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Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ok, so you type in your name in google (or any search engine) and "needs" E.g.

Alice Needs

Then you see what the top hit comes up with and quote the sentance here! I get:

"Alice needs a corporeal being to work in tandem with her programming because she can't fly herself!"
From a Star Trek fan site!!

He he!!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Jonathan needs to find pit filled with punji sticks.
Jonathan needs to drink more beer.

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol

Honest to god... first three:

"Clare needs to loosen up and have some fun—not to mention some hot sex with someone other than herself."

(Amazon... !!!)

"Clare needs to bite me. If anyone would like to email or phone her to remind her between now and 3pm that would be great."

(The Friday Project!!!)

"Only Clare knows she's pregnant. Impending motherhood makes Clare long to mend the breach with her rigid, grandmother. To do that Clare needs a temporary fiance. Will Clare thank heaven for Jack Hunter or curse the day she met him?"

(Cyberread)


eek

Getting to the other side smile


RhysmaSILVER Member
Member
8 posts
Location: Springfield, MO, USA


Posted:
Tiffany needs bigger breasts... wink

...we live in a society where women thrive on having bigger boobs...dont let tiffany miss out... double F's should do the trick nicely!Smuuuuuuuuuuuurf™

Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It translates to beef with broccoli. The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
Kyri needs some heavy fire support .. ^_^ (Its not me btw!)

There is no entry for kyrian needs.

My real name** needs a ride

my crush needs :
a reality check
an energetic and fun style to suit her personality
a headcount before thursday

this is fun!

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
'Kyle needs to kill' and 'Kyle needs rum' ubblol

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
Claire needs:

- Private support

- A visit to the bunny planet

- Her own forum



Another good one to search is what you like...

Claire likes:

- us in that way

- the dark arts.. a lot.



or what you have a habit of...

Claire has a habit of reaching into her diaper...EW!!!





EDIT: Dammit, just saw the "I like" thread!
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1145837968)

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


boobookittyfudgeGOLD Member
sneaky little kitty
251 posts
Location: Missouri, USA


Posted:
"That's good, because Lorelle needs Someone to argue with at Christmas. ..."

"Lorelle needs revised budget by July 8. th. (if we can give it to her by the end of the conference that. would be great.)"


well, at least i have till the end of the conference to figure out what budget they are talking about! beerchug

you want the truth? you can't handle the truth!

mmmmm...cheesecake


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
ha!
i got https://www.edneedsahummer.com/

apart from that - a whole bunch of articles on 'Special Ed'... ubblol

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


BozBRONZE Member
sober
109 posts
Location: Bury St. Edmunds, suffolk, United Kingdom


Posted:
Boz needs;
- OJ's help
- To make a living too

*produces sandwich- is happy*


faith enfireBRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
screen name:
Real faith needs real doubt
Faith needs Doubt like Children need Love
Faith needs freedom and counseling

real name:
Mary needs a two parent home (ouch considering my last post). 4.Mary needs to be marketed passionately to national and international audiences
Mary needs prayers
Mary needs coverage since she is also active in the daily operation of the company
Mary needs to let go of the old and prepare for the new, and letting go ... This is a time when Mary needs John to offer understanding and to show that you ...

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


FireByNiteSILVER Member
Are you up for it??
349 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Jessie needs a new cozy place to live smile

Actually have a cosy place to live but hey

For the below one, I swaer I found it on google
Jessie Needs To Be Bonked eek

spank ubblol

Are you up for it?
wink;)


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:






Kelly needs to feel important to someone.....

Kelly needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage.

Kelly needs a quivering antenna

Kelly needs to develop a strategy for the safe enjoyment of some of the more obscure aspects of life



ubblol

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
Pulsing Plasma You ' re a ravehead

Why the hell does anyone want to see a bunch of E ' d up ravehead

thsoe where the only good ones i could find frown

Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

i got

'Martha needs a butch bitch for protection...'

'Worried friends are urging Martha Stewart to stay safe behind bars -- by hiring a tough-as-nails lesbian inmate to protect her from possible physical abuse....'


ha ha ha

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


FoxInDocsSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
Foxy needs to chill--to have violent mood swings like that she either has an anger management problem or a drug addiction.



also:



Sarah needs someone who can escort her from port to port.



Sarah needs to get her life back & establish herself as a person in charge!



Sarah needs to be hooked up to a respirator in order to survive.



Sarah Needs A Cold Shower.



Sarah needs friends – she has to learn how to make them.



And apprently:



Sarah needs to suck Jim's ****



wtf mate?



and since i'm sure MiG won't play this silly game:



Rhys needs a Sten lest he become no more than a ghost



umm... there's a whole thread on hollyoaks called "Rhys needs to tell Sarah!!" I can't find the beginning of it but the first post i can find says "it could mentally scar her for life if he sleeps with her." eek



Rhys needs to live on the site to ensure that the animal get proper care.



Taekwondo is just what Rhys needs.



Rhys needs another drink.



:Edited for PG friendliness: (i hope)

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


StacySmithSILVER Member
Member
9 posts
Location: New Orleans, For now, USA


Posted:
Stacy needs sex, and she needs it fast, and that's all her little brain can comprehend. The idea that virginity is based on the length of time since the ...

Apparently it's about something called Purposeful Promiscuity... ???

( Figures...)

EveishGOLD Member
*Tickles pretty strangers*
610 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Mine was a strange one..

Eve needs to know what Z is, and, to do that, she needs to know ... That is, Eve needs to be able to factor N (remember, N = P*Q). ...

What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!


wonderloeyenthusiast
255 posts
Location: Melbourne - home of pirates


Posted:
I did this.. but finding something that doesn't relate in some way to Lois Lane.. IMPOSSIBLE!!! *pfft*

and Loey doesn't even register.. Loey needs EVERYTHING!!!

"You've gone from Loey the Wonder Lesbian to everyone wondering if you are a lesbian." - Shadowman

Yesterday is yesterday. If we try to recapture it, we will only lose tomorrow.


BaccoryBRONZE Member
member
126 posts
Location: Arana Hills, Brisbane, Queensland, Australia


Posted:
Brian needs to workout

...ouch

any look-y-up-ness of my online name baccory just comes back to either DeviantArt or HOP sites....so that doesn't work

*HyperLightBRONZE Member
old hand
1,174 posts
Location: Great Malvern [UK]


Posted:
Lol!

Jon needs... a lot of things it would seem!

Hyperlight needs... a space-age backback, tents and various lights smile

Cake or Death?


awakenSILVER Member
The Evil Pixie (apparently)
716 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Pip needs other sheepie babies to play with!!! I can't wait to see which one she comes home with Dancing Banana....

??? hmmm yep sounds like me......


Hey is there a thread for this one....
" looks like.. ?


Pip looks like.... a shriveled up blackened remnant of what could have if not for a harsh combination of weather....

Love it

rock hopping, hop-scotching, pippy pocky stocking - Sureau - wink thanks Jen! biggrin

Ry: I can't hear you. I'm listening to The Spice Girls.


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
Kelly needs a quivering antennae.... redface wink biggrin



Kelly needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage...er...no. rolleyes



Kelly needs a friction massage.... biggrin ubbangelyes please.....!



Maus needs some serious help. umm shrug

pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Petey needs to go to the doctors to the doggie hospital for a while because he is getting worse. ubblol

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


LoewanBRONZE Member
and behold!
464 posts
Location: Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
I got: "Lowan needs to explain himself. If he beats up Ben Cass, that's probably against the law, but Cass is a big guy and could probably defend himself."

Why let your body be a temple? When it can be a theme park?

Wii Console Number: 3294 0297 7824 7498


[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
The top hit didn't make sense but here's a few choice ones

"Noodles needs no explanation"

"NASA needs noodles"

"Noodles needs someone willing to play and throw toys or someone to take him for walks to spend some energy"

Not a 'needs' but still cool

"And the noodles shall inherit the earth!"

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


Imaginary_GraceBRONZE Member
Member
53 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
August 02, 2005 - Nikki Needs a Home! . My name is Nikki and I was recently rescued by the Furry Friends Foundation. I was about 8 weeks old when I was found on the street with my mom. I was very shy at first, not having been around humans at all, but I have REALLY warmed up to people and I am SO affectionate now. I am currently about 4 months old and I would desperately love a home of my own!


OMG I'm a cat who needs a home..... but I'm a cute cat!

But I have already given 3 stray cats a home with me!
angel

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head....


UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
ahem...............Stacy needs sex, and she needs it fast.

should i be offended by this?! lolsign

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


spinningstarletSILVER Member
enthusiast
271 posts
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*, United Kingdom


Posted:
Alice needs only one wheatgrass shake, some positive thinking, a crash course in California lingo and a few extra-firm handshakes to succeed the all-American way.....

oooooook.

hehehe i kinda like this one...
Alice needs a biological entity to work in tandem with her programming and transport her to a specific location in space

|x.,x.,x|

The Tea FairySILVER Member
old hand
853 posts
Location: Behind you...


Posted:
Gabrielle needs, and I hope will get, a more complex plotline soon.

Gabrielle needs more practice doing the fireman's carry

Gabrielle needs to see Xena's brutalized body to be motivated umm

Gabrielle needs a nurse, but with the mischevious and sadistic Natasha, and the puerile and perverted Monty to choose between, she is not doing very well. ubblol

gabrielle needs some love.

Gabrielle needs a REAL MAN, not a shirtless toyboy!

Gabrielle needs one more day of preschool

Gabrielle needs protection not only from the dangers of the dark world around her, but also from herself. devil

Gabrielle needs you to be calm and collected, not acting like a raving warlord

Gabrielle needs a champion so she can defend her throne

Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
Freya needs someone to accompany her to England and pose as her boyfriend ubblol

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


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