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poig


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Posted:There's a businessman, a drunk man and a soldier on a plane, but it is too heavy, so they need to drop off some luggage to prevent the plane from crashing. So, the drunk man drops out a case of beer, the business man drops out his briefcase and the soldier drops out his .grenades. When they land, the drunk man goes up to a woman who's crying and asks her what's wrong. She says "'sniff' My husband 'sniff' just got killed by a case of beer 'sniff'" the drunk man walks away feeling slightly guilty. The Businessman goes up to a man who's crying and asks him whats wrong and he says "'sniff' my husband 'sniff' just got killed by a flying briefcase. 'Sniff'", so the businessman walks away, also feeling slightly guilty. Finally, the soldier goes up to a boy who is layghing his head off. The soldier asks "What the hell is so funny?" and the boy says, laughing, "I just farted, and the building behind me (pause) BLEW UP!!! (he bursts out laughing)"

Funny??? ubblol ubblol ubblol

Anybody got any funnier jokes??


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VampyricAcid
SILVER Member since Jun 2005

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Posted:lots, but i seem to remember last time i posted them the thread got shut down, so maybe not lol

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Hanz


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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

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Posted:You could try this threadGeeky Jokes

And I know there are more joke threads around, but I'm not very good at searching.


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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

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Posted:There are a few joke threads lying around poig, more than a few I bet, did you do a search before posting this

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

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Total posts: 4693
Posted:or maybe three pages of funny funny Jokes wink

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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GeoffonTour04
SILVER Member since Nov 2005

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Posted:do some sort of durbs thing *hiprthrust*

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poig


poig

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Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Total posts: 1590
Posted:i did search, but no decent ones came up hehe hehe

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

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Posted:You are kidding right?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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poig


poig

marmite and nutella sandwich
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Total posts: 1590
Posted:apart from geeky jokes (i thought it would be the title, so i discarded it)

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poig


poig

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Total posts: 1590
Posted:how do u delete topics??!!

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Mr Majestik
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Posted:quickly. tongue

(send a mod a pm with a link and they'll do it for you wink )


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