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the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
right, i know this is kind of disgusting, but i've just been sat here at my computer all alone, and i happened to let a really smelly one go.

i just wondered, why can we put up with the smell of our own, but the smell of other peoples is disgusting?

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

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faith enfireBRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
A few years ago, there was a japanese guy who was marketing pills to make excrement and farts smell good...

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i farted just then. does that count?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
All farts count...

If they make it to 8 then you're on to a winner...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Triptoemember
71 posts
Location: Europe


Posted:
And do you know, that every fellow has his own smell of a fart, so mostly you know from who it was....

-I love goats and cheesecake-


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
dang! so much for getting away with silent deadlies then!

Triptoemember
71 posts
Location: Europe


Posted:
do you know, that you can make false farts? like, if you put your ass in the air you can suck the air into it and then fart it out. it sounds pretty disgusting, but it was really funny. some friend of mine showed it once...-at a party..we were all drunk...nothing else to do...don't say anything XD

-I love goats and cheesecake-


misscorinthianSILVER Member
old hand
784 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
This thread is shameless!

One of my darling daughters was at the stage of just being able to string words together- she stopped toddling, stuck her ass out, let rip and then turned to me and said "yeah, smell dat?". Lovely.

XLenX

Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
god help anyone around me if i've eaten anything with chilli or drank red wine. i love chiili's in food but chilli's DON'T like my guts



**************POOOT******************

ubblol

Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Triptoe... sounds interesting, but I can't think of how to actually do it.
Maybe that is how an old friend of my sisters used to fart on command... although they were usually fairly long

the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
*bump* or should i say *pump*

whats happened to my lovely thread? it was doing so well!

time to try and ressurrect it methinks

erm....has anybody tried lighting farts before?

thats fun! we did actually manage to get a video of one of my friends doing it once, i'll try and get hold of it.

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
can't say I have... and to be honest... I'd rather not

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
 Written by: ravehead


god help anyone around me if i've eaten anything with chilli or drank red wine. i love chiili's in food but chilli's DON'T like my guts




This phenomenon is known as "Delhi Butt." It's when you eat too much spicy food (as you might find in Delhi) and the spice, being spice, works its way out the other end and reminds you of its existence as it exits with a nice burning sensation.

There's also "Playa Butt" which is after being at Burning Man for a couple of days when the playa dust (which is rather alkaline) starts to work its way through. Playa Butt usually lasts 3-4 days after leaving the playa, too...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
I'm guessing both are referring to the burning sensation that comes with some farts? (not the most comfortable of farts)

Does anyone else freak out when they do the wet sound farts, freak out run to the nearest bathroom but everything is fine? (or am I odd)

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Hanz, it's more associated with...um...

stooling,.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
ok, ok... so they burn worse...

the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
i cant beleive this thread got to 4 pages! yay for me. free beer and cheesecake (i've kinda noticed that everyone seems to like cheesecake) if we get to five pages! ravehead, none of your special cheesecake though!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
special cheesecake?

the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah, ravehead likes to add mind altering substances to his cheesecake! ubbloco

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
hmm, reminds me of a mudcake 2 of my friends devoured in an hour... yeah... it has a hash mudcake

the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
anyway, that's totally off topic! unless that mudcake gave you the farts?

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
dunno... it wasn't me eating it, it was 2 friends.

the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
*bump*
hey, there must be some rank fart stories from play, there's always really bad farts happen whilst camping.
please share them with the group.

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
i cant remember any specific farts at play. i just love those ones that come out when you are walking and it takes you about 5 paces to get the whole thing out...im sure you know the ones i mean...ubblol

although im not sure if they smell because i have usually walked away from them. next time i may try walking in circles..although thats a little gross/odd

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
i've never thought of that, walking into your own fart.
*sits with a look of half disgust, half bemusement on his face*

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


DragosaniGOLD Member
sunset seadragon
679 posts
Location: some little fluffy clouds, Belgium


Posted:
We used to go snowboarding with a whole group of ppl and we slept with 12 guys in a room.
In the morning, we had contests on who could fart the most before we got out of bed...
We also used to smell each others farts and guessed of what they smelled....

ermmm... did I really write this?
biggrin

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
And then there are poop smells. Like I just laid some SERIOUSLY rank cables...
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I'm sure you all wanted to know. wink biggrin redface

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
I spent a week with Venturers and most of us were in one room at the snow. The guys were apparently quite rank.. a lot of them spent a lot of their time just farting.

A common trick of theirs when we were in bed was to fart in their sleeping bag and then open the zip at the bottom so it would drift out at us. Mind you we were all sleeping on the floor and our heads were at the feet of the others, far enough away for a walking path so it looked like this
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the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
Can somebody please explain why farts are soooo damn funny?
like one of the guys i work with let off a huge fart and all of us have been giggling for like 20 minutes!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


The Tea FairySILVER Member
old hand
853 posts
Location: Behind you...


Posted:
Doc, you are a graemlin king! Love the constipated graemlin.

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
That is a great emoticon, I didnt see it last time I posted

idancelikeatwatme: sometimes it's the facial expression, sometimes the sound, other times the way it was carried out (a fart in the silence of a room) but most of the time.. I have no idea!

What I dont get is though, why do people feel it necessary to carry on and freak out when someone farts? it's a normal bodily function, and if you didnt, you would end up really sick! So why do people freak out? especially when the farts dont smell?

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