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andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
Make up a ridiculously untrue fact that SOUNDS like it could be real!

Due to several synapses in the cerebral cortex snapping when a human male exceeds 17 stone, fat men find it physically impossible to draw apples

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MissEgyptologyBRONZE Member
officially expelled from BYU
195 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
 Written by: Pen Draven


Left Handed people can't rub their stomach and pat their head's because the part of the brain that handles that bit of co-ordination is on the left side of the brain whereas lefties mainly use the right side of the brain.

Hehe sounds good to me and as a leftie who can't do the tummy rub/head pat without getting things confused is also my excuse wink



I'm left handed AND I can rub my stomach and pat my head. so there tongue

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Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton


Posted:
showoff wink and happy birthday smile

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
I thought the point of this thread was that we make up untrue statements? You know, statistically speaking 95% of threads go off topic within 6 hours of being posted. wink

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LarrySILVER Member
Electro Ponce!
383 posts
Location: Hull!, United Kingdom


Posted:
on that note jo
42.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot

What're you looking at?
I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Its a fact that in 1865, all the cows in Suffolk faced west at 11.45 on the 9th of April.

Scary!

Also, due to the intense heat generated by nuclear reactions, moths find it difficult to navigate around nuc power stations

A man in Denbigh is utterly unable to tie his shoelaces due to a brain disorder that makes him think he has 2 left hands

48% of Mancunians cant spell "Scouse"

27% of Australians are allergic to beer.

Your tv emits low level ultraviolet radiation due to scorpions being used in the construction of Cathode Ray Screens. Also why your eyes hurt after staring at them. Fact!

More later...

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JauntyJamesSILVER Member
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3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
I have a story that pertains to this thread. So, my friends and I were sitting around at a track game, and somehow we got on the subject of how the right half of your brain controls the left half of your body, and vice versa. My juggling partner and I managed to convince a mutual friend that, because I have the right half of my head shaved, my left leg can't run as fast, so if I tried to go around the track the opposite direction, I would have a hard time. She believed us, and seemed to think that she had actually noticed how I "walk funny."

-James

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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
umm you have strrrrrrrrrange friends (not to mention gulible)

this, ladies and gents, be my 1400th post.

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andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
 Written by: =Flashpoint=


Its a fact that in 1865, all the cows in Suffolk faced west at 11.45 on the 9th of April.

Scary!

Also, due to the intense heat generated by nuclear reactions, moths find it difficult to navigate around nuc power stations

A man in Denbigh is utterly unable to tie his shoelaces due to a brain disorder that makes him think he has 2 left hands

48% of Mancunians cant spell "Scouse"

27% of Australians are allergic to beer.

Your tv emits low level ultraviolet radiation due to scorpions being used in the construction of Cathode Ray Screens. Also why your eyes hurt after staring at them. Fact!

More later...





Class man....class....I've just been told off in Bolton library for Loling

It's smashing to be back x


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
White men can't jump.

The French are utterly unable to produce Cabbage

The gene responsible for Ginger hair makes it impossible not to break your car with roadkill

European women cannot, due to religious reasons, eat centipede

Tequila is made from, among the better known ingredients, bandicoot vomit

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hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Hmm..
I'm working in an aquarium at the moment, and one of our fish has a big pink lump on its jaw at the moment, just a big callus- but I managed to convince a party of old ladies that some kid had dropped his bubble gum in and the fish just loved the stuff.

It's a cute mental image anyway..

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