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ickleMattenthusiast
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Posted:
As a variant to "The funniest thing you heard recently???"

In Delhi, India I was visiting a mosque (as a tourist - I'm a huge fan of Islamic architecture), it was a Friday so it was super busy.

Everything and eveybody was serious and very pious. Then I saw a young guy (early twenties) with a turban on and his t-shirt it read:

"I love feminists
and cute lesbians too"

ubblol

I had to escape before turning into a giggling puddle on the floor.
Would have been a top photo, but I didn't feel comfortable wipping out my camera during friday prayer.

Whats made you laff out loud recently?

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
lastnight, i was watching deal or no deal (UK) i was a bit spazzed out still from the rave the night before, but i found it sooooo funy that within the first three rounds the contestant had wiped out nearly ALL the big prizes, and every other box chosen was a big prize. long story short by the end the banker offered her £2000, she had two boxes left............£750 or £5000 (i was hoping for the £750) in the end she beat the banker but my god that show was tripped out ubblol

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lol i was watching on the oterh day, might have been yesterday where it took me 20 minutes to work out that they were dressed up for eurovision, and it wasnt a really bad transvestite, it was actually a woman

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ubblol just been watchin the higlights from big brother and HOW funny was it seeing that blond prima-donna screeching " i need bottled water, i feel like i'm going to die, i CAN'T drink tap water, i feel like a tramp moan moan moan


F&%*ing spoilt, stuck up, self centered cow eek man she needs a slap and if there is any opetunity for the general public to make her do demeaning tasks that she will fail........................it's getting my vote haha

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Nooooo don't vote her off....I think it is funny watching her suffer we have to keep her in to annoy everyone and laugh at her spoilt brattiness!!!

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ok last weeks "have i got news for you" Paul Merton with his "how do you do" comments concerning the national curriclum for babies

and when i was walking in the park last week there was a Staffodshire bull terrier tying to get a stick, only the stick was actually attatched to the tree and he was spinning around and around and around about 4 foot off the floor....

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Posted:
 Written by: Medusa


Nooooo don't vote her off....I think it is funny watching her suffer we have to keep her in to annoy everyone and laugh at her spoilt brattiness!!!





oh i totally agree, keep in the spoilt cow ubblol i'd like to see her suffer BIG TIME. she needs to learn there's more to life than bottled water and peroxide biggrin

" I NEED BOTTLED WATER, I CAN'T DRINK TAP WATER"

i wonder why....................because it comes out of a tap......................or because it's too common to drink water from the tap (even if it is filtered twice)

send her to africa so she can experience REAL dehyration ubblol

pete................what can i say the guy is wicked, it's good he's highlighting the fact that people with tourretts(SP??) can function in socioty

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lmao, ravehead, you really dont like her, eh? biggrin

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alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
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i don't like anyone that shallow, selfish, childish, manipulative, etc,etc............she is the embodyment of so much i don't like about human nature all rolled into one ubblol

i wouldn't say i hate her, no........hate is a powerfull emotion and at the end of the day the only person that is affected by hating something/someone is the person doing the hating.

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on the way home from Firegathering there was a thai restaurant called "Beau Thai" ubblol hahahha brilliant!

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Posted:
 Written by: jo_rhymes


on the way home from Firegathering there was a thai restaurant called "Beau Thai" ubblol hahahha brilliant!



ubblol ubblol

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SixthSILVER Member
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Posted:
a small dog humping a guys leg at the bus stop lolsign

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DuncGOLD Member
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Posted:
I saw Jo Rhymes running around and trying to make her Molly Dog hump her leg, but with all the ecouragement in the world the dog just wasn't interested.... ubblol

Let's relight this forum ubblove


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
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i just found this in my mail box, the audio is poor so you need to turn it up to hear the message at the end biggrin

https://8200n.com/unbelievable3/ub3sublim.html

Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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Well theres always this

https://www.metacafe.com/watch/23440/matrix_cow/

Gotta love Kung Pow,, a very silly film,, but then all of the 'Thumb' films are insanely daft aswell biggrin

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Posted:
 Written by: ravehead


i just found this in my mail box, the audio is poor so you need to turn it up to hear the message at the end biggrin

https://8200n.com/unbelievable3/ub3sublim.html




RAVEHEAD! that scared the absolute S**t out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that really wasnt nice. mad

(now who should i send it to biggrin)

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alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
ubblol ROFL it's great ain't it biggrin

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Posted:
 Written by: ravehead


 Written by: Medusa


Nooooo don't vote her off....I think it is funny watching her suffer we have to keep her in to annoy everyone and laugh at her spoilt brattiness!!!





oh i totally agree, keep in the spoilt cow ubblol i'd like to see her suffer BIG TIME. she needs to learn there's more to life than bottled water and peroxide biggrin

" I NEED BOTTLED WATER, I CAN'T DRINK TAP WATER"

i wonder why....................because it comes out of a tap......................or because it's too common to drink water from the tap (even if it is filtered twice)

send her to africa so she can experience REAL dehyration ubblol





Apparently she's a recovering anorexic... Anorexics believe the toxins in tap water will make them fat. Her friends have said that she has attempted suicide a few times and are now berating big Brother for failing to pick up on this during her psychological profile and allowing her into with house with that state of mind...

Hmmmm...

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Ravehead, you are lucky I don't know who you are or where you live, otherwise I would come and beat the censored out of you! spank: I think I soiled myself...

*Leaves room to go change pants*...

*comes back with clean underwear*

Haha, sending link to a number of people who are already afraid of the dark devil

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
I can't see what ravehead has linked to but if it's the one with the Cradle of Filth song that if played backwards recites the 'The Lord's Prayer'.

Yes that was a guaranteed pant-soiler everytime...

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GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Ravehead tut tut tut trust you boys to be predicatable.... still damn funny though hug

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Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


I can't see what ravehead has linked to but if it's the one with the Cradle of Filth song that if played backwards recites the 'The Lord's Prayer'.

Yes that was a guaranteed pant-soiler everytime...



Yeah thats the one all right

Rave that was damn funny ubblol ubblol ubblol

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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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cruel, very cruel.

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Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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But fun all the same,, just Mailed it to many people at work so now people here love me more than ever

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

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alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
glad you liked it biggrin





pwned ( courtesy of me, and steaks)



https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=11203





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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Posted:
ubblol

 Written by: ravehead


https://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=11203




that is most definatly the funniest thing i've seen today!

ubblol

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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Posted:
frown the link doesnt work anymore, what gives? i want to show a friend!

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Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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Posted:
Awww where'd it go frown

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
redface i don't think think the mods liked it frown never mind i'll have to sent it to you on msn pen wink

Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
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Posted:
Mr Rave have you been a naughty boy again spank spank

wink hug now get on msn,, my curiosity is unstopable heh

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Posted:
i want it too! add me!

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