Forums > Social Chat > i'm a pheasant

well, obviously i'm not.



i personally prefer partridge, but that's by the by.



the beaters have worked their way through hop and the pheasants are showing themselves by the dozen - even the dead ones.



i know, its right funny and nudge-nudge-chuckle-chuckle and all that stuff.



but more than being clever/funny/the best idea in the history of the internet, its just f*ckin annoying - moreso i'd guess for those hoppers who don't have a clue who you lot are in the first place...



so, rather than spend 30 seconds checking a profile page every time a pheasant posts to find out who it is under all those feathers, i have developed a new posting method





from hereon, anyone who has labelled themselves as part of the flock, i will refer to simply as 'bird'.



all pheasant postings will henceforth be treated as mutually inclusive i.e. whatever one pheasant says, the others must agree by default (which means you can quote any pheasant's comments and address your retort towards any other memeber of the flock).



and lastly, if i directly call a member of the flock 'a cock', and their avatar reflects this statement, it should not be read as an insult but rather as an astute observation.









cole. x




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"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

Willy - is bad for your health...

 Written by: Neon_Fowl_in_Marinade



Feed us...

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA

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An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

Owner of Dragosani's right side.

 Written by: PyroWill



What have I started

 Written by: Spanner



The pheasant has no agenda

 Written by: Birgit

next thing someone's gonna say "TIGERBALM!!!"



I wonder if pheasants like tigerbalm. Or if their feathers all pull into the skin or something silly as that?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

 Written by: Mr Majestik







what drugs are you people on?

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

XLenX

Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

 Written by: Birgit


next thing someone's gonna say "TIGERBALM!!!"

Let's relight this forum

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

Let's relight this forum

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

Let's relight this forum

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

Owner of Dragosani's right side.

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

 Written by: coleman


from hereon, anyone who has labelled themselves as part of the flock, i will refer to simply as 'bird'.

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

 Written by: PyroWill


Disclaimer:

For those who dont know how all this started, I hit a pheasant with my car on the way to falmouth meet.....simple as lol

Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.

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