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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
well, obviously i'm not.



i personally prefer partridge, but that's by the by.



the beaters have worked their way through hop and the pheasants are showing themselves by the dozen - even the dead ones.



i know, its right funny and nudge-nudge-chuckle-chuckle and all that stuff.



but more than being clever/funny/the best idea in the history of the internet, its just f*ckin annoying - moreso i'd guess for those hoppers who don't have a clue who you lot are in the first place...



so, rather than spend 30 seconds checking a profile page every time a pheasant posts to find out who it is under all those feathers, i have developed a new posting method smile





from hereon, anyone who has labelled themselves as part of the flock, i will refer to simply as 'bird'.



all pheasant postings will henceforth be treated as mutually inclusive i.e. whatever one pheasant says, the others must agree by default (which means you can quote any pheasant's comments and address your retort towards any other memeber of the flock).



and lastly, if i directly call a member of the flock 'a cock', and their avatar reflects this statement, it should not be read as an insult but rather as an astute observation.



wave





cole. x




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tongue

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


MandSILVER Member
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada


Posted:
So who is it that's out for revenge? wink
A certain pheasant p*ssed off at one of his own getting run over?

https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/4973802.stm


 Written by:


"He's an aggressive little blighter, but he just doesn't seem to like me, and he's quite frightening when he's parading up and down the bonnet of your Land Rover staring at you with his beady eyes.

Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
hahahahahaha hehe

what a great article, one pheasant that certainly isnt afraid of cars.

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
I can't change back...I've lost my play avatar!! eek I've tried making a new one but paint won't let me compress it small enough to be accepted ubblol

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
it's the curse! You're now a pheasant forever! mwahahaha! devil

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Just don't stand in front of Will's car and you'll be fine Dunc wink

Meh


IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
Or wander onto the farmers property, least you wish to become plucked stuffed and based by a fat farmers wife

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Possibly even basted
rolleyes

Meh


IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
That too smile



Of course it could go the other way and you might just find a nice pheasent for wife, and lead the rest of the game birds on a hillariouse mass escape with an all star cast of familly orianted animation with mild peril and subtle adult humor insue...Pheasent Run.

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
 Written by: coleman




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MMMmmmmmmmmm yummy........road kill pie anyone??

DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Pheasants we're so last week wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
So were leg-warmers but people still wear them!

Don't they...? redface

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Please note the confused look on this pheasant's face.
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-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
That's the last look Will saw before he heard a 'THUNK' and had to get his fuel pump replaced... wink

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
What's that last thing to go through a Pheasant's mind when it meets Will on a country road? It's arse wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
ubblol

spank

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
ubblolExcellent dunc!!

Both me and my mum can join the latest roadkill club now,she killed a pheasant on Friday,and i managed to KO my second Badger on the way home late last night... frown

I feel like such a murderer¬! Damn cornwall for havin so much wildlife roaming around!

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Maus. Since you live in the area which is populated by phesants. Next time you or your mum heartlessly butcher one of them with your high-speed death machine, could you save me one as there's a recipe I'm dying to try...

You can forget about the badger...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:

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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
ubblolYeah no worries neon...although with my mums driving there may not be much left of it!

Rouge- i think that could be his brother actually...they look remarkably alike! ubbrollsmile

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I'm thinking a marinade of beer, star aniseed and flower peppercorns...

The hide can go on my ska-themed wall...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
pheasants don't really have a hide...

and support for the foul game is dwindling fast with the leader of the flock turning away to show his affection for a certain familiar alabaster retard ubbrollsmile

"pheasantlander: there can be only none."


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Alabaster Kodify reports.

Ted Maul reports reports reports also.



I'm the moon. umm ubbidea shrug

Sporkyaddict
663 posts
Location: Glasgow


Posted:
All we need is Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan... wink

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
"...last week collately sisters, you were involved in a car crash in which you were the only survivor. only because you landed in somebody's stomach..."

biggrin


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Lousy_Trucking_Car


That's the last look Will saw before he heard a 'THUNK' and had to get his fuel pump replaced... wink



Oh so the pheasent got him back in the end eh lol, he'll be waiting for him in heaven with a pair of sharp carving knives

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
And a jar of Canberry Jelly... ubblove

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
Mmmmm Cranberry Will

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Canberra jelly perhaps?
Made entirely from Canbrarians. umm

Emyou-ha ha ha.

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Cranberry Will? He'll have to change his hair colour to match.

Or jelly FOR USE on Canberrians... tongue

Emyii Harris... Ho Ho and (yes I'm talking to you UCOF) HO!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
I thought it was called CRANberry.

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


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