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Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ok. So here's my guide of how not to work at work. (really only applies to office jobs)

1) Drinks. Go get a drink often. About once an hour is acceptable. Any more then people start noticing.

2) Of course with all that drink, you'll need the loo at least 3-4 times a day

3) Organise your desk often. I mean, if your desk isn't 100% organised 100% of the time, how are you meant to work?

4) Check your outlook (if you use it) calender. Often. You never know if another meeting is due you have forgotten...

5) End of lunch, don't go to the toilet or get a drink, wait till you've gone back to your desk, THEN go get it. No point wasting your lunch time wink

6) Offer to take the post to the post point (if you have one). Accidently forget a letter or two so you have to go again.

7) Write post it's. Stick them everywhere. Looks like you're working, and you're busy.

8) Get into work 5 min late, and leave 5 min early.


Anyone else got any handy tips of how not to work at work? ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


VampyricAcidSILVER Member
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1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Aimée


Aimée's way of skipping photography.

Go to photography.
Explain you need to go to the library to do research.
Sit outside on a bench in the sunshine with a friend.
Skin up.

Sorted smile



HAHA you gave an excuse
VA's way of skipping photography
Go to the mandatory 1 lesson a week
"Bob I Need to go shoot my project"
Repeat until term is over

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Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Another one compliments of Pige at Clapham (well a story about her dad actually)

*Eat loads of bananas and pass out from potassium overdose

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
call in sick and say you've done your back in ubblol it's good for up to a week off and nobody can prove a thing hehe

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