"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Helen_of_Poi
EJC Ireland 2006 Organisational Team
According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006
if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.
I smile because I have no idea what is going on...
before i met those lot i thought they'd be a bunch of dreadlocked hippies that smoked, set things on fire ,and drank a lot of tea but then when i met them....oh wait (PyroWill)
"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."
Written by: Patriarch917
The McDonald's thing is not an urban myth. A lady sued McDonald's because the coffee was too hot, and she got burned bad when she spilled it on herself after driving away from the drivethrough.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Written by: NOn
and not everyone's great at facing up to people in conversation, maybe some feel more comfortable noting....
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
The insults of your enemy are a tribute to your bravery
Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006
if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."
Written by: Aimée
I hate people doing this...
At work during my break this morning I ran around the kitchen and the washroom with my camera taking little snap shots of all the notes and lamenated signs that various staff have put up...
They include -
"All staff should read notice board - every shift" - common sense. In a care home environment the notice board generally lets you know who needs cream on their foot/whos died and who has family visiitng that day..
"All bags containing clinical waste must be tied before placing in the clinical waste bin" - Again, common sense. If something is is covered in excremant and placed in a bag you'd think to tie it up before you put it in the bin
"Ironing only" - This is on a box which lives on the ironing shelve. Pretty useless..
"Warning! Be careful when lifting down! Contains glass vases" - I hate this one the most as somebody has written a note, stuck it there, then somebody else has come along and thoughtfully drawn pictures of vases all the way around the note as if we need reminding what they look like.
"To all staff - please make sure bins are emptied after each shift - thank you" - Lazy staff. All bins are completely full after each shift. Always always full. It makes sense to empty them when you've finished. Apparently we have bone idle employees..
"Hot water!" - Above the hot tap
"Hot water!" - Above the other hot tap
"Hot water!" - Above the other other hot tap
"HOT WATER!!!"Above the hot water machine we use for making tea and coffee drinks.
No sh!t!
Tumble dryer filter must be cleaned after every use" - We have 16 residants currently living at work..we do lots of tumbledrying. Lots of tumble drying means lots of fluff in the filter. dosn't take 2 seconds to clean it. Yet we have a sign telling us to do it...
"Please could all staff check that all washing dried in tumbledryer in completely dried and aired before putting away" - This only says to me that one very stupid colleuge put washing away that was still wet..
"Notice to all staff - please to not overload washing machine or tumble dryer" - Again this is just pure common sense.
"Any raw meat must be put put in the tub provided. Cooked meat, in tub provided" - What, you mean the tubs in the bottom of the fridge clearly mark 'Raw meat' and 'Cooked meat'?
"Dear all, please stop using this shelve as a dumping ground. If you have finished with your cup put it away, thanks!" - A bit of scrap paper glued onto the shelve. I've never ever seen dirty cups of that shelve. Its a mystery!
"Please do not pile dishes up in the sink" - Common sense! Where are you?!
"Do not remove fan from kitchen. Please turn off fan, not wall switch" - Why would you want to remove the fan from the kitchen? This confuses me even more as this note appeared in the middle of winter..
Gah! Rant rant I hate work rant.
We have a staff meeting on thursday. I might make a note saying "Warning! Hot air!" and stick it on the managers mouth...
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...common sense...
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"Warning! Be careful when lifting down! Contains glass vases" - I hate this one the most as somebody has written a note, stuck it there, then somebody else has come along and thoughtfully drawn pictures of vases all the way around the note as if we need reminding what they look like.
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"Please do not pile dishes up in the sink" - Common sense! Where are you?!
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"Hot water!" - Above the hot tap
"Hot water!" - Above the other hot tap
"Hot water!" - Above the other other hot tap
"HOT WATER!!!"Above the hot water machine we use for making tea and coffee drinks.
No sh!t!
"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."
--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32
Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!
Written by: NYC
Oh yeah, it's important to sign your signs. I hate ghost The easy way to figure it out is just replace it with a "Do Not Refill When Empty" sign and see who gets the most pissed off.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
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