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andythepoi
andythepoi

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Location: manchester, uk
Member Since: 4th Jun 2004
Total posts: 508
Posted:Make up a ridiculously untrue fact that SOUNDS like it could be real!

Due to several synapses in the cerebral cortex snapping when a human male exceeds 17 stone, fat men find it physically impossible to draw apples


It's smashing to be back x

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MissEgyptology
MissEgyptology

officially expelled from BYU
Location: Southern California
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 195
Posted: Written by: Pen Draven


Left Handed people can't rub their stomach and pat their head's because the part of the brain that handles that bit of co-ordination is on the left side of the brain whereas lefties mainly use the right side of the brain.

Hehe sounds good to me and as a leftie who can't do the tummy rub/head pat without getting things confused is also my excuse wink



I'm left handed AND I can rub my stomach and pat my head. so there tongue


"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD

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Pen Draven
Pen Draven

Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 1st Sep 2005
Total posts: 1363
Posted:showoff wink and happy birthday smile

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:I thought the point of this thread was that we make up untrue statements? You know, statistically speaking 95% of threads go off topic within 6 hours of being posted. wink

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Larry
Larry

Electro Ponce!
Location: Hull!
Member Since: 26th Oct 2005
Total posts: 383
Posted:on that note jo
42.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot


What're you looking at?
I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?

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=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:Its a fact that in 1865, all the cows in Suffolk faced west at 11.45 on the 9th of April.

Scary!

Also, due to the intense heat generated by nuclear reactions, moths find it difficult to navigate around nuc power stations

A man in Denbigh is utterly unable to tie his shoelaces due to a brain disorder that makes him think he has 2 left hands

48% of Mancunians cant spell "Scouse"

27% of Australians are allergic to beer.

Your tv emits low level ultraviolet radiation due to scorpions being used in the construction of Cathode Ray Screens. Also why your eyes hurt after staring at them. Fact!

More later...


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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:I have a story that pertains to this thread. So, my friends and I were sitting around at a track game, and somehow we got on the subject of how the right half of your brain controls the left half of your body, and vice versa. My juggling partner and I managed to convince a mutual friend that, because I have the right half of my head shaved, my left leg can't run as fast, so if I tried to go around the track the opposite direction, I would have a hard time. She believed us, and seemed to think that she had actually noticed how I "walk funny."

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:umm you have strrrrrrrrrange friends (not to mention gulible)

this, ladies and gents, be my 1400th post.

*mjk graciously strolls out of the forums after another successful conquest*


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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andythepoi
andythepoi

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Location: manchester, uk
Member Since: 4th Jun 2004
Total posts: 508
Posted: Written by: =Flashpoint=


Its a fact that in 1865, all the cows in Suffolk faced west at 11.45 on the 9th of April.

Scary!

Also, due to the intense heat generated by nuclear reactions, moths find it difficult to navigate around nuc power stations

A man in Denbigh is utterly unable to tie his shoelaces due to a brain disorder that makes him think he has 2 left hands

48% of Mancunians cant spell "Scouse"

27% of Australians are allergic to beer.

Your tv emits low level ultraviolet radiation due to scorpions being used in the construction of Cathode Ray Screens. Also why your eyes hurt after staring at them. Fact!

More later...





Class man....class....I've just been told off in Bolton library for Loling


It's smashing to be back x

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:White men can't jump.

The French are utterly unable to produce Cabbage

The gene responsible for Ginger hair makes it impossible not to break your car with roadkill

European women cannot, due to religious reasons, eat centipede

Tequila is made from, among the better known ingredients, bandicoot vomit


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hamamelis
hamamelis

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Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Hmm..
I'm working in an aquarium at the moment, and one of our fish has a big pink lump on its jaw at the moment, just a big callus- but I managed to convince a party of old ladies that some kid had dropped his bubble gum in and the fish just loved the stuff.

It's a cute mental image anyway..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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