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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

Total posts: 7330
Posted:well, obviously i'm not.



i personally prefer partridge, but that's by the by.



the beaters have worked their way through hop and the pheasants are showing themselves by the dozen - even the dead ones.



i know, its right funny and nudge-nudge-chuckle-chuckle and all that stuff.



but more than being clever/funny/the best idea in the history of the internet, its just f*ckin annoying - moreso i'd guess for those hoppers who don't have a clue who you lot are in the first place...



so, rather than spend 30 seconds checking a profile page every time a pheasant posts to find out who it is under all those feathers, i have developed a new posting method smile





from hereon, anyone who has labelled themselves as part of the flock, i will refer to simply as 'bird'.



all pheasant postings will henceforth be treated as mutually inclusive i.e. whatever one pheasant says, the others must agree by default (which means you can quote any pheasant's comments and address your retort towards any other memeber of the flock).



and lastly, if i directly call a member of the flock 'a cock', and their avatar reflects this statement, it should not be read as an insult but rather as an astute observation.



wave





cole. x




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"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Pheasants can't use edit buttons.

wink


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Mand
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

Mand

Keeper of the Spitfire
Location: Calgary Canada

Total posts: 2317
Posted:So who is it that's out for revenge? wink
A certain pheasant p*ssed off at one of his own getting run over?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/4973802.stm


 Written by:


"He's an aggressive little blighter, but he just doesn't seem to like me, and he's quite frightening when he's parading up and down the bonnet of your Land Rover staring at you with his beady eyes.



Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

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Tabt


Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham

Total posts: 1007
Posted:hahahahahaha hehe

what a great article, one pheasant that certainly isnt afraid of cars.


Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:I can't change back...I've lost my play avatar!! eek I've tried making a new one but paint won't let me compress it small enough to be accepted ubblol

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:it's the curse! You're now a pheasant forever! mwahahaha! devil

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Just don't stand in front of Will's car and you'll be fine Dunc wink

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2666
Posted:Or wander onto the farmers property, least you wish to become plucked stuffed and based by a fat farmers wife

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Possibly even basted
rolleyes


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2666
Posted:That too smile



Of course it could go the other way and you might just find a nice pheasent for wife, and lead the rest of the game birds on a hillariouse mass escape with an all star cast of familly orianted animation with mild peril and subtle adult humor insue...Pheasent Run.


Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted: Written by: coleman




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MMMmmmmmmmmm yummy........road kill pie anyone??


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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:Pheasants we're so last week wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:So were leg-warmers but people still wear them!

Don't they...? redface


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Please note the confused look on this pheasant's face.
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-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:That's the last look Will saw before he heard a 'THUNK' and had to get his fuel pump replaced... wink

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:What's that last thing to go through a Pheasant's mind when it meets Will on a country road? It's arse wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:ubblol

spank


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:ubblolExcellent dunc!!

Both me and my mum can join the latest roadkill club now,she killed a pheasant on Friday,and i managed to KO my second Badger on the way home late last night... frown

I feel like such a murderer! Damn cornwall for havin so much wildlife roaming around!


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Maus. Since you live in the area which is populated by phesants. Next time you or your mum heartlessly butcher one of them with your high-speed death machine, could you save me one as there's a recipe I'm dying to try...

You can forget about the badger...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:ubblolYeah no worries neon...although with my mums driving there may not be much left of it!

Rouge- i think that could be his brother actually...they look remarkably alike! ubbrollsmile


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:I'm thinking a marinade of beer, star aniseed and flower peppercorns...

The hide can go on my ska-themed wall...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

Total posts: 7330
Posted:pheasants don't really have a hide...

and support for the foul game is dwindling fast with the leader of the flock turning away to show his affection for a certain familiar alabaster retard ubbrollsmile

"pheasantlander: there can be only none."


cole. x


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Alabaster Kodify reports.

Ted Maul reports reports reports also.



I'm the moon. umm ubbidea shrug


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Sporky


Sporky

addict
Location: Glasgow

Total posts: 663
Posted:All we need is Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan... wink

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

Total posts: 7330
Posted:"...last week collately sisters, you were involved in a car crash in which you were the only survivor. only because you landed in somebody's stomach..."

biggrin


cole. x


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2666
Posted: Written by: Lousy_Trucking_Car


That's the last look Will saw before he heard a 'THUNK' and had to get his fuel pump replaced... wink



Oh so the pheasent got him back in the end eh lol, he'll be waiting for him in heaven with a pair of sharp carving knives


Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:And a jar of Canberry Jelly... ubblove

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2666
Posted:Mmmmm Cranberry Will

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Canberra jelly perhaps?
Made entirely from Canbrarians. umm

Emyou-ha ha ha.


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Cranberry Will? He'll have to change his hair colour to match.

Or jelly FOR USE on Canberrians... tongue

Emyii Harris... Ho Ho and (yes I'm talking to you UCOF) HO!


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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