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Location: Harrogate, Yorkshire, England
Here a question for you all
If your mum, your dad, and the guy who'd just invented the cure for cancer, were trapped in a burning biulding and you only had time to save two, which two would it be?
Is this were Im supposed to write something interesting.....errmm.........AVOCARDO!!!!!!
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Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
the guy that found the cure for cancer and myself, b/c I would probably get stuck in there in the process of saving the guy, that and it would just be karma for my parents
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The wave crashing on the beach
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Anyone here ever hear of natural selection?
I would go for my folks.
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Location: York, England
my dad and the guy who invented the cure for cancer. it would be a blessing for the world.
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
I would call the fire men to help me and try to save all 3. But try to get my parents first.
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I would get my Dad to carry the guy who invented the cure for cancer out with him and then put my Mum on my back and carry her out...(she is really sick and wouldn't be able to make it out herself) Its all about thinking outside of the square for me...That way everyone is saved but we have used the same amount of time...(in a perfect world)
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Location: Seattle, WA
good answer
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Location: Brisvegas, Aust
I'd just pick the building up and spin it !!!
It's all good
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Location: fort worth, TX, USA
my mom and the cancer guy...havent seen my father in 10 years so no big loss there
its to dying in anothers arms and why i had to try it......
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Location: Vansterdam
I'd save all three don't ask me how but I would
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Location: Escondido, CA
well, id have to consider all the options...
1st-my dad is very rich (cough,inheritance,cough)and has screwed a lot of people over so hes got sometin bad comin to him ANYWAYS....
2nd-my moms family has breast cancer in its genes, so more than likely my mom will have it when she gets older, i love my mom so id want her to live and get a cure in some way if she got cancer......
3rd-the guy with the cure for cancer is the only person who can cure my mom if she ever gets breast cancer.......
so my conclusion is....
wait a minute, what were we talkin about again?
Where's My Beer?
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Location: UK
Let tha parents die togetha it woz in their marital vovs...... their time is up so fuck it!
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Location: UK
i meant vows!!!!!!
96 posts
Location: Australia
I'd let em all burn!
Free your mind and your ass will follow!
enthusiast
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Location: Canada, Ontario, Toronto
This is why you should bring your fire extinguisher and fire blanket with you everywhere.
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
STOP DROP AND ROLL!
and failing that, a wet towel should smother it...
ok, seriously tho. I'm gonna say, let them get themselves out. Both my parents can walk, i'm assuming the guy who cured cancer can too, if not, we'll help him....
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Has anyone called the fire brigade yet? I know pnk poi said she would. But has anyone actually done it?
Only I can't help noticing this big burning building raging away there and people running in and out with assorted parents n things. But shouldn't we be doing something about putting it out? Or at least preventing the surrounding buildings from catching fire too . . .
Just a thought.
Meh
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
quote:I'm sure they are all intelligent adults who can help themselves get out anyway. Just coz you only have time to save two of them, doesn't mean that don't have time to save themselves...
you only had time to save two, which two would it be?
(Takes off his modeator cap) And could anyway who wants either of their parents dead just keep it to themselves, I lost my father when i was 14, and you guys don't know how lucky you are to still have them. At least you have a chance of making up with them while they are stil alive...
Anyway, enough sentimental bring down everyone vibes, (Puts his moderators cap back on and goes looking for something to moderate)
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Location: Sydney & Brisbane
I feel really sad and guilty now, your mum always said not to light those poi inside. I should have listened.
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Location: Madrid, Spain
oh my god, mason!!! president bush was right when he said "listen to your mothers"!!! now it all makes sense....
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
on the basis that the cancer guy probably conducted tens of thousands of painfull and hideous experiments on animals to get it and now intends to patent and sell it at extorionate prices, i'd go with parents
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Didn't your parents make you live in Lime Regis Flid?
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
nah, they moved there after i moved out, so technically speaking I don't have to spend any time there if i don't want to.
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom
cant fault you dude, wise choice.
i'd take my parents, family first and all that.
but if either of them were suffering with cancer at the time, then i'd bribe the medical guy into curing them before they both die, so they can die happily, but then not save him, and take my parents away instead. devious plan.
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
That's what mom and dad get for spinning with whitegas... let em cook.
If I only save the cancer guy can do I have time to drag someone else IN?
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Well, if he's cured cancer and published and the cure is in use, then he's not much use anymore, is he?
I mean, he's an oncology specialist. Spent his whole life studying a disease that doesn't exist/is cured. So he's pretty useless, huh?
Yeah, I'm ruthless.
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