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right, i know this is kind of disgusting, but i've just been sat here at my computer all alone, and i happened to let a really smelly one go.
i just wondered, why can we put up with the smell of our own, but the smell of other peoples is disgusting?
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wandering thru the woods of WI
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A few years ago, there was a japanese guy who was marketing pills to make excrement and farts smell good...
Faith
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
i farted just then. does that count?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
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All farts count...
If they make it to 8 then you're on to a winner...
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Location: Europe
And do you know, that every fellow has his own smell of a fart, so mostly you know from who it was....
-I love goats and cheesecake-
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
dang! so much for getting away with silent deadlies then!
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Location: Europe
do you know, that you can make false farts? like, if you put your ass in the air you can suck the air into it and then fart it out. it sounds pretty disgusting, but it was really funny. some friend of mine showed it once...-at a party..we were all drunk...nothing else to do...don't say anything XD
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old hand
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
This thread is shameless!
One of my darling daughters was at the stage of just being able to string words together- she stopped toddling, stuck her ass out, let rip and then turned to me and said "yeah, smell dat?". Lovely.
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god help anyone around me if i've eaten anything with chilli or drank red wine. i love chiili's in food but chilli's DON'T like my guts
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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Triptoe... sounds interesting, but I can't think of how to actually do it.
Maybe that is how an old friend of my sisters used to fart on command... although they were usually fairly long
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
*bump* or should i say *pump*
whats happened to my lovely thread? it was doing so well!
time to try and ressurrect it methinks
erm....has anybody tried lighting farts before?
thats fun! we did actually manage to get a video of one of my friends doing it once, i'll try and get hold of it.
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can't say I have... and to be honest... I'd rather not
HOP Mad Doctor
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god help anyone around me if i've eaten anything with chilli or drank red wine. i love chiili's in food but chilli's DON'T like my guts
This phenomenon is known as "Delhi Butt." It's when you eat too much spicy food (as you might find in Delhi) and the spice, being spice, works its way out the other end and reminds you of its existence as it exits with a nice burning sensation.
There's also "Playa Butt" which is after being at Burning Man for a couple of days when the playa dust (which is rather alkaline) starts to work its way through. Playa Butt usually lasts 3-4 days after leaving the playa, too...
-Mike
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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
I'm guessing both are referring to the burning sensation that comes with some farts? (not the most comfortable of farts)
Does anyone else freak out when they do the wet sound farts, freak out run to the nearest bathroom but everything is fine? (or am I odd)
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Hanz, it's more associated with...um...
stooling,.
-Mike
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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
ok, ok... so they burn worse...
travelling without moving
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Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
i cant beleive this thread got to 4 pages! yay for me. free beer and cheesecake (i've kinda noticed that everyone seems to like cheesecake) if we get to five pages! ravehead, none of your special cheesecake though!
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special cheesecake?
travelling without moving
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Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
yeah, ravehead likes to add mind altering substances to his cheesecake!
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hmm, reminds me of a mudcake 2 of my friends devoured in an hour... yeah... it has a hash mudcake
travelling without moving
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Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
anyway, that's totally off topic! unless that mudcake gave you the farts?
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dunno... it wasn't me eating it, it was 2 friends.
travelling without moving
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Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
*bump*
hey, there must be some rank fart stories from play, there's always really bad farts happen whilst camping.
please share them with the group.
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i cant remember any specific farts at play. i just love those ones that come out when you are walking and it takes you about 5 paces to get the whole thing out...im sure you know the ones i mean...
although im not sure if they smell because i have usually walked away from them. next time i may try walking in circles..although thats a little gross/odd
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travelling without moving
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Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
i've never thought of that, walking into your own fart.
*sits with a look of half disgust, half bemusement on his face*
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sunset seadragon
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We used to go snowboarding with a whole group of ppl and we slept with 12 guys in a room.
In the morning, we had contests on who could fart the most before we got out of bed...
We also used to smell each others farts and guessed of what they smelled....
ermmm... did I really write this?
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HOP Mad Doctor
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And then there are poop smells. Like I just laid some SERIOUSLY rank cables...
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1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
I spent a week with Venturers and most of us were in one room at the snow. The guys were apparently quite rank.. a lot of them spent a lot of their time just farting.
A common trick of theirs when we were in bed was to fart in their sleeping bag and then open the zip at the bottom so it would drift out at us. Mind you we were all sleeping on the floor and our heads were at the feet of the others, far enough away for a walking path so it looked like this
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travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
Can somebody please explain why farts are soooo damn funny?
like one of the guys i work with let off a huge fart and all of us have been giggling for like 20 minutes!
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old hand
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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
That is a great emoticon, I didnt see it last time I posted
idancelikeatwatme: sometimes it's the facial expression, sometimes the sound, other times the way it was carried out (a fart in the silence of a room) but most of the time.. I have no idea!
What I dont get is though, why do people feel it necessary to carry on and freak out when someone farts? it's a normal bodily function, and if you didnt, you would end up really sick! So why do people freak out? especially when the farts dont smell?
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