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primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland


Posted:
ok peoples this is a competition!! prizes yet to be determined, however i will ajudicate(nanananana)..
rules are as follows
1). any quote gos
2). first person in with the quote has all rights and privilidges with regard to that quote,
3). limit one qoute per person per day,
4). competition will run for exactly one month from the time this thread is posted,

there will be prizes for first second and third best qoute of simpsons and a prize for overall best futureama quote...

dont expect much however ill do my best, a prize pool might be in order who knows?? get back to me,
and the clock starts now... now
mythmitch

regret nothing, learn everything

fire_light_movement


Phuhzzzie Wuhzzzie the Pumpkin Kingmember
141 posts
Location: Melbourne, the new Land of Nod


Posted:
Bart: Well I'm going to be walking and swinging my arms like this and should any part of you fill that space so be it.

Lisa: Well I'm going to be walking and kicking the air like this and should any part of you get in that air it is not my fault.

Homer: Well pie I'm going to be walking and biting the air like this and should you get into that air it's not my fault. Om om om BONK D'Oh! Om, om *eating pie*

A wise man once said to me, Hey! You! Get out of my wardrobe! and in a way, I guess he was right.


ThomasBRONZE Member
member
55 posts
Location: Wollongong, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Homer : Are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa : No!
Homer : Ham?
Lisa : No!
Homer : Pork Chops?
Lisa : Dad! those all come from the same animal!
Homer : Oh yeah right Lisa, a wonderful magical animal, hehehe

Thomas


primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland


Posted:
this is gettin really good guys thanx, umm... im pondering whether i alone will be able to choose a winner/s, so i may have to enlist the help of the sheffield crew at a l8r date for the deliberations of a short list... sound good guys, that way its not just i recieving death threats, however all bribes are still to be posted to evergreen tce....

mythmitch

regret nothing, learn everything

fire_light_movement


Pele'sWhippingBoymember
442 posts
Location: Rochester, NY, USA


Posted:
Day two, my second quote:

This so-called "new religion" is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first, let's pass the collection plate!
-- Reverend Lovejoy

[ 15. January 2003, 07:40: Message edited by: Pele'sWhippingBoy ]

FYI: I am not Pele. If you wish to reply to me and use a short version of my name, use: PWB.

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. - Homer Jay Simpson


ThomasBRONZE Member
member
55 posts
Location: Wollongong, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Lisa : Dad, whats a muppet?
Homer : Well, its not quite a mop, and its not quite a puppet, but maaan hehehe, so to answer your question.... I don't know.

Thomas


JeStErSILVER Member
enthusiast
214 posts
Location: Melbourne Australia


Posted:
Personally I think Lisa has all the best quotes because there so profound and intellectual, but I can't think of any of them at the moment.

Bart: "I can't believe they're finally paying me for this."

*as he swings a giant metal ball on a crane into a building*

Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.


tennisBRONZE Member
confused and abused
363 posts
Location: bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Homer (offering lisa a donut). 'Donut?'
Lisa 'haven't you got any fruit?
Homer 'this ones got purple in it...purple's a fruit.

well i like it anway.

Tennis

sometimes all you need is a sunny day.

My cat's breath smells like catfood


Pele'sWhippingBoymember
442 posts
Location: Rochester, NY, USA


Posted:
Day Three (I think it's the 4th day of the contest though.) My third quote.

Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
-- Moe Szyslak

FYI: I am not Pele. If you wish to reply to me and use a short version of my name, use: PWB.

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. - Homer Jay Simpson


Kevmember
83 posts
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland


Posted:
Burns: Who the devil are you?
Brain: Don't panic. Just come up with a good story.
Homer: My name is Mr. Burns.
Brain: D'oh!

- Honk if you love peace and quiet!


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
grandpa:

i used to be with it. then they changed what it was. now what I am with isnt it, and what it is seems strange and scary.

[ 16. January 2003, 08:17: Message edited by: coleman ]

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


morticaimember
8 posts
Location: denton


Posted:
" DONT HAVE A COW MAN"
BARTHOLAMEW SIMPSON

"WATCHA DOIN HOMER"
BART

LET THE FLAME CLEANSE YOUR SOUL


StebbinsBRONZE Member
10th degree spoon weilder
171 posts
Location: Halifax, Canada (currently in Korea)


Posted:
- Your off the case McGarnickle
- Your off YOUR case Cheif.
The Simpsons

-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.


primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland


Posted:
hey goes no cheating please....
malcom if ur reading please kill that link, at least for the time being...
anyways the amendments to the prizing categories...

1. first prize to best "QOUTE" - this being one sentance, word or phrase from an individual character....
2. second goes to best conversation quote - u know what i mean- verbal tabletennis...
3. third goes to best drug or adult theme referance- nb. does not nessecarily have to be a quote, maybe a scene whatever... but it must be good and make da peoples laugh...

and finally a plea to anyone who knows futureama... actuall fuckit that comp can wait to a later date, thankyou to all that have participated so far and keep em coming.......

regret nothing, learn everything

fire_light_movement


primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland


Posted:
and my own two cents...

"bye bye keys"
bart simpson

mythmitch

regret nothing, learn everything

fire_light_movement


FireMeccaBRONZE Member
member
69 posts
Location: Tucson, USA


Posted:
Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: [worried] That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: [relieved] That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.
Homer: [stares]
Owner: That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

~M
Flamma Aeterna
Equipment & Supplies
https://members.cox.net/flammaaeterna/

[ 16. January 2003, 07:27: Message edited by: Flamma Aeterna ]

That which does not kill me, only makes me stranger.


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
For the adult theme...

Ralph: [Upon entering the adult video section] "Everybody's Hugging!"

{And I'm glad to see so much Ralph love on this list }

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
AWWWW I'm a rageaholic.....I'm addicted to rageahol.

snake:SHE NEEDS PREMIUM DUDE PREEMMEEEUUMM!!!!!!!!!


wicks and chains

[ 16. January 2003, 07:50: Message edited by: vaperloc ]

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


JeStErSILVER Member
enthusiast
214 posts
Location: Melbourne Australia


Posted:
As they're in the helicopter on the way to itchy and scratchy land,

Heli pilot: Welcome to itchy and scratchy land; the amusment park of the futre, where nothing can possiblie go wrong, ah possibly go wrong, hmm that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

*Meanwhile the simpsons family have that look on their faces* and worried

Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.


ThomasBRONZE Member
member
55 posts
Location: Wollongong, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Ralph : "Mrs Krobopal and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies,... and I saw one of the babies,... and the baby looked at me"

Thomas


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Looks like I am just going to have to get a little Futurama on ya arse!!

Leela: Now strip naked and get on the probulator.

Add just to add in a Simpsons links:

Bart Doll: Eat my shorts!
Bender: OK
::Eats shorts::
Bender: Mmm . . . shorts

[ 16. January 2003, 12:51: Message edited by: Rozi ]

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


primative_toyshappy hunting
228 posts
Location: Brisnyland


Posted:
very nice rozi,
haha eats shorts who woulda guessed,
who thinks of these things *spoken very rhetorically*...
mythmitch

regret nothing, learn everything

fire_light_movement


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Well I was going to go with the classic Bender: "Kiss my colossal metal ass" but everyone was so stuck on the Simpsons, I thought I needed to provide a link

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Phuhzzzie Wuhzzzie the Pumpkin Kingmember
141 posts
Location: Melbourne, the new Land of Nod


Posted:
Homer: Look Marge I deep fried my shirt and you said I couldn't!

Marge: No, I said you shouldn't deep fry your shirt.

A wise man once said to me, Hey! You! Get out of my wardrobe! and in a way, I guess he was right.


Alliemember
30 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
'Must kill Moe, wheeeeeee. Must kill Moe, wheeeeeee. Must kill Moe, wheeeeeee'

- Homer whizzing down the pavement on a library trolley!

Pele'sWhippingBoymember
442 posts
Location: Rochester, NY, USA


Posted:
I think this is my fourth:

I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
-- Bartholomew 'Bart' Jo-Jo Simpson

FYI: I am not Pele. If you wish to reply to me and use a short version of my name, use: PWB.

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. - Homer Jay Simpson


KatincaSee my vest.... see my vest...
693 posts
Location: Adelaide - South Australia


Posted:
OK...

The best simpson drug reference quote that I know, and I have to say when I saw this episode cracked me up, but at the same time, shocked me to hell. Was when Marge was had a urine sample for something, I forget what, possibly pregancy...

And they don't find anything in her urine..

but then suddenly she bluts out, that there should be traces, of PCP, LSD and rambled a whole list of other assorted drugs, some I didn't even know (and I am a pharmocologist) it was most hilarious - and shocking that it was being shown at 6pm in the afternoon, kiddy tv time.

Wish I could remember the quote though, have looked for it on the web, but I can't find it. Unfortunetly.

Love and Light

~*~ Katinca ~*~


Evil Biscuitmember
59 posts
Location: here


Posted:
Ralf - I broke my wookie

There is no right and wrong... only fun and boring


gάrbǿaddict
521 posts
Location: Bristol / London / Norwich / Chennai, India (UK) (...


Posted:
quote:
[bart] Hey look what I bought! a pencil holder
[homer] hey I havn't seen a bong in years
safe
Non-Https Image Link


[garbo]
Non-Https Image Link

be excellent to each other: safe:


JeStErSILVER Member
enthusiast
214 posts
Location: Melbourne Australia


Posted:
When all the huge icon characters come to life after homer steals a giant donut, and a huge devil picks up the bus:
Otto: whoa, must be another acid flashback!

Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
Due to my lack of television for about five years now I am going to go sit and watch Sky (newly aquired viewing pleasure) and get some quotes... Barney is one of my favs!
I do though withdraw myself from the competition as mitch can make me some toys at any point, cant ya babe...
and I wouldnt want this competition to be biased eh?!

I love the thread tis so funny to sit and read and remmember some good episodes!

love and huggles
drome

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


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