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maus
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:Will probably be for the weekend of the next Falmouth/Gwithian meet.



Basically I need people willing to be body painted,preferably some who are happy with partial nudity,to take part in a photo shoot.



Mech and i have decided to combine our talents and see if we can do something pretty funky with them!



It won't be seedy at all,i promise,(even though Mech is involved wink)



I could also do with some help painting for some of the bigger pieces if at all possible...Neon?

Obviously we would like to see some of your artwork/Body paint work in advance....please don't be offended by this it is just to ensure our painting styles would be compatible!



Unfortunately we are unable to pay you for this,(suprise suprise!), but you will have the bonus of knowing that you are a part of a work of art..and probably a few drinks aswell!!



Thanks in advance! biggrin


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Sixth
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Sixth

Devil May Cry
Location: Manchester / London

Total posts: 327
Posted:meh i know mechs gonna give me an offtopic sign soon ubblol if I can be bothered to make some before I leave then yeah hug

I give hope to others but I keep none for myself.

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:I think you're safe. He has quite a short attention span. So he'll have wandered off by now.
wink


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Narr

(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
Location: sitting on the step

Total posts: 2568
Posted: Written by:

Sheesh all these rules and regulations.... well if you insist:



If you'd ever seen the "semi-naked"/"nekid" "body" of mech parading in all his disturbing "nakedness", you'd not want to be his minion... No amount of "bodypaint" could "mask" the true horror that is unleashed let me tell you.

He's no oil "painting" at the best of times. But unclothed he is one disturbing "human canvas".

I'm glad he's in charge of "photography" and not a "model".

He has "boobs"!!!!

There you go. All the words used.



Somewhat unnecessary cantus, not too impressed, joke or no joke that is deeply offensive and hurtful. frown


she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:I've seen Mech in just a tutu and I don't think there is anything wrong with his body other than he was wearing my tutu with no pants on... ewwww. Every time I put on that tutu now I am reminded that someone elses naked bits have been in it. Thats like someone else wearing your pants before you. It just feels odd.

To be as blatantly rude as that about Mech isn't really very kind or truthful. Mech hun, there is nowt wrong with your body! If someone as gorgeous as Sophie is telling you that she thinks you are cute, you have nothing to worry about.


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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!

Total posts: 2444
Posted:ditto

Miss you Mech kiss Look forward to catching up at Play and Falmouth hun.

hug


Live well, love much, laugh often...

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maus
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:Maybe we should rename this to the everybody loves Mech thread.... wink

Ah well...if you can't beat em join em!

kisssee you and your lovely lady soon gorgeous! hug


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ben-ja-men
GOLD Member since Jun 2003

ben-ja-men

just lost .... evil init
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 2474
Posted:mechs a sexy beast, id shag him, or maybe i did, or maybe he kept humping my leg i cant remember now its all just a distant happy memory ubblove come back to oz mate the weathers crap at the moment youll feel right at home smile

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!

Total posts: 2444
Posted:Crap??? How crap is crap? I know what you ozzies are like. Your crap probably means a scorcher to us! ubblol

oh, and Happy b'day Ben!! hug

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Live well, love much, laugh often...

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Sixth
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Sixth

Devil May Cry
Location: Manchester / London

Total posts: 327
Posted:everyone is unique in their own right and since I stirred things up in this thread, I'l make an informal apology to Mechredface

I give hope to others but I keep none for myself.

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Narr

(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
Location: sitting on the step

Total posts: 2568
Posted:thank you hug but it wasnt you that caused offence, someone else should be doing the apologising.

nehoo back to chats of sexy models and hopefully a sunny day in cornwal biggrin


she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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Sixth
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Sixth

Devil May Cry
Location: Manchester / London

Total posts: 327
Posted:indeed....sexy sexy models......Drools.....

I give hope to others but I keep none for myself.

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:Ting, you will make many hoppers embarresed about their physique, and many others quvvering wrecks with that stomach of yours wink

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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polarity
SILVER Member since May 2005

polarity

veteran
Location: on the wrong planet

Total posts: 1228
Posted:This doesn't involve walking around in public, does it?

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:He will indeed Steaks...

Lol though I'm happy to be painted.. cycling in the buff just aint my thang I'm afraid... ubblol


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Sixth
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Sixth

Devil May Cry
Location: Manchester / London

Total posts: 327
Posted:I'll do my best to hide in the shadows

I give hope to others but I keep none for myself.

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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!

Total posts: 2444
Posted:Maus/Mech...

Did you guys manage to have your chat at Play to sort this out?

Mech mentioned an idea to me.... just wondered what the deal was?????

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Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

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maus
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:PM sent! biggrin

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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

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Location: Bristol!

Total posts: 2444
Posted:PM read and replied to! biggrin

Live well, love much, laugh often...

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maus
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:Okay guys.....I'm pretty much there on deciding who i want to use for what.

Plenty of blokes have offered, to the extent that we have far too many for what we need.

This unfortunately means that although we really appreciate your kind offer we won't be able to use a lot of you on this occasion. However there may well be opportunities in the future.

I'm also after a girl, preferably very petite build with long hair for one of the photos.

Any offers/ideas anybody??????


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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:I'm 5'2", size 8, with straight hair almost down to my waist. (Although I want to cut it very soon) Face can be hidden biggrin Shout if wanted....

When?


The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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maus
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:PM sent missus! biggrin

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maus
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:Any more small ladies with long hair???

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K__
BRONZE Member since Jun 2006

K__

...join us...
Location: Oxford

Total posts: 184
Posted:Are you fixed up with someone now? If not, give me a shout - not sure I'd completely fit the bill but I can PM you...

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maus
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:**BUMP**

Okay, slightly bad news, the lovely Mech may no loger be able to make it down for Falmouth now, which obviously means the photoshoot will have to be put on hold...:(

However, we will be doing it in the near future so will let you all know as soon as we do. smile


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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:step is gay smile like totally............

whats his excuse.......... rolleyes


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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maus
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:Erm...something about being lame or something, dunno, don't know if i was listening....;)

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian

Total posts: 3383
Posted:well maus, if you ever need an anti-slim girl with long hair and rugby legs i might be able to help wink

good luck with it all!


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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maus
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:Sweet I'll keep ya posted hun! We've only been trying to get this done for about 2 years now, you wouldn't have thought it would be that hard! ubblol

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ado-p
GOLD Member since May 2004

ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland

Total posts: 3882
Posted:Im a small curvy female with long hair and a pretty face.

You can paint me biggrin


Love is the law.

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maus
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:small curvy female eh?

Have you got a crackin set of ti...er teeth aswell?

wink


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