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primative_toys


happy hunting
Location: Brisnyland

Total posts: 228
Posted:ok peoples this is a competition!! prizes yet to be determined, however i will ajudicate(nanananana)..
rules are as follows
1). any quote gos
2). first person in with the quote has all rights and privilidges with regard to that quote,
3). limit one qoute per person per day,
4). competition will run for exactly one month from the time this thread is posted,

there will be prizes for first second and third best qoute of simpsons and a prize for overall best futureama quote...

dont expect much however ill do my best, a prize pool might be in order who knows?? get back to me,
and the clock starts now... now
mythmitch


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PK_
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

PK_

Lambretta Fanatic
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 4993
Posted:patty says to principal skinner befor they kiss after dating :I dont want you bragging to your mates on how you scored.

homer slagging off selma to marge: She's a heffer, plain and simple.


PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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holly


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Location: bristol,uk

Total posts: 61
Posted:Do you accept late entries?(by the way this is the best competition eeevver....)

"Every time i learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when i took that home wine-making course, and i forgot how to drive?"
Homer Simpson

afraid that wasnt off the top of my head, that was courtesy of a paper a few days ago, i cut it out cos i thought it was so funny. coincidental dont you think?


Never doubt that a small group of crusties, activists, and politicos can change the world... in fact, it's the only thing that ever does ;-)

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holly


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Location: bristol,uk

Total posts: 61
Posted:he he thanks for the laughs

"everytime i learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. remember when i took that home wine-making course, and i forgot how to drive?"

courtesy of a paper a few days ago, i cut it out cos its so funny. coincidental dont you think?
lets hope this post works this time cos ive already written this once.


Never doubt that a small group of crusties, activists, and politicos can change the world... in fact, it's the only thing that ever does ;-)

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holly


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Location: bristol,uk

Total posts: 61
Posted:and i knew that would happen. my computer is so rebelious thisevening.

Never doubt that a small group of crusties, activists, and politicos can change the world... in fact, it's the only thing that ever does ;-)

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:Holly, there is only one thing you can say right now:

"D'oh"

(C'mon guys, it had to be done, stop throwing things at me!!!)


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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brainstorma
BRONZE Member since Jan 2003

brainstorma

old hand
Location: under the fairie wheel, Austra...

Total posts: 1184
Posted:dr hibert: "hmm if i didnt know better i'd say he was mooning us"

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"

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NYC


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NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:With all the Ralph love, I never thought I'd be able to submit this late in the game:

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

(One a day... One a day...)


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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DeepSoulSheep
GOLD Member since Sep 2002

DeepSoulSheep

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Berlin, Ireland

Total posts: 2617
Posted:In the monorail episode when it's gone out of control and the brakes don't work...

Marge : Homer there's a man here who thinks he can
help you!
Homer : Is it Batman?
Marge : No Homer, he's a scientist.
Homer : Batman's a scientist.
Marge : Homer he's not Batman!

[ 17. January 2003, 23:44: Message edited by: deepsoulsheep ]


I live in a world of infinite possibilities.

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gάrbǿ


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Location: Bristol / London / Norwich / C...

Total posts: 521
Posted:In my opinion this is the best simpsons quote ever

quote:
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[barney] my names barney gumbal and i'm an alcoholic
[lisa]mr gumbal this is a girl scouts meeting.
[barney] Is it, or is it just that you girls can't admit you have a problem
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safe
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[garbo]
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be excellent to each other: safe:

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Pele'sWhippingBoy


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Location: Rochester, NY, USA

Total posts: 442
Posted:My Fifth!

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
-- Homer Jay Simpson

(I really like this one. )


FYI: I am not Pele. If you wish to reply to me and use a short version of my name, use: PWB.

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. - Homer Jay Simpson

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Evil Biscuit


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Location: here

Total posts: 59
Posted:I'm bart simpson, who the hell are you

There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring

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dromepixie


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Location: Florida

Total posts: 1463
Posted:Since I am not elligeble I will put a couple on...

Jebediah Springfield: Know ye who read this, there is more to my life than history records. Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame. I mearly shot it.

Ant #1: Protect the queen!
Ant #2: Which ones the queen?
Ant #3: I'm the queen!
Ant #4: No. you're not!

I think this one might have been done but its worth repeating if it has been done...

Lisa Simpson: Mom, romance is dead. It was aquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.

Love n huggles,
drome


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Locced DB


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Location: Escondido, CA

Total posts: 17
Posted:homer when hes high off of medicinal weed and listening to lisa play the saxaphone, thnking to himself,

"wow, that saxaphone would make a good pipe"


Where's My Beer?

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SpArKiE


SpArKiE

*shiny shiny*
Location: Townsville, QLD, Aust.

Total posts: 218
Posted:i dont believe no-one hasn't said this one yet...

COMPUTER: Press Any Key
Homer searches keyboard.
HOMER: Where's the "Any Key"?!

hehe. i love it.


And wherever you've gone and wherever we might go. It don't seem fair. Today just disappeared.

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SaBBaS


enthusiast
Location: Madrid, Spain

Total posts: 215
Posted:i know it futurama, but i love it:

Bender: OH YOUR GOD...


Don't you destroy your enemy by making him your friend?? - Rev Bem (Magog), Andromeda

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primative_toys


happy hunting
Location: Brisnyland

Total posts: 228
Posted:ok ok ill reinstate the futurama as long as we get a few more entries... so there will be four categories now...

ive got my work cut out for me...
"bye bye wallet..." b.s.
mythmitch


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JeStEr
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

enthusiast
Location: Melbourne Australia

Total posts: 214
Posted:Snake: Hey bart dude, help me bust outa here and i'll totally make it worth your while
Bart: I'm listening

Can I post another since I missed the 18th? if not ignore the second 1.

Apu: please do not feed my god a peanut. (ganesh)


Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.

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primative_toys


happy hunting
Location: Brisnyland

Total posts: 228
Posted:ok but only cause ur an aussie,, dont tell anyone,, oops..
ahh... byeeee


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Kev


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Location: Aberdeen, Scotland

Total posts: 83
Posted:Apu: Ah! the searing kiss of hot lead, how I missed you!.. I mean, I think I'm dying.

- Honk if you love peace and quiet!

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Thomas
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

member
Location: Wollongong, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 55
Posted:Homer : I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t, I mean s-m-A-r-t.

Thomas

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arsn


arsn

How do you change this thing???
Location: Behind the couch...

Total posts: 1903
Posted:quote: Originally said by Homer J. Simpson
"Good news everbody, I got into a fight with the garbage man and their cutting off our service."


I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

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TheBovrilMonkey
SILVER Member since Sep 2001

TheBovrilMonkey

Liquid Cow
Location: High Wycombe, England

Total posts: 2629
Posted:This one's easily my favourite, it's ended up being quoted between my friends at almost every possible opportunity:

Random Australian: Ya call that a knife? This is a knife!
Lisa: That's a spoon!
Random Australian: Ah... I see you've played knifey spoony before...



But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:Homer: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:Homer: You signed my name?!?

Marge: OH Homer, you sign my name all the time!!!

Homer: Yeah, but this isnt like a loan application or a will!!



TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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JeStEr
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

enthusiast
Location: Melbourne Australia

Total posts: 214
Posted:Bart: My turn, 'Kwyjibo' twenty three points, plus double word score, plus, sixty points for using all my letters, games over, I'm outta here!
Homer: Wait a minute you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is!
Bart: Kwyjibo... big dumb balding North American ape.. with no chin.
Homer: Why you little
(strangulation)
Bart: ah ah ah ah ah ah

[ 21. January 2003, 23:09: Message edited by: JeStEr ]


Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.

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primative_toys


happy hunting
Location: Brisnyland

Total posts: 228
Posted:jester u have to finish the verbal ping pong for it to count man, you missed homers classic line that never gets old and always results in barts graphic strangulation.
mythmitch


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FireSpirit
SILVER Member since Mar 2001

FireSpirit

Classic 90's Fire Dancer... Poi, Staff, Doubles, and Breathing
Location: South Lake Tahoe, USA

Total posts: 743
Posted:"MMMMM BEER!"
"MMMMMM BURGERS!"
"MMMMMMMM BEER AND BURGERS!"


~Homer

[ 20. January 2003, 09:17: Message edited by: FireSpirit ]


FIRE IS ALIVE!
IT LIVES AND BREATHS!
IT CONSUMES, AND DISTROYS!
BUT WE CONTROL IT,
AND DANCE WITH FIRE!!

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dromepixie


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Location: Florida

Total posts: 1463
Posted:Braney-

ROLF or barney even:

'Jesus must be spinning in his grave'

for all the spinners of the world!!!!!!!!!!



drome


JUGGLEwithyourmind!

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Evil Biscuit


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Location: here

Total posts: 59
Posted:futurama....

leela - You haven't left the house in days and you're covered in bed sores

fry - not totally covered


**********

simpsons

homer - are you really the head of the kwik-e-mart?

head of the kwik-e-mart (HoKEM)- yes

homer - really?

HoKEM - yes

homer - REALLY???

HoKEM - Yes!. thankyou for your service come again.

Apu - But.....

HoKEM - thankyou come again!


There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring

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Location: Florida

Total posts: 1463
Posted:Skinner: I'm riding the bus today because mother hid my car ekys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.

...

Barney: When I first heard about the operation. I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.

...

Bart:I've got as story so scary you will went your pants.
Grampa: Too late.

...

drome


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