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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted:this is genius! ubblol

i found it here:

http://www.contactjuggling.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=2572&highlight=
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cole. x


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:ubblol

Got it within about 2 but couldn't resist carrying on to see how far it went!


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ado-p
GOLD Member since May 2004

ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland

Total posts: 3882
Posted:ubblol

Three redface


Love is the law.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Someone actually spent time and (possibly) formed a collalition to make this... genius

I went on adfinitum... wanted to see at what point they stopped


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:Looks for devilsarmy lol got it on number 1 lol but its fantastic

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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Pen Draven


Pen Draven

Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 1363
Posted:Now thats the kinda joke i like smile

and double lol at your sig Frogg's,, thats such a DA thing to say,, awww my lil girlies a silly heh


Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink

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Nephtys


Nephtys

resident fridge magnet
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands

Total posts: 835
Posted:ubblol got it at one but followed it back to 7 sites, when the page i had requested was no longer available smile

everyone's unique except me

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Hasn' this been posted before?

ubbangel


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I think it has! ubblol

oh the irony wink


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mags The Jedi
GOLD Member since May 2004

Mags The Jedi

Fool
Location: Cornwall, UK

Total posts: 2020
Posted:Cole, yer evil. ubblol

devil


"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988

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Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:ubblol

I got it on one but only because I was thinking about it...

has it really been posted before? Thats just bad.... hehehe


Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

veteran
Location: Out

Total posts: 1508
Posted:I dont get it!
Where's the blonde joke???

confused

ubblol


AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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Loki_the_trickster
SILVER Member since Feb 2006

Loki_the_trickster

Has sharp edges
Location: Stuck in the mire

Total posts: 1266
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol
Nice one


My ADD makes it so that.....Ooooo SHINY.....wanna go ride bikes....wait....where am I.....

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faith enfire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin

Total posts: 3556
Posted:sick brunette=blonde
took me three


Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay

Total posts: 7330
Posted: Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog


Hasn' this been posted before?



ubblol

tongue


cole. x


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Blayze
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Blayze

Doesn't play well with others...
Location: CANADA

Total posts: 187
Posted:Oh dear...eek
*goes out to buy hair dye to use as an excuse*

i think this has been posted before, but i'm obviously not any smarter the second time around redface


I smile because I have no idea what is going on...

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Gidg
BRONZE Member since Apr 2003

Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Total posts: 8506
Posted:rolleyes

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I got it in one by looking at the addy for the next and figuring it out.

Of course, it IS funny as [censored]... biggrin


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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daphne
PLATINUM Member since May 2005

daphne

member
Location: dark sun

Total posts: 91
Posted:i got it in one as well... but now i'm thinking to follow it and see how far it goes

I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
****
"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats

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daphne
PLATINUM Member since May 2005

daphne

member
Location: dark sun

Total posts: 91
Posted:well after the 7th link it says the forum i requested does not exist. but i read on a reply from one of these forums that somebody got up to 40 links...
don't know if it's true but if it is there's nothing to say!


I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
****
"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats

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MissEgyptology
BRONZE Member since Feb 2005

MissEgyptology

officially expelled from BYU
Location: Southern California

Total posts: 195
Posted:One of my friends showed me one like this that was "the cure for internet addcition" and some person (people?) had made a bunch of blogspot blogs loop in a circle. I think people are getting too bored 0.o

"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD

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RumpleST


RumpleST

member
Location: Cardiff/edinburgh

Total posts: 61
Posted:oh my god, im so ashamed redface

I have black hair, now I think that may have to change.

i would have kept clicking FOREVER had one of the forums not been down.

*skulks off to drop out of uni and work in a supermarket*


Its a big ol mish mash!

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daphne
PLATINUM Member since May 2005

daphne

member
Location: dark sun

Total posts: 91
Posted:you really didn't see it coming? wow... so innocent!

I'll tell you this...
No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. "Jim Morrison"
****
"...but I, being poor, have only my dreams
I've spread my dreams under your feet
tread softly because you tread on my dreams..." Yeats

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Dut
SILVER Member since Mar 2002

lurker
Location: Nashville, TN

Total posts: 380
Posted:i've seen chains of this on myspace, etc. that go back way more than 7 pages.

google "best blonde joke ever" and you'll see it got pretty big around this time last year for some reason. lol.. and some of them are circular!! the dirty punks...


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RumpleST


RumpleST

member
Location: Cardiff/edinburgh

Total posts: 61
Posted:totally never saw it coming, it could have bit me on the ass and said "hey dumbass, you are the joke!" and i would have been completely oblivious. My self esteem has gone down a few notches.


frown frown redface redface


Its a big ol mish mash!

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FoxInDocs
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

FoxInDocs

Pooh-Bah
Location: Adelaide, SA

Total posts: 1848
Posted:lol... got it in one, but that did surprise me...

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie

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UnclassifiedLeggyGirl
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

UnclassifiedLeggyGirl

One day penguins will take over the world
Location: Derby

Total posts: 916
Posted:apparently if you go ALL THE WAY to the end, the lucky person gets to see a picture of some really "fugly office woman" (quote off a link this joke is on)

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!

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Mascot


Mascot

enthusiast


Total posts: 301
Posted:Genius

thats a good joke


Walls may have ears but they don't have eyes

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sagetree
GOLD Member since May 2006

sagetree

organic creation
Location: earth

Total posts: 246
Posted:51 Days...

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts.

Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"

The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight.

Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. . .the side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol

I'd heard it before, but I had totally forgotten it!

Damn that's such a good one!!!!



Blonde 1: Which do you think is further away? New York or the Moon?
Blonde2: New York. We can see the moon.


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mascot


Mascot

enthusiast


Total posts: 301
Posted:Two blondes are having a picnic together when one takes out a flask;

Blonde1 "Have you ever seen one of these?"
Blonde2 "It's a flask"
Blonde1 "Yeah but this ones special, it's called a thermos"
Blonde2 "So what does it do then?"
Blonde1 "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Blonde2 "Thats nice, so what have you got in it?"
Blonde1 "Two cups of coffee and an Ice lolly"


Walls may have ears but they don't have eyes

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