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Intoxication Engineer
( I work in an off licence )
Go on.. you know you want to...
There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring
536 posts
Location: beneath a cloak of self-torture
what do you do?....
intoxication engineer sounds like a good job....
-LuNcHbOx, Aka. Nathan...Give a man to fish, and that man knows where to come for more fish...Teach a man to fish and you have just destroyed your market base...
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Very cool. Oddly enough I work in the Call Centre of a brewery. I like to call myself an alchohol consumption facilitator
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK
Although my official title was Director, I always preferred Sir, Lord or just plain Boss if I was in a good mood. My underlings were refered to as monkey, slave or biatch. I was a popular guy to work for
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam
I just wish I had a job
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA
quote:I second that. Few months... few months
Originally posted by Frost (Bringer of bad puns):
I just wish I had a job
Cheers,
Kinudin
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
My MD finds it most amuzing to call me by my 'proper title' TOB... Top Office Biatch..
He even joked he was gonna get that printed on my business cards! I told him it would be difficult to explain the letters after my name to our customers...
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
quote:Heh, i third that, and cannot afford to wait a few months.
Originally posted by Kinudin:
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Originally posted by Frost (Bringer of bad puns):
I just wish I had a job
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I second that. Few months... few months
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
23 posts
Location: Israel
last year I gave myself a little vacation...didnt do ANYTHING (in the normal socially acepted terms of doing "something" - that is study or work). I enjoyed it as one of the best years in my short, simple life
I really enjoyed calling myself "student of the University of Life"
now Im looking for a student type job and looking forward to starting it. I am still though learning from that big U of Life
646 posts
Location: Mpls, MN, USA
When I work I get the title of "One of the students" or "Gopher" ( errand guy). I kind of do a student internship, though I look at it more like I'm the family slave, it's my dad's business and when I live under his roof I have to work for him. He always calls during finals asking when I'm moving back home and if I'll be into work the next day. Great experience though I'm not really that comfortable working there, everybody else got their jobs through hard work and all I had to do was have the right last name. It really sucks if and when he has to let people go, kind of want to escape out the back door.
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