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Location: Newcastle, Australia
probabally been done before but i missed out.
but i think everyone should share there limericks
they are nice'n'easy and lots of fun.
there once was a boy
who had just got some poi
he set them alite
on the stroke of midnight
and danced around in joy
that same boy
whod just got the poi
he really tried
but regardles he died
so you shouldn't drink soy
thats the best ive got for the moment and id love to hear what everyone else can come up with
119 posts
Location: Newcastle, Australia
I once knew a big Welsh coal miner
who wanted to dig to china
plez continue ppl
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
I once knew a big Welsh coal miner
who wanted to dig through to china
He started in kent
but his shovel was bent
And he ended up back north of Leicester
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
I'm sorry but you just can't rhyme China with Leicester
I once knew a big Welsh coal miner
who wanted to dig through to china
He started in kent
but his shovel was bent
so gave up and took an airliner (?)
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
quote:"And from then she tied it behind her."
Originally posted by Rozi:
[QB
there once was a girl from china
Whose hair was like silk only finer
Her boyfriend, cute bloke,
On the hair he did choke...
[/QB]
What, Rozi, was there a possible lewd ending to this one?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
so, think you're good do you? Try finding a british place name that rhymes with China
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Here's a challenge:
There once was a spinner called Orange...
~~~~~
Happy Thursdays - By Durbs (Age 21 and a half)
On Thursdays I do have a laugh
Mucking round with some poi and a staff
So before I die
and go up to the sky
"Happy Thursday!" will be my epitaph
(Ok - you need a Surrey accent to make it rhyme )
We get burnt by the heat of the fire
But it's cold so rarely perspire
For we all come together
In good or bad weather
Even if the said weather is dire
Some days when it gets very nippy
And the floor becomes icy and slippy
We'll jump in a car
And head off to a bar
and generally end up quite tippy ( )
But week after week we return
All standing around for a burn
or per-haps a juggle
or sometimes a snuggle
for we've all got something to learn
It took me a good week or two
To master the 6 beat corkscrew
and it's tricky you see
that behind the back weave
But heck it's something different to do
So hoo-ray for Thursdays with friends
May these social events never end
Whether you're pro or beginning
Just show lots of willing
And next Thusday we'll all meet again
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
quote:Who invented a toy called a "borange"
Originally posted by Durbs:
Here's a challenge:
There once was a spinner called Orange...
but could not figure out
how to swing it about
So he changed it and called it a "dorange."
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Like that one, nicely done.
I've recently got into spinning
I'm a learner, still really beginning
The thing I've been taught
is that just like a sport
It's got nothing to do with the winning
~
I've been playing with poi for a while
But every time they still make me smile
If things start to go bad
I never get mad
It's too hard as I'm already senile
~
The great thing I've learnt about poi
Is you can do them whether a girl a boy
It's all about moving
Closing your eyes and just grooving
Who'd of thought you'd get so much from a toy?!
~
My parents have started to whine
They say I laze to much of the time
It's not that I'm lazy
Just going stir-crazy
Oh please roll on summertime
This winter is making me goo-goo
If you Aussies were here what would you do?
It's too cold for a barbie
or an all-nighter party
You could probably make an igloo
On second thoughts that seems absurd
Oh, I want to fly south like the birds
And go visit Spain
or Minorca again
Anywhere but cold En-ger-land
~
I'd forgotten how fun limmericks could be...
Ok, next one:
I once met a german called Hans...
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Who liked to go swimming with swans...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
He wore yellow flippers
that...
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
that had bright blue zippers...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
I once met a german called Hans
Who liked to go swimming with swans
He wore yellow flippers
That had bright blue zippers
And a snorkel that must have weighed tonnes
(pronouned in the aussie way that sounds more like tuns)
He went for a splash in the pond...
[ 05. February 2003, 21:20: Message edited by: Rozi ]
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
member
217 posts
Location: Dorking, Surrey, United Kingdom
where he met a fantastic blond
Dilbert's Words of Wisdom -
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either!
You are slower than a herd of turtles stampedeing through peanut butter!
Oh yeah.... Don't tell the ants
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
But she thought he was odd
Burner of Toast
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Slacker of enormous magnitude
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
(maybe born from a pod?)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
And left him in less than a second
Fortunately along came a brunette
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
hey, that didn't rhyme!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Yes it did!
He went for a splash in a pond
Where he met a fantastic blond
But she thought he was odd
(Maybe born from a pod)
And left him in less than a second
Fortunately along came a brunette...
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Who preferred her snorklers wet
Her flippers were green
And her bent was marine
And so they completed the set
But tragedy struck our pair
When she of the brunette hair...
[ 06. February 2003, 19:35: Message edited by: Rozi ]
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Piz tramaz ken tzal kenkihan
Armoz at hatz tsal larildan
Bapleaxer gohon
Ud gutxusokon
Nu jaiuso pi ieotra toman
i found an aliean limrick generator
https://www.herald.co.uk/cgi-bin/limerick?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
The limerick is furtive and mean.
You must keep it in close quarantine,
Or she sneaks to the slums,
And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk and obscene.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
There was a young man called Dave
Who found a dead whore in a cave
He saind I know its hard luck
to have a cold
But look at the money Ive saved
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
163 posts
Location: Bergen, Norway
the only limerick I know is actually in english, so here we go (not for kids):
There once was a girl named Jill
who tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
they found her vagina
in North Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil
Luke sum ipse patrem te.
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
i remember saying this one to guards outside buckingham palace last year..
there was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back, opened her cr*ck
and pi$$ed all over the ceiling
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Ewwww.....
I can remember a good line from a tripod song...its about x-mas day with the family...
Well all went outside and were gazing at venus someone remarked at the size of..
uranus and pluto and saturn and mars, well whats that foul smell? thats just grandmas..
arsenic, which she keeps in a jar by the clock, she rubs some each night on your gandfathrs...
corns, which are painful from shoes that dont fit, now he feels relieved when he sits down to...
christmas day, christmas day, you never knwo that they are going to say!
Rude is you read between the lines...kinda gotta listen to what rhymes adn you get what they were gonna say
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
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