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primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland


Posted:
ok peoples this is a competition!! prizes yet to be determined, however i will ajudicate(nanananana)..
rules are as follows
1). any quote gos
2). first person in with the quote has all rights and privilidges with regard to that quote,
3). limit one qoute per person per day,
4). competition will run for exactly one month from the time this thread is posted,

there will be prizes for first second and third best qoute of simpsons and a prize for overall best futureama quote...

dont expect much however ill do my best, a prize pool might be in order who knows?? get back to me,
and the clock starts now... now
mythmitch

regret nothing, learn everything

fire_light_movement


morticaimember
8 posts
Location: denton


Posted:
here is my favorite simpsons qoute

" tastes like burning"

little ralphy after eating candle wax

LET THE FLAME CLEANSE YOUR SOUL


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
"don't ask me, I'm just a girl"

"Lets make some cookies for the boys"

- Malibu Stacey, a role model for any young woman

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Locced DBmember
17 posts
Location: Escondido, CA


Posted:
this topic just reminded me that the new episode of simpsons is on in 5 mins.......ill have to watch it and get back to you on this....

Where's My Beer?


JeStErSILVER Member
enthusiast
214 posts
Location: Melbourne Australia


Posted:
'Exxxcceellent'
Monty Burns

Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
"My cat's breath smells like catfood!" -Ralph

(It's hard to limit it to just one so I thought I'd pick a good one...)

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


brainstormaBRONZE Member
old hand
1,184 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia


Posted:
oh while only one when there is just so many for ralph alown
i could fill a whole page with simpsons

"miss hoover my mums sez im not alowed to use sizzors"
"the children have a right to larf at you ralph these sizzors couldnt even cut paper"

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
"can't talk. coming down"

Lisa Simpson, after her Lizard Queen incident at Duff Park.

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poiaholic22member
531 posts

Posted:
"DOH!" -Homer Simpson

How can any quote top a simple three letter word?They put it in the dictionary for heaven's sake.

ThomasBRONZE Member
member
55 posts
Location: Wollongong, NSW, Australia


Posted:
"Mr Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy" - Ralph

Thomas


Chotysmember
91 posts

Posted:
"No one can outrun a greezed scottsman!"- Groundskeeper Willie after finding Bart and Homer stealing grease from the school.

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
quote:
Originally quoted by Homer J. Simpson
"I drink a whiskey drink,
I drink a chocolate drink,
and if I have to pee,
I use the kitchen sink..."

Tee hee, I luv Homer...

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
quote:
Orginally quoted by Homer J. Simpson
"I'm not normally a religous man, but if your out there... save me Superman."

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
ralph, ralph, ralph. i love him

"sleep? yay! that's where i'm a viking!"

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


tennisBRONZE Member
confused and abused
363 posts
Location: bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
oh all my favourite quotes have gone TO TH RESEARCH LAB...........

Tennis

My cat's breath smells like catfood


JeStErSILVER Member
enthusiast
214 posts
Location: Melbourne Australia


Posted:
Ok, this one isn't really quoted by a character as such but I like it, so here goes.

Canyonaro

Top of the line in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts. She blinds everybody with her super-high-beam, she's a squirral squashing - deer smacking driving machine.

Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.


gάrbǿaddict
521 posts
Location: Bristol / London / Norwich / Chennai, India (UK) (...


Posted:
quote:
"You can buy a krusty burger with cheese but they don't call it a krsuty burger with cheese, they call it a quater pounder with cheese"

"well I can picture the cheese. Do they have krusties partially golatinated gum based beverages"

"yeah they call them shakes"

"shakes, you don't know what your getting"

"well I do, some dohnuts, help me out of here boys"



Funny on so many levels. Not really one quote but I love it

safe

[garbo]

be excellent to each other: safe:


Pele'sWhippingBoymember
442 posts
Location: Rochester, NY, USA


Posted:
Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."
-- Homer Jay Simpson

FYI: I am not Pele. If you wish to reply to me and use a short version of my name, use: PWB.

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. - Homer Jay Simpson


Kevmember
83 posts
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland


Posted:
Homer has all the best quotes

"We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didnt hear anybody laughin, did you?

Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like the movie Spaceballs. But instead, its been painful and disturbing, like the movie Police Academy.

Here are your messages: You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes to move your car. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube.

Bart: Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?

Reporter: Don't you think it's dangerous to send civilians into space?
Homer: I'll handle this ... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes...wait a minute...Statue of Liberty ... that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

Homer: When a fire starts to burn there's a lesson you must learn, something-something then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe!.. D'oh!

- Honk if you love peace and quiet!


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Homer Simpson : Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Marge:- "Have you been licking toads again?"

Homer "Well, I've not not been licking toads does that count?"

I'll be back tomorrow to add:-
"Man that is flagrantly false advertising"
(Otto walking out of Stoners pot palace at the start of the dinner party episode)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
Homer:HELP ME JEBUS!!!!!!
Homer humming betovens 5th: Saxamaphone ....saxamaphone.
Ralph.I hear voices,they tell me to burn things.

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


brainstormaBRONZE Member
old hand
1,184 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia


Posted:
"no beer and no tv make homer go somthing somthing"
"go crazy"
"dont mind if i do weehehehehe woopwoopwoopwoopwoop vvrrrpvvvvrpvvvrp"

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
quote:
Originally quoted by Homer J. Simpson
"Haven't you been listening to that preachy guy at church, captain what's his name... Now where was I... oh yeah, SAY OUT OF MY BEER!!!"
So What are these prizes you speak of...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland


Posted:
still pondering, however ive been dabling in making my own equipment, so not meaning to step on the HOP shop, i might have to make the fire weapon of chioce for the winner....

good quality of course, i made myself a staff a day or two ago, and guess what i stink of keroseen,
hahahaha
the only catch, the toys will have an aussie coin or two on them,,, so if dis is good prize keep em coming but add toy of choice at bottom of post..
happyhunting
mythmitch lord of bright and fluffy...

regret nothing, learn everything

fire_light_movement


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ONE QUOTE PER DAY?!?!

I mean anybody can just cut and paste a simpson's quote website...

Well, My ONE of the day is:
From the guy who plays Mc. Bane when his daughter is dating Bart:
"We play Uno, I chase you with hose, it will be fun... (Bart laughs)... Lauging time is OVER"

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


Kevmember
83 posts
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland


Posted:
Rules were made to be broken.

Or, if you prefer...

I never bothered to read them in the first place.

To atone for my crimes, I'll refrain from posting more of my -=prize-winning=- *cough* quotes for 4 days.

-Kev, "It's never only a game!"

- Honk if you love peace and quiet!


primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland


Posted:
all quote posted by anyone breaking the rules will be disqualified and forfiet on that day...

sorry guys rulles are rules
mythmitch

regret nothing, learn everything

fire_light_movement


Mr.Coffeemember
56 posts
Location: chattannooga, tn,usa


Posted:
"Mmmm, Sacrilicious..."homer


have fun all, that's my favoire one.
-Rhys

--> I'm just a wave acting out in my own particular way <--


Kevmember
83 posts
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland


Posted:
BAH! Stupid competition.

- Honk if you love peace and quiet!


theblackunicornmember
119 posts
Location: fort worth, TX, USA


Posted:
''nobody ruins the family vacation but me, and maybe the boy!''

homer when all the robots at itchy and scratchy land go nuts and start hacking all the visitors to death...

its to dying in anothers arms and why i had to try it......


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