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Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
This might sound weird, but does anyone know how to make fake boobs?
I'm doing a competition hike with Venturers (Hoadley Hide) and we've decided to all dress as "Pretty People" aka "Barbies" aka "Plastics" and so on. However, we're looking at being all females, mind you, I'm the only girl in a team of about for or five. So, the guys need boobs.

So, my question is.. anyone have any idea how to make fake breasts, and the boys want them to bounce if possible!

Gayle......!SILVER Member
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Posted:
ubblol

You do actually want to make fake breasts and there was me thinking you just wanted to lure the blokes in!

Can you not buy some inflatable novelty ones from a joke shop or a costume hire place?

If not fill a balloon with water and stuff it inside a bra. Just make sure nobody pops them.

Good luck and make sure you post the photos!!

smile

Gayle.....!


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
yes, I do want to actually make them!

cant be full of water, as we are hiking with hike packs for 4 days and they will burst.

And since it is only a one off, we dont want to have to spend heaps of money... well, they don't... I already have some of my own

BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
tennis socks?

Can't think of anything else that won't hurt when hiking...

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Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
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Posted:
Fill the balloons with jelly instead and then they can double as emergency rations! biggrin

DuncGOLD Member
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Posted:
How about paper mach ones that can be attached to a vest? They won't bounce but will be very fulsome, light weight and long lasting biggrin

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TinklePantsGOLD Member
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Posted:
paper mache is the way to go - get a balloon and cover it - pop in airing cupboard - when dry, pop the ballon and cut in half. voila!

paint as required lol

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Mr_ChutneySILVER Member
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1,712 posts
Location: Herefordshire, England (UK)


Posted:
Following on from what Molly said, why not just get them all to wear bras and stuff them with spare socks or other clothing and equipment?

Strangely i can remember having a drunken conversation about implants being filled with weird things after a Clapham last year... smile

RyGOLD Member
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Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
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I bought one of these a while ago, and they are a freaky novelty squish toy.

Strangely, if you take the mesh off, it feels (and probably is weighter) like a pretty convincing boob given the circumstances. ubblol

However, you will be buying bulk, so it's looking like you've got 12 pairs of boobs. Or 3 udders.

On the bright side, you'll be able to sell them at $3 each when you're done and make some money back..

ubblol

GnorBRONZE Member
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Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Those kids toys that are like squishy balls might work. Put them in socks and they can be poi as well.

Blow up some kitchen gloves with lacky bands. Fingers in are boobs, out on head is a chicken comb also cow udder when in front and protects hands when washing up.. Multifunctional.

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RyGOLD Member
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Tried using those earlier mentioned mesh balls as poi, but they were a bit heavy. But they're great for the novelty. If you tell people to squish your poi, they squish it, squirm, go 'EWW' and they squish it again (loop)..

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Silicone Implants...

Don't do things by halves....!

I think Molly's idea of filling ballons with jelly is ideal! They'd be wobbly yet be solid enough to stay in place and not smack you or anyone else in the face.

Best fill the balloons with jelly (use tapioca if you're a veggie) , then leave to settle on a flat surface so they fit on your presumably flat chest (otherwise what will you need fake boobs for?) and have the surface on an incline so they'll bulge more towards the bottom. Volia!

If you can't be arsed with that just go with the fake plastic comedy breasts

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Posted:
I love this thread!

Condoms! Condoms filled with water!

Yay! Soft and strong and ...

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jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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Posted:
no, Gnor's on the right track. you can get those really squidgey balls for kids. I used to have one. They're ace. They're full of goo, and, thinking about it, have the consistency of a boob. biggrin

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Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
I love jelly ubblove

Gayle......!SILVER Member
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2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
juggling boobs:


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Mods - take down if too risky..

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KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
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Posted:
om my...

this thread wins.

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polaritySILVER Member
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1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom


Posted:
Every time I see this thread, for a moment I think the title's 'Making fire breasts'.

What does this mean?

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

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BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Freudian - you've got a mother complex.

Probably.

I don't like Freud, but at least he's quite predictable...

thinking about it, fire breasts might earn you more money... you could be like the Austin Powers Fembots, but with flamethrowers ubblol

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polytheneveteran
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Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
ubblol Maybe if I bought the boyfriend a set of those juggling boobs he'd be more inclined to learn to juggle! ubblol

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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
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Location: Wales


Posted:
I gave Jon some of those for his birthday last year. They are fairly small boobies ubblol

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polaritySILVER Member
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Posted:
Yeah, but you get 3 of them wink

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
hmm, I suppose they don't have to wear them whilst hiking, but they will need to do stunts with these fake boobs in.
Stunts last year included stuff like crawling on your stomach along the ground through "sewer pipes" and stuff like that. The jelly is a good idea, but we wont be showering for 4 days, so if they burst, the boys are in a bit of a sticky mess.

Neon: somehow I dont think the boys want actual implants smile

Will need to direct the boys towards this thread and see what their thoughts are

GnorBRONZE Member
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5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
love the juggling balls...

you could go for the old fruit option and eat them as you go.

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Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

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Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
one of the Rovers I'm friends with suggested an idea that they had for Gangshow last year.
Buy bra's for each of them, buy some material and make like a pocket by half stitching it on the back, and then stuff it with stuffing (like what you find in teddy bears). Doesnt move wel, but you can have them as soft or firm as you like, and they wont fall out!
Might suggest that one to the boys

GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
Suffer wearing bras.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Brian:-)BRONZE Member
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Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: TinklePants


paper mache is the way to go - get a balloon and cover it - pop in airing cupboard - when dry, pop the ballon and cut in half. voila!

paint as required lol



I agree with paper mache, but balloons are the wrong shape. Start with the real thing. Much more fun! hehe

animatEdBRONZE Member
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Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
I used to work in a purchasing department of a hospital, and often had to buy prosthetic breasts for people that had had mastectomies...

They were very good... And lots of fun too... redface

So, depending on your budget, you can buy them...

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Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
LTC: good idea, but the guys don't want to have to spend too much money, considering I doubt they will use them for more than this weekend

UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I think you may be wrong there... wink

Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
OK, so one might... one we are still trying to get probably won't even be allowed to tell his mum what we're dressing as so he wont. and as for the other, one of the fist things he asked was "this isnt going to cost much, is it?" and as for me? well, Ive already got my own biggrin

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