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the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
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1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
right, i know this is kind of disgusting, but i've just been sat here at my computer all alone, and i happened to let a really smelly one go.

i just wondered, why can we put up with the smell of our own, but the smell of other peoples is disgusting?

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TinklePantsGOLD Member
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4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Hanz


i LOVE this thread! lol.

Can I ask... what is a fart? how are they made? is it true that they contain particles of our poop? Why is it if we don't fart we get sick?

One of my sisters old friends used to be able to fart on command... was pretty cool.. luckily they didn't smell.



ANYTHING you smell, contains particles of that object. When you smell a flower, you're inhaling the scent, and particles of the petals. When you smell cooking, you're inhaling particles of roast chicken. When you smell B.O., you're inhaling particles of someones sweat. When you smell poop, or when some woman smells of fish... you get the idea huh? lol

 Written by: ICoN


Any girl who can talk farts like Tink is hot IMO smile




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PULL MY FINGER ICoN!!!!!!
lmao ubblol

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Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
OMG! I have a farting emoticon on msn... wonder if I can upload it to here somehow...

the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
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Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
*bump*
come on people, keep posting. maybe we could change this thread to being a place to share your funny or embarrasing fart stories?

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
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4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
I love the spontanious human combustion episode of south park where they all fart to stop catching fire lol

"squeaker!"

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
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1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
i think there's something wrong with me, i haven't stopped farting all day! i'd be worried if it wasnt so much fun!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
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4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Me too - bloody Domino's pizza, The spicy one with the jalepenos, on a dominator base. mmmmmm!

Even the little farts hummm to high heaven!!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


wonderloeyenthusiast
255 posts
Location: Melbourne - home of pirates


Posted:
Hmm.. This is a fart story that really belongs to my flatmate, but what the hell...

My flatmate, once she starts drinking, never wants to stop. One night she went on a rampage, and had drunk the house dry. So she opened the fridge, where a half empty bottle of champagne had been sitting for about 3 weeks, at the same time as the fridge was being fumigated by a large lump of stinky cheese.

The next day, she was letting off the most noxious gases it is possible to imagine. We would light insence, bolt to the other end of the house, and she'd follow, bringing the stench with her. As a result, we had to haul our (very hungover) arses out onto the balcony...

*insert shudder here*

"You've gone from Loey the Wonder Lesbian to everyone wondering if you are a lesbian." - Shadowman

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Mr_ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Herefordshire, England (UK)


Posted:
I do the smelliest, nasty farts ever in the world.

I have a reasonable if slightly beer driven diet, but the lager really kills me.

Oh, one other thing...

Anyone got room in a tent for PLAY? wink

MikeIconGOLD Member
Pooh-Bah
2,109 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA


Posted:
You know, Chutney... I always knew by lookin' at you that you had rank farts.

Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

-Me


MadDogMikemember
29 posts
Location: California


Posted:
 Written by: ICoN

I sometimes wish I had a tube from my bum to my nose so I could get the full effect of the smell... Dont wanna taint it with all this clean air. [/quote





ICoN, if you want to enjoy the full aroma of your own farts, just fart in the shower. The "chimney effect" and the rising steam really intensify things!
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the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
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Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
seriously now, these farts of mine are getting worse, this is 2 days now. i dont think there has been a gap of any longer than 2 mins between farts, and they all really stink.

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
I love getting getting to that stage in a friendship where you become comfortable enough to fart around them biggrin



I do have this one friend , she's does modling as well as well as college and is very girly. I've always been hesitant of doing it around her incase she went 'Eeerk! Thats discusting!'

Anyway we were sitting on the beach a couple of weeks back, shes turns to me and says "I really need a sh!t, I'm about to let off a right cheek flapper"

ubblol
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Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
ahh, the joys of girly-girls letting out comments like that! it's great! a few of our guy friends never used to fart around us, but then they'd leave and we'd all let one out (we'd been holding in around the guys too, lol)

idancelikeatwatme: a bit of a personal question... but... how long has it been since you took a nice one in the toilet? (im sure you know what I mean)

the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
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Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
only yesterday hanz! seriously, i think its somethin i ate!
possibly that chilli sauce i put on my stir fry the other day! they're gettin better now, not done one for an hour or so!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
something you ate shouldn't hang around for that long you would think...

the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
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Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
i don't know, i aint a doctor!
confused

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


ZeeIndifferentOnenewbie
11 posts
Location: Wigan, England


Posted:
[quote='iCoN']And while Im not a fetishist, I've always had a strange desire to fart into someones mouth and have it come out their nose so they can smell it in reverse.



Man, No way!? Farting in someones face kind've (wrong work but...) acceptable, but through the nose and then they inhale it again, man, eurgh?! just... No, no!

Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
hehe... reminds me.. one of the guys I went to seconday college with used to fart in his hand and hold it against your face... bet you can't guess what his hand smelt like

IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: TinklePants



I love the spontanious human combustion episode of south park where they all fart to stop catching fire lol



"squeaker!"





Yes apples, apples get it? Stinky apples cya boys...squeaker

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EeraBRONZE Member
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia


Posted:
Apparently you can break smells down into methane-type and hydrogen sulphide-type, and they run in families. Mine are methane type and have no real smell, my bloke and his family do rotten-eggy ones.

It was in New Scientist a while ago.

There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Sure, Eera... Your farts don't stink. Uh huh. tongue wink

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
There ARE un-smelly farts. Or maybe there are just farts I can't smell... like cyanide? Only 10 or so % of people can smell cyanide. wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Mr_ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Herefordshire, England (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: ICoN


Farts are a gas byproduct produced by the bacteria that work to break our food down.



Err, thanks!? ubblol

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
My farts smell acidic and fruity after eating prunes...

Unsure whether this is more or less rank than the usual emissions I produce...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
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Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
holy [censored] neon shaolin, how old are you?! i thought only old people ate prunes! you must be very regular!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
26

I just happen to like dried fruit. Like figs and dates. This was before I learned of their 'laxitive properties'.

I try not to eat them too often because of this but I do treat myself sometimes...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
and treat others to the joys of using a bog brush on ur apple splatters?

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
fair enuf, i like dried fruit myself, but i'm more into apricots and pineapple.

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


EeraBRONZE Member
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia


Posted:
 Written by:

Sure, Eera... Your farts don't stink. Uh huh



Like roses. Dead ones.

There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
 Written by: Eera


 Written by: ] Sure, Eera... Your farts don't stink. Uh huh [/quote



Like roses. Dead ones.



ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


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