Written by: packaging
ATTENTION!: Needles have sharp points. Keep this packaging for futre reference.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
Written by: TheBovrilMonkeyWritten by: Brit_JoeWritten by: Hanz
what? Dumb People Suck
Nope, may contain nuts! *looks downwards*
Yeah FRD its very broad, but ya know thirty or so years ago chavs wherent knifing each other on the streets, and if you watch heartbeat the worst crime they have to deal with are cases of missing tea bags or something....so ya know....BRING BACK FLOGGING!
Yeah, chavs weren't knifing each other 30 years ago.
The mods and rockers were though.
'Darkie' was an accepted part of many people's vocabulary, interracial marriage was illegal in most of the US, women were expected to stay at home all day and do housework, gay people had almost no rights and we were in the middle of the cold war.
I think you're looking at the past with rose tinted spectacles and I'm glad we've moved on.
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Written by: jo_rhymes
Joe, I think you're referring to the so-called "golden-age" of Britain, where people could go out and leave their windows and doors unlocked,
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
Written by: Douglas Adams
No one in the universe was really poor, at least no one worth talking about
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Written by: Pen Draven
Can't believe I'm not the only Bash reader lolol Excellent
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
Written by: yoni
This week, front page of the paper was a woman complaining that there wern't enough warning signs on the coast after she decided to walk round part of the coach in the mud at low tide and ended up losing her shoes because they got stuck.
Let's relight this forum
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
Let's relight this forum
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
Let's relight this forum
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA
Written by: Dunc
I don't think folks will go for just green all the time, besides anything it'd be pretty hard to find just green labels. If you're that fanatical, you'd probably only eating the finest meats and boiled vegtables and water, not factory processed foods and drinks.
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Written by: Domino
I think we need a Bloody Stupid Act. (make your own jokes here)
Written by: Sym
yes, pratchett has many good ideas about the world...
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."
--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32
Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!
Let's relight this forum
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Written by: UraniumChipOxidationFacility
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts."
Written by: TheBovrilMonkey
Yeah, I always like that one too.
It's pretty handy for those with nut allergies, or for people (like myself) who just like the opportunity to point out that, in all likelihood, a bag of peanuts will contain no traces of nuts whatsoever, as peanuts aren't nuts
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.