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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

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Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:right, i know this is kind of disgusting, but i've just been sat here at my computer all alone, and i happened to let a really smelly one go.

i just wondered, why can we put up with the smell of our own, but the smell of other peoples is disgusting?


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:It's kinda like babies...

Always proud of our own hellspawn yet want to throttle other peoples...


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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:hey, just realised that you're from leyland, i work for BAE at samlesbury, so i know alot of people from your neck of the woods........anyway, that's totally off topic.....

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


It's kinda like babies...

Always proud of our own hellspawn yet want to throttle other peoples...




ditto what he said wink


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:there are fart fetishists who like smelling everyone's... but that's just wrong. Really wrong!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Pen Draven
Pen Draven

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Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 1st Sep 2005
Total posts: 1363
Posted:And now i think I've read just about every topic there is to be had lol.

Used to work with a guy whos party trick was seeing how long it would take to clear an office using particularly devastating silent but violents... But I'm not gonna go there smile


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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:yeah, they're particularly bad, one of my friends has been known to clear our local pub. that one was like a bomb had gone off.

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:Its to do with the body's defence and immune system.

Once something has passed safely through your body, regardless of which orifice it comes out of, your body deems it as safe and "yours".

However, when it comes to other peoples, when you smell them, your body cannot certify that it is safe and yours and thus must be foreign, and so tells your brain "ewwwwww...yuk... get away" in order to keep you safe.

shrug

I reckon....


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Dunc
Dunc

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Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:I think it's cuz you just can't beat your own brand biggrin

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Mine smelled sorta like last night's Chinese food.

Yum! tongue wink

(Yes, I'm gross...live with it)


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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:I wonder what the captains log mostly smelled of? ubblol

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Doc perhaps... ?:p

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NOn
activist for HoPper liberation.
Location: ffidrac
Member Since: 23rd Jun 2004
Total posts: 1643
Posted:i remember reading something in a book, can't remember which one but it stuck with me, where a western guy goes to stay with a chinese family, and the mother of the family can't stand his smell (not specifically the farts, just general odour) so she started feeding him on chinese food, to make him smell better....

but i don't think you can properly smell youself, because you are around yourself the whole time, nothing should come as a big surprise, you know where you've been... And probably that's why finding unexpected dog muck on your shoe can be very unpleasant, and since you personally ate what you fart, it should come as no real surprise... i think...


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:I can see this one becoming a popular thread ubblol

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TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:I did really awful ones after eating barbecue snack-a-jacks - so bad that I was gonna fart in a bottle and post it to mynci and lmsp so they would confirm it's rankness.

And why is it when you fart it the bath, it always smells like beef - even if you havent eaten beef for weeks? Does the bath act like a bong, purifying the gas?

haha toilet humour is my specialty biggrin


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Igirisujin
Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 2666
Posted:Asian people apparently think we all smell like milk, no prizes for gussing what we think there supposed to smell off (and I mean chinease asian, not the indian type asians, damit why do they have to share the same word its confusing!)
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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:Cos they all are from Asia? wink

 Written by: NoN

and probably that's why finding unexpected dog muck on your shoe can be very unpleasant, and since you personally ate what you fart, it should come as no real surprise



I agree with that biggrin


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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

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Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
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Posted: Written by: Birgit


there are fart fetishists who like smelling everyone's... but that's just wrong. Really wrong!




ubblol HAHAHAHAHA i've seen a faryt porn clip before, it's funny as you like, propper letting one rip in someones fase type stuff ubblol


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faith enfire
faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin
Member Since: 27th Jan 2006
Total posts: 3556
Posted:bf insists on doing it in the dogs face...one of these days he is getting bitten...dog currently runs and hides and rubs his nose while giving bf dirty look

Faith
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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:There isn't a "gross" thread rating.

Pity. frown


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MikeIcon
MikeIcon

Pooh-Bah
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Member Since: 27th Mar 2003
Total posts: 2109
Posted:Great thread hah...



Any girl who can talk farts like Tink is hot IMO smile



I sometimes wish I had a tube from my bum to my nose so I could get the full effect of the smell... Dont wanna taint it with all this clean air.



And while Im not a fetishist, I've always had a strange desire to fart into someones mouth and have it come out their nose so they can smell it in reverse.



Hahahaha!!!



...And after reading what I just typed, Im scared that maybe I do have a fart fetish LOL.


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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

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Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted: Written by: Pen Draven


And now i think I've read just about every topic there is to be had lol.



ditto ubblol


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MikeIcon

Pooh-Bah
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Member Since: 27th Mar 2003
Total posts: 2109
Posted:Woah, I just had a great idea...

Imagine breathing fire with farts!

All I gotta do is hook up that bum hose to my mouth and Im in business.


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We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:oh, gross!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Hatsuyuki
Hatsuyuki

Member
Location: Frankfurt
Member Since: 8th Oct 2005
Total posts: 37
Posted:lolsign lolsign lolsign

that's already past gross, this is SHOCKINGLY open smile


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Hanz
Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Member Since: 7th Jun 2004
Total posts: 1328
Posted:i LOVE this thread! lol.

Can I ask... what is a fart? how are they made? is it true that they contain particles of our poop? Why is it if we don't fart we get sick?

One of my sisters old friends used to be able to fart on command... was pretty cool.. luckily they didn't smell.


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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:i never thought this thread would take off, but yay for me!
i agree with the farting in the bath post, they always smell bad in the bath, no matter what.
i also find that after a night on the beer, i get really bad ones, especially after drinking bitter or guinness.


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Igirisujin
Igirisujin

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Location: Preston
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 2666
Posted:I cant really smell my farts if I have them in the bath. It is fun watching the bubbles tho lol

Farts are poo, gas is just the same as any solid only the particles are sparesly spread, less dense and lighter.


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NOn
activist for HoPper liberation.
Location: ffidrac
Member Since: 23rd Jun 2004
Total posts: 1643
Posted: Written by: Hanz


i LOVE this thread! lol.

Can I ask... what is a fart? how are they made? is it true that they contain particles of our poop? Why is it if we don't fart we get sick?

One of my sisters old friends used to be able to fart on command... was pretty cool.. luckily they didn't smell.



Wikipedia farts, sorry i mean flatulence, the page redirected me...


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Pooh-Bah
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
Member Since: 27th Mar 2003
Total posts: 2109
Posted:Farts are a gas byproduct produced by the bacteria that work to break our food down.

Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.

-Me

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Doc perhaps... ?:p



Hehehehe.... ubblol

eek HEY!!!! angry

Now wait just a minute!!! wink


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