

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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
or maybe three pages of [Old link] wink

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GeoffonTour04SILVER Member
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360 posts
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom


Posted:
do some sort of durbs thing *hiprthrust*

poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
i did search, but no decent ones came up hehe hehe

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
You are kidding right?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

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poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
apart from geeky jokes (i thought it would be the title, so i discarded it)

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poigmarmite and nutella sandwich
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
how do u delete topics??!!

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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
quickly. tongue

(send a mod a pm with a link and they'll do it for you wink )

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