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primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland


Posted:
ok peoples this is a competition!! prizes yet to be determined, however i will ajudicate(nanananana)..
rules are as follows
1). any quote gos
2). first person in with the quote has all rights and privilidges with regard to that quote,
3). limit one qoute per person per day,
4). competition will run for exactly one month from the time this thread is posted,

there will be prizes for first second and third best qoute of simpsons and a prize for overall best futureama quote...

dont expect much however ill do my best, a prize pool might be in order who knows?? get back to me,
and the clock starts now... now
mythmitch
regret nothing, learn everything

fire_light_movement

PK_BRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,995 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
patty says to principal skinner befor they kiss after dating :I dont want you bragging to your mates on how you scored.

homer slagging off selma to marge: She's a heffer, plain and simple. PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

hollymember
61 posts
Location: bristol,uk


Posted:
Do you accept late entries?(by the way this is the best competition eeevver....)

"Every time i learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when i took that home wine-making course, and i forgot how to drive?"
Homer Simpson

afraid that wasnt off the top of my head, that was courtesy of a paper a few days ago, i cut it out cos i thought it was so funny. coincidental dont you think? Never doubt that a small group of crusties, activists, and politicos can change the world... in fact, it's the only thing that ever does ;-)

hollymember
61 posts
Location: bristol,uk


Posted:
he he thanks for the laughs

"everytime i learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. remember when i took that home wine-making course, and i forgot how to drive?"

courtesy of a paper a few days ago, i cut it out cos its so funny. coincidental dont you think?
lets hope this post works this time cos ive already written this once. Never doubt that a small group of crusties, activists, and politicos can change the world... in fact, it's the only thing that ever does ;-)

hollymember
61 posts
Location: bristol,uk


Posted:
and i knew that would happen. my computer is so rebelious thisevening. Never doubt that a small group of crusties, activists, and politicos can change the world... in fact, it's the only thing that ever does ;-)

RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Holly, there is only one thing you can say right now:

"D'oh"

(C'mon guys, it had to be done, stop throwing things at me!!!) It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

brainstormaBRONZE Member
old hand
1,184 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia


Posted:
dr hibert: "hmm if i didnt know better i'd say he was mooning us" "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"

NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
With all the Ralph love, I never thought I'd be able to submit this late in the game:

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

(One a day... One a day...) Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
In the monorail episode when it's gone out of control and the brakes don't work...

Marge : Homer there's a man here who thinks he can
help you!
Homer : Is it Batman?
Marge : No Homer, he's a scientist.
Homer : Batman's a scientist.
Marge : Homer he's not Batman!

[ 17. January 2003, 23:44: Message edited by: deepsoulsheep ] I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

gάrbǿaddict
521 posts
Location: Bristol / London / Norwich / Chennai, India (UK) (...


Posted:
In my opinion this is the best simpsons quote ever

quote:

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[barney] my names barney gumbal and i'm an alcoholic
[lisa]mr gumbal this is a girl scouts meeting.
[barney] Is it, or is it just that you girls can't admit you have a problem
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safe
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[garbo]
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be excellent to each other: safe:

Pele'sWhippingBoymember
442 posts
Location: Rochester, NY, USA


Posted:
My Fifth!

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
-- Homer Jay Simpson

(I really like this one. ) FYI: I am not Pele. If you wish to reply to me and use a short version of my name, use: PWB. English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. - Homer Jay Simpson

Evil Biscuitmember
59 posts
Location: here


Posted:
I'm bart simpson, who the hell are you There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring

dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
Since I am not elligeble I will put a couple on...

Jebediah Springfield: Know ye who read this, there is more to my life than history records. Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame. I mearly shot it.

Ant #1: Protect the queen!
Ant #2: Which ones the queen?
Ant #3: I'm the queen!
Ant #4: No. you're not!

I think this one might have been done but its worth repeating if it has been done...

Lisa Simpson: Mom, romance is dead. It was aquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.

Love n huggles,
drome JUGGLEwithyourmind!

Locced DBmember
17 posts
Location: Escondido, CA


Posted:
homer when hes high off of medicinal weed and listening to lisa play the saxaphone, thnking to himself,

"wow, that saxaphone would make a good pipe" Where's My Beer?

SpArKiE*shiny shiny*
218 posts
Location: Townsville, QLD, Aust.


Posted:
i dont believe no-one hasn't said this one yet...

COMPUTER: Press Any Key
Homer searches keyboard.
HOMER: Where's the "Any Key"?!

hehe. i love it. And wherever you've gone and wherever we might go. It don't seem fair. Today just disappeared.

SaBBaSenthusiast
215 posts
Location: Madrid, Spain


Posted:
i know it futurama, but i love it:

Bender: OH YOUR GOD... Don't you destroy your enemy by making him your friend?? - Rev Bem (Magog), Andromeda

primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland


Posted:
ok ok ill reinstate the futurama as long as we get a few more entries... so there will be four categories now...

ive got my work cut out for me...
"bye bye wallet..." b.s.
mythmitch regret nothing, learn everything

fire_light_movement

JeStErSILVER Member
enthusiast
214 posts
Location: Melbourne Australia


Posted:
Snake: Hey bart dude, help me bust outa here and i'll totally make it worth your while
Bart: I'm listening

Can I post another since I missed the 18th? if not ignore the second 1.

Apu: please do not feed my god a peanut. (ganesh) Trying to play the Akashic records, but my turntables not compatible.

primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland


Posted:
ok but only cause ur an aussie,, dont tell anyone,, oops..
ahh... byeeee regret nothing, learn everything

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Kevmember
83 posts
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland


Posted:
Apu: Ah! the searing kiss of hot lead, how I missed you!.. I mean, I think I'm dying. - Honk if you love peace and quiet!

ThomasBRONZE Member
member
55 posts
Location: Wollongong, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Homer : I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t, I mean s-m-A-r-t. Thomas

arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
quote:
Originally said by Homer J. Simpson
"Good news everbody, I got into a fight with the garbage man and their cutting off our service."
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear. "You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:
This one's easily my favourite, it's ended up being quoted between my friends at almost every possible opportunity:

Random Australian: Ya call that a knife? This is a knife!
Lisa: That's a spoon!
Random Australian: Ah... I see you've played knifey spoony before...

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Homer: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems! Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Homer: You signed my name?!?

Marge: OH Homer, you sign my name all the time!!!

Homer: Yeah, but this isnt like a loan application or a will!!

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

JeStErSILVER Member
enthusiast
214 posts
Location: Melbourne Australia


Posted:
Bart: My turn, 'Kwyjibo' twenty three points, plus double word score, plus, sixty points for using all my letters, games over, I'm outta here!
Homer: Wait a minute you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is!
Bart: Kwyjibo... big dumb balding North American ape.. with no chin.
Homer: Why you little
(strangulation)
Bart: ah ah ah ah ah ah

[ 21. January 2003, 23:09: Message edited by: JeStEr ] Trying to play the Akashic records, but my turntables not compatible.

primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland


Posted:
jester u have to finish the verbal ping pong for it to count man, you missed homers classic line that never gets old and always results in barts graphic strangulation.
mythmitch regret nothing, learn everything

fire_light_movement

FireSpiritSILVER Member
Classic 90's Fire Dancer... Poi, Staff, Doubles, and Breathing
743 posts
Location: South Lake Tahoe, USA


Posted:
"MMMMM BEER!"
"MMMMMM BURGERS!"
"MMMMMMMM BEER AND BURGERS!"


~Homer

[ 20. January 2003, 09:17: Message edited by: FireSpirit ] FIRE IS ALIVE!
IT LIVES AND BREATHS!
IT CONSUMES, AND DISTROYS!
BUT WE CONTROL IT,
AND DANCE WITH FIRE!!

dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
Braney-

ROLF or barney even:

'Jesus must be spinning in his grave'

for all the spinners of the world!!!!!!!!!!



drome JUGGLEwithyourmind!

Evil Biscuitmember
59 posts
Location: here


Posted:
futurama....

leela - You haven't left the house in days and you're covered in bed sores

fry - not totally covered


**********

simpsons

homer - are you really the head of the kwik-e-mart?

head of the kwik-e-mart (HoKEM)- yes

homer - really?

HoKEM - yes

homer - REALLY???

HoKEM - Yes!. thankyou for your service come again.

Apu - But.....

HoKEM - thankyou come again! There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring

dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
Skinner: I'm riding the bus today because mother hid my car ekys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.

...

Barney: When I first heard about the operation. I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.

...

Bart:I've got as story so scary you will went your pants.
Grampa: Too late.

...

drome JUGGLEwithyourmind!

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