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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:Come on.................. we've all heard them, but i thought there should be a tread specificly for them hehe

i did a search a few times and there;s nothing about "yo mamma" jokes and............ i feel these are not too offencive as they're not aime at any specific person, religeon, creed or colour biggrin

jokes i've heard
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yo mamma's so fat............. when they took the school photo they had to use a satalite photo

yo mamma's so dumb she bought a piece of sand paper thining it was a reliefe map of the sahara

yo mamma's so fat she cut herself and gravy poured out

yo mamma's teeth are so yellow.....she can butter bread with them

yo mamma's so fat when she walks...... her legs say to each other " you let me by, i let you past, you let me by, i let you past

yo mamma's so fat she dosen't sit next to somebody.....she sits next to EVERRRYBODY

i could go on but i'd like to hear any others people have heard ubbrollsmile ubblol


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:it think itsmore fun to just add "ya mum" into conversations...but maybe i spend too much time with flynty! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pele
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA

Total posts: 6193
Posted:There's a show on MTV now and all they do is spew out these jokes. Most of them are recycled from ones I'd heard about 15 years ago.

My fav...

Yo mamma is a carpenters delight...flat as a board and easy to nail.


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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Elanna
SILVER Member since Aug 2003

Elanna

Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
Location: NJ or DE, USA

Total posts: 2293
Posted:I personally like the geeky you mamma jokes that are so bad they're sometimes painful...Such as these found at this spiffy site :

Your Mom is so ugly she doesn't support inheritance.

Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.

If your mom's intelligence were a shell script, it'd be commented out.

biggrin


Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*

Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi

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Frederick the Reckless
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

Frederick the Reckless

Troupe Leader and founder, Fire and Steel
Location: Oregon, USA

Total posts: 241
Posted:Yo mama so fat, it took me a plane, a train, two buses, and a cab to get to her good side.



Yo mama so fat, she got a membership at a tanning salon, and instantly caused rolling blackouts... in Manhattan.



Yo mama so fat, she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.



Yo mama so fat, she got a stereo in SURROUND-POUND.



Yo mama so fat, yo daddy installed a LOJACK on the fridge.



Yo mama so fat, she can only play SEEK.



Yo mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a gunfight.





Frederick the Reckless,
Troupe Leader,
Fire and Steel

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shoshanah
SILVER Member since Nov 2005

shoshanah

enthusiast
Location: london, United Kingdom

Total posts: 232
Posted:yo mamas so fat you have known her all your life and you still aint seen all of her

yo mamas so fat that when she lay on the beach green peace tryed to drag her back in the ocean


life is what you make it and what you want it to be

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Yo mama's so stupid she thinks menopause is a button on the remote!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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shoshanah
SILVER Member since Nov 2005

shoshanah

enthusiast
Location: london, United Kingdom

Total posts: 232
Posted:yer well yo mamas so fat that when she has sex your dad burns his ass on the light bulb

life is what you make it and what you want it to be

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Frederick the Reckless
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

Frederick the Reckless

Troupe Leader and founder, Fire and Steel
Location: Oregon, USA

Total posts: 241
Posted:Yo mama so boring in bed, she thinks "hump back" is just a whale.

Frederick the Reckless,
Troupe Leader,
Fire and Steel

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:Yo mamma so fat she sat on a skittle and a rainbow popped out (or is that the other way round? lol)

from nutty professor - yo mamma so fat, her belt size is equator!


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Sporky


Sporky

addict
Location: Glasgow

Total posts: 663
Posted:Yo mamma so fat her first car had a "Wide Load" sticker on it.

Your mom's breath is so bad every time she coughs her teeth duck.


Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't

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Tao Star


Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted: Written by: Elanna


I personally like the geeky you mamma jokes that are so bad they're sometimes painful...Such as these found at this spiffy site :

Your Mom is so ugly she doesn't support inheritance.

Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.

If your mom's intelligence were a shell script, it'd be commented out.

biggrin



lol, i liked these ones...

Your Mom is like a struct. She's got no class!

private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }

Your mom is so ugly; she put her face up to a retinal scanner and got ERROR: INVALID MEDIA


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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Baccory
BRONZE Member since Feb 2006

Baccory

member
Location: Arana Hills, Brisbane, Queensl...

Total posts: 126
Posted:Yo mamma so fat when people swerve to miss her they run outa gas.

Yo mamma so ugly yo dadda takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

Yo mamma so wrong, strip clubs pay her to put her clothes back on

Yo mamma so fat when she wears a raincoat people yell "taxi!"

Yo mamma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents

Yo mamma so ugly she scares blind people


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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:yo mamma's soooooooooooo ugly when she was a kid her folks tied a slab of meat round her neck so the dog would play with her.

hehe


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Frederick the Reckless
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

Frederick the Reckless

Troupe Leader and founder, Fire and Steel
Location: Oregon, USA

Total posts: 241
Posted:Yo mama so ugly when she was a kid she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

Yo mama so fat when she wears purple little kids ask her for Barney's autograph.

Yo mama wears glasses so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving back.

Yo mama wears glasses so thick, she can see the future.


Frederick the Reckless,
Troupe Leader,
Fire and Steel

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