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primative_toys


happy hunting
Location: Brisnyland

Total posts: 228
Posted:ok peoples this is a competition!! prizes yet to be determined, however i will ajudicate(nanananana)..
rules are as follows
1). any quote gos
2). first person in with the quote has all rights and privilidges with regard to that quote,
3). limit one qoute per person per day,
4). competition will run for exactly one month from the time this thread is posted,

there will be prizes for first second and third best qoute of simpsons and a prize for overall best futureama quote...

dont expect much however ill do my best, a prize pool might be in order who knows?? get back to me,
and the clock starts now... now
mythmitch


regret nothing, learn everything

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morticai


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Location: denton

Total posts: 8
Posted:here is my favorite simpsons qoute

" tastes like burning"

little ralphy after eating candle wax


LET THE FLAME CLEANSE YOUR SOUL

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:"don't ask me, I'm just a girl"

"Lets make some cookies for the boys"

- Malibu Stacey, a role model for any young woman


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Locced DB


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Location: Escondido, CA

Total posts: 17
Posted:this topic just reminded me that the new episode of simpsons is on in 5 mins.......ill have to watch it and get back to you on this....

Where's My Beer?

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JeStEr
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

enthusiast
Location: Melbourne Australia

Total posts: 214
Posted:'Exxxcceellent'
Monty Burns


Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:"My cat's breath smells like catfood!" -Ralph

(It's hard to limit it to just one so I thought I'd pick a good one...)


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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brainstorma
BRONZE Member since Jan 2003

brainstorma

old hand
Location: under the fairie wheel, Austra...

Total posts: 1184
Posted:oh while only one when there is just so many for ralph alown
i could fill a whole page with simpsons

"miss hoover my mums sez im not alowed to use sizzors"
"the children have a right to larf at you ralph these sizzors couldnt even cut paper"


"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"

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flash fire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2758
Posted:"can't talk. coming down"

Lisa Simpson, after her Lizard Queen incident at Duff Park.


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poiaholic22


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Total posts: 531
Posted:"DOH!" -Homer Simpson

How can any quote top a simple three letter word?They put it in the dictionary for heaven's sake.


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Thomas
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

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Location: Wollongong, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 55
Posted:"Mr Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy" - Ralph

Thomas

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Chotys


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Total posts: 91
Posted:"No one can outrun a greezed scottsman!"- Groundskeeper Willie after finding Bart and Homer stealing grease from the school.

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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:quote: Originally quoted by Homer J. Simpson
"I drink a whiskey drink,
I drink a chocolate drink,
and if I have to pee,
I use the kitchen sink..."
Tee hee, I luv Homer...


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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arsn


arsn

How do you change this thing???
Location: Behind the couch...

Total posts: 1903
Posted:quote: Orginally quoted by Homer J. Simpson
"I'm not normally a religous man, but if your out there... save me Superman."


I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

Total posts: 7330
Posted:ralph, ralph, ralph. i love him

"sleep? yay! that's where i'm a viking!"


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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tennis
BRONZE Member since Jun 2002

confused and abused
Location: bristol, United Kingdom

Total posts: 363
Posted:oh all my favourite quotes have gone TO TH RESEARCH LAB...........

Tennis


My cat's breath smells like catfood

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JeStEr
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

enthusiast
Location: Melbourne Australia

Total posts: 214
Posted:Ok, this one isn't really quoted by a character as such but I like it, so here goes.

Canyonaro

Top of the line in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts. She blinds everybody with her super-high-beam, she's a squirral squashing - deer smacking driving machine.


Trying to play the Akashic records,
but my turntables not compatible.

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gάrbǿ


gάrbǿ

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Location: Bristol / London / Norwich / C...

Total posts: 521
Posted:quote: "You can buy a krusty burger with cheese but they don't call it a krsuty burger with cheese, they call it a quater pounder with cheese"

"well I can picture the cheese. Do they have krusties partially golatinated gum based beverages"

"yeah they call them shakes"

"shakes, you don't know what your getting"

"well I do, some dohnuts, help me out of here boys"


Funny on so many levels. Not really one quote but I love it

safe

[garbo]


be excellent to each other: safe:

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Pele'sWhippingBoy


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Location: Rochester, NY, USA

Total posts: 442
Posted:Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."
-- Homer Jay Simpson


FYI: I am not Pele. If you wish to reply to me and use a short version of my name, use: PWB.

English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. - Homer Jay Simpson

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Kev


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Location: Aberdeen, Scotland

Total posts: 83
Posted:Homer has all the best quotes

"We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didnt hear anybody laughin, did you?

Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like the movie Spaceballs. But instead, its been painful and disturbing, like the movie Police Academy.

Here are your messages: You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes to move your car. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube.

Bart: Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?

Reporter: Don't you think it's dangerous to send civilians into space?
Homer: I'll handle this ... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes...wait a minute...Statue of Liberty ... that was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

Homer: When a fire starts to burn there's a lesson you must learn, something-something then you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe!.. D'oh!


- Honk if you love peace and quiet!

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Homer Simpson : Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

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Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:Marge:- "Have you been licking toads again?"

Homer "Well, I've not not been licking toads does that count?"

I'll be back tomorrow to add:-
"Man that is flagrantly false advertising"
(Otto walking out of Stoners pot palace at the start of the dinner party episode)


Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:Homer:HELP ME JEBUS!!!!!!
Homer humming betovens 5th: Saxamaphone ....saxamaphone.
Ralph.I hear voices,they tell me to burn things.


There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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brainstorma
BRONZE Member since Jan 2003

brainstorma

old hand
Location: under the fairie wheel, Austra...

Total posts: 1184
Posted:"no beer and no tv make homer go somthing somthing"
"go crazy"
"dont mind if i do weehehehehe woopwoopwoopwoopwoop vvrrrpvvvvrpvvvrp"


"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"

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arsn


arsn

How do you change this thing???
Location: Behind the couch...

Total posts: 1903
Posted:quote: Originally quoted by Homer J. Simpson
"Haven't you been listening to that preachy guy at church, captain what's his name... Now where was I... oh yeah, SAY OUT OF MY BEER!!!" So What are these prizes you speak of...


I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

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primative_toys


happy hunting
Location: Brisnyland

Total posts: 228
Posted:still pondering, however ive been dabling in making my own equipment, so not meaning to step on the HOP shop, i might have to make the fire weapon of chioce for the winner....

good quality of course, i made myself a staff a day or two ago, and guess what i stink of keroseen,
hahahaha
the only catch, the toys will have an aussie coin or two on them,,, so if dis is good prize keep em coming but add toy of choice at bottom of post..
happyhunting
mythmitch lord of bright and fluffy...


regret nothing, learn everything

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ONE QUOTE PER DAY?!?!

I mean anybody can just cut and paste a simpson's quote website...

Well, My ONE of the day is:
From the guy who plays Mc. Bane when his daughter is dating Bart:
"We play Uno, I chase you with hose, it will be fun... (Bart laughs)... Lauging time is OVER"


Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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Kev


member
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland

Total posts: 83
Posted:Rules were made to be broken.

Or, if you prefer...

I never bothered to read them in the first place.

To atone for my crimes, I'll refrain from posting more of my -=prize-winning=- *cough* quotes for 4 days.

-Kev, "It's never only a game!"


- Honk if you love peace and quiet!

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primative_toys


happy hunting
Location: Brisnyland

Total posts: 228
Posted:all quote posted by anyone breaking the rules will be disqualified and forfiet on that day...

sorry guys rulles are rules
mythmitch


regret nothing, learn everything

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Mr.Coffee


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Location: chattannooga, tn,usa

Total posts: 56
Posted:"Mmmm, Sacrilicious..."homer


have fun all, that's my favoire one.
-Rhys


--> I'm just a wave acting out in my own particular way <--

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Kev


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Location: Aberdeen, Scotland

Total posts: 83
Posted:BAH! Stupid competition.

- Honk if you love peace and quiet!

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theblackunicorn


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Location: fort worth, TX, USA

Total posts: 119
Posted:''nobody ruins the family vacation but me, and maybe the boy!''

homer when all the robots at itchy and scratchy land go nuts and start hacking all the visitors to death...


its to dying in anothers arms and why i had to try it......

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