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Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 18th Feb 2004
Total posts: 1687
Posted:I watched this the other day and I was wondering what everyone's favourite quote from Withanil and I is.

Mine are -

[Withnail] Liar, you've got anti-freeze!

[Monty] There is no beauty without decay

[I] Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's a censored farmer


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Location: Away from home
Member Since: 4th May 2004
Total posts: 2354
Posted:[Monty] Flowers are essentially tarts; prostitues for the bees.

and a rather appropriate:

[Withnail] ...and we'll come up smiling Tuesday morning.


Good thread!

Pen Draven
Pen Draven

Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 1st Sep 2005
Total posts: 1363
Posted:All my favorites are said by Danny biggrin

Withnail: who says it's a Camberwell Carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink


big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay
Member Since: 29th Aug 2002
Total posts: 7330
Posted:man, have seen this film *far* too many times biggrin

"i demand to have some booze!"


"monty, you terrible c*nt!"

"i've been called a ponce."

"harriramma. harriramma. harriramma..." biggrin

"that is an unfortunate political decision."

and of course, withnail's soliloquy at the end rocks (in a horrible, depressing kind of way).

cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted: Written by: coleman

"i demand to have some booze!"

*drinks lighter fluid*

Word. biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:'Don't threaten me with a dead fish!'

Was my signature on here once (with the added 'get two and spin instead!')

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Forget puppy power, Scrappy's just gay
Location: Southampton Uni
Member Since: 27th Aug 2005
Total posts: 632
Posted:"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!"

Too many times has that line been uttered by me in various dives across the country...

Spin, bounce, be one with the world, because it is yours to enjoy...

Location: UK
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 83
Posted:I have to add:

"Why can't you wash up occasionally, like a normal human being?"

"How <i>dare</i> you call <i>me</i> inhumane?"


"Excuse me, we've come on holiday by mistake and we haven't any food"

pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:what is this "withnail" thing you speak of?

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you
Member Since: 18th Mar 2005
Total posts: 933
Posted:yet another movie ive never heared of.

Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog

Location: UK
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 83
Posted:Its a bit of a cult English film - about 25 years old I think.

It follows two out of work actors who go for a holiday in a country cottage which is interrupted by a preditory uncle.

Its amazing.


Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 18th Feb 2004
Total posts: 1687
Posted:it was made in 1986 and it is a huge cult film from the UK. All the lines from it are quoteable, and it has spawned an IMPOSSIBLE drinking game - where you can try to match the drinks onscreen, drink for drink. You'd end up in hospital if you tried too hard.

 Written by: withnail

We're going to have to work quickly. Another two quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints please

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:OMG i must buy this movie!

i was in sanity the other day and they didnt have Battle Royale, Human Traffic OR A Clockword Orange. it was disgraceful.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
Total posts: 2052
Posted:"WHY has my head gone numb? " ubblol

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


Location: In Ger Land
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2002
Total posts: 382
Posted:"Cake and fine wine"

"We are multi-millionaries. we'll buy this place and fire you immediately."

"I'll swallow it and run a mile"

Withnail and I is de best smile

Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.


Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow.
Member Since: 20th May 2003
Total posts: 5276
Posted:"I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head."

"Look at that. Look at that. "Accident Blackspot"? These aren't accidents. They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness."

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 18th Feb 2004
Total posts: 1687
Posted:ubblol Scrubbers!!

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