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(andrew)member
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Location: lost in pink sugar musing


Posted:
okay okay, i know i know, your all thinking 'not another harry potter thread'..

BUT book 5 is out in june, and J K has released some snippits of paragraphs to entice people into buying the new book.

the one i cant stop thinking about is something like this (if anyone has the time to look up the actuall quote, PLEASE DO, im just lazy)

Dumbledore sits Harry down and says

"harry, im about to tell you something, something you should of been told on the first day you started at hogwarts"...


im going crazy trying to figure out what it is!! ive thought of at least a dozen possibilities, but dont think its any of them, so if youve got an idea or an inkling, can you please tell me!

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all thebad girls live.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*wipes mind clean of all sick thoughts*

Darn. I'm out of material now!

-Mike

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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


(andrew)member
140 posts
Location: lost in pink sugar musing


Posted:
come on now DR Ginny Lightning, theres got to be something in that mind of yours that aint sick, could harry's dad be related to Voldemort? no, i dont think so, harrys dad was from a wizarding family, vodemort was a muggle born with issues.

umm, and why does harry have to return to the Dursleys ever summer?? Theirs like a protection spell thinge happening there isnt there?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all thebad girls live.


KajiQuantum Theorist
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam


Posted:
ennhhhhhh..... *wipes sick mind clean*
Lets see how long that lasts....

Ummmmm......

I got nothing.... We'll have to wait and see.

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.


Poi Saucemember
12 posts
Location: TASMANIA


Posted:
My idea - that Dumbledor is really hooked on 'Little boy' flavoured Bertie Bott's Beans and that Harry is the outcome of a cross sexual experiment that his mum took part in with a goblin, ogre and Dumbledor himself.

Does that give you any enlightenment ?

Oh by the way - Are we allowed to write stuff like this or not ?

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Me.

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FireSpiritSILVER Member
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743 posts
Location: South Lake Tahoe, USA


Posted:
Well we all know he will be a 5th year.
Maby dumbledore is a relitive? Maby his mother was related to voldermor? Maby Harry had a SIBBLING? an Evil half?

~FS

FIRE IS ALIVE!
IT LIVES AND BREATHS!
IT CONSUMES, AND DISTROYS!
BUT WE CONTROL IT,
AND DANCE WITH FIRE!!


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
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Posted:
Maybe his mother is actually his father?

I'll think about it a while.

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


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Posted:
Voldemort: Harry..........I am your father!
Harry: Noooooooooo!


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(andrew)member
140 posts
Location: lost in pink sugar musing


Posted:
he he he , serves me right for trying a serious thread out, when theres so many funny spinners about.

my current therory is that dumbledore has forseen something, like a battle between harry and voldemort, and possibly his own death..

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all thebad girls live.


Magickal_Kaleidoscopemember
119 posts
Location: Newcastle, Australia


Posted:
perhaps u should get on kazaa and download it.
its only 2megs so hurry if u want the full book b4 every1 else.
only 3mins left

Pink...?BRONZE Member
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6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well there's been a lot of Rumours that Harmoine is Harry's sister...i dont agree with it though.

Also i was wondering who would be the next Quidditch captain as Wood's gone!

I think that too many people think that JKR will give away everything in the next book forgetting theres anouther 2 books after this 5th one!

Alice

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...



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