when you asked for light i set myself on fire.
walking the fine line between insanity and survival.
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine, go into your brain and that's where shitty idea's come from.
HOW TO FLY 101:
step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
Written by: Just Another Clown
Well done though! I remember the 1st time i did it and i felt so good from doing it.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Written by: Aimée
You're too pretty to die!
when you asked for light i set myself on fire.
walking the fine line between insanity and survival.
we were somewhere near barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog
...You used petrol!?
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
when you asked for light i set myself on fire.
walking the fine line between insanity and survival.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Just call me Pop.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
Let's relight this forum
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
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