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Login/Join to Participatebig and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
this is genius!
i found it here:
https://www.contactjuggling.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2572&highlight=
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Got it within about 2 but couldn't resist carrying on to see how far it went!
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Three
Love is the law.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Someone actually spent time and (possibly) formed a collalition to make this... genius
I went on adfinitum... wanted to see at what point they stopped
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Looks for devilsarmy lol got it on number 1 lol but its fantastic
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Now thats the kinda joke i like
and double lol at your sig Frogg's,, thats such a DA thing to say,, awww my lil girlies a silly heh
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA 
835 posts
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
got it at one but followed it back to 7 sites, when the page i had requested was no longer available everyone's unique except me
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Hasn' this been posted before?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I think it has!
oh the irony
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Cole, yer evil.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
I got it on one but only because I was thinking about it...
has it really been posted before? Thats just bad.... hehehe
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
I dont get it!
Where's the blonde joke???
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! 
Has sharp edges
1,266 posts
Location: Stuck in the mire, USA
Nice one
My ADD makes it so that.....Ooooo SHINY.....wanna go ride bikes....wait....where am I.....
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA
sick brunette=blonde
took me three
Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog
Hasn' this been posted before?
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Doesn't play well with others...
187 posts
Location: CANADA
Oh dear...
*goes out to buy hair dye to use as an excuse*
i think this has been posted before, but i'm obviously not any smarter the second time around
I smile because I have no idea what is going on...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I got it in one by looking at the addy for the next and figuring it out.
Of course, it IS funny as [censored]...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
member
91 posts
Location: dark sun, Germany
i got it in one as well... but now i'm thinking to follow it and see how far it goes
I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
****
"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats
member
91 posts
Location: dark sun, Germany
well after the 7th link it says the forum i requested does not exist. but i read on a reply from one of these forums that somebody got up to 40 links...
don't know if it's true but if it is there's nothing to say!
I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
****
"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats
officially expelled from BYU
195 posts
Location: Southern California, USA
One of my friends showed me one like this that was "the cure for internet addcition" and some person (people?) had made a bunch of blogspot blogs loop in a circle. I think people are getting too bored 0.o
"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC
Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD
61 posts
Location: Cardiff/edinburgh
oh my god, im so ashamed
I have black hair, now I think that may have to change.
i would have kept clicking FOREVER had one of the forums not been down.
*skulks off to drop out of uni and work in a supermarket*
Its a big ol mish mash!
member
91 posts
Location: dark sun, Germany
you really didn't see it coming? wow... so innocent!
I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
****
"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats
lurker
380 posts
Location: Nashville, TN, USA
i've seen chains of this on myspace, etc. that go back way more than 7 pages.
google "best blonde joke ever" and you'll see it got pretty big around this time last year for some reason. lol.. and some of them are circular!! the dirty punks...
61 posts
Location: Cardiff/edinburgh
totally never saw it coming, it could have bit me on the ass and said "hey dumbass, you are the joke!" and i would have been completely oblivious. My self esteem has gone down a few notches.
Its a big ol mish mash!
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
lol... got it in one, but that did surprise me...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom
apparently if you go ALL THE WAY to the end, the lucky person gets to see a picture of some really "fugly office woman" (quote off a link this joke is on)
ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!
mjk is monitoring your interwebs!
301 posts
Genius
thats a good joke
Walls may have ears but they don't have eyes
organic creation
246 posts
Location: earth, Wales (UK)
51 Days...
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts.
Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"
The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight.
Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. . .the side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I'd heard it before, but I had totally forgotten it!
Damn that's such a good one!!!!
Blonde 1: Which do you think is further away? New York or the Moon?
Blonde2: New York. We can see the moon.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
301 posts
Two blondes are having a picnic together when one takes out a flask;
Blonde1 "Have you ever seen one of these?"
Blonde2 "It's a flask"
Blonde1 "Yeah but this ones special, it's called a thermos"
Blonde2 "So what does it do then?"
Blonde1 "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Blonde2 "Thats nice, so what have you got in it?"
Blonde1 "Two cups of coffee and an Ice lolly"
Walls may have ears but they don't have eyes
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