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Login/Join to ParticipateHOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
So at work in my program there are two openly gay doctors. I'm one of them (duh) and the other is my friend, Alexie.
So I was talking to a medical student and he told me that he'd hooked up with a pediatric doc from our hospital. I said "well, it wasn't me...so it must have been Alexie."
"Nope. Someone else. He's in the closet."
so Alexie and I are working on figuring this one out.
So far I've eliminated all but one of the attendings because all but one are either 1) female 2) married 3) entirely too old. I'm seriously hoping it's the one remaining attending candidate because he's HOT. He's also my advisor, so that makes him firmly off-limits, but a boy can fantasize...
Of the residents, I know of only one who is male and hasn't ever been public seen with a girlfriend/wife. I think. There's a second candidate who says he has a girlfriend...but nobody's ever met her. Then again, it's totally reasonable because we haven't had that many social functions that he's been at where his girlfriend would be, and I don't think he's gay.
Anyway, what Alexie and I are doing is COMPLETELY unethical because whoever it is clearly wants to remain unknown.
But come ON... Curiosity is a human trait!
-Mike
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Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA
LOL that is soo funny I love work gossip/drama its soo fun:) I want to know who it is and I dont even know any of them lol:)
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
You are such a gossip. Respect the poor boy's privacy. He may not even be in the closet, he just may not be discussing his sex life at work.You are a little terror, Dr Lightning.
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What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
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Location: Glasgow
Written by: Doc Lightning
So far I've eliminated all but one of the attendings because all but one are either 1) female 2) married 3) entirely too old. I'm seriously hoping it's the one remaining attending candidate because he's HOT. He's also my advisor, so that makes him firmly off-limits, but a boy can fantasize...
With reference to point three, is there a cut off age for being gay. Why wasn't I told. How may more years have I got left. Argh
*has crisis*
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Written by: Doc Lightning
So far I've eliminated all but one of the attendings because all but one are either 1) female 2) married 3) entirely too old
Lol! At what age will your gay run out Doc?!
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: DrBoo
Lol! At what age will your gay run out Doc?!
Well I don't suppose a 24-year-old medical student is going to be schtupping with some 50-year-old, do you? I mean...it's possible, but not likely. Given this student's tastes...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
wandering thru the woods of WI
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Location: Wisconsin, USA
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You are a little terror, Dr Lightning.
first having a girlfriend or wife does not eliminate them, some people are bi or that far in the closet
second other than online folk i don't really talk about my sex life or sexuality in public
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Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Written by: Doc Lightning
Well I don't suppose a 24-year-old medical student is going to be schtupping with some 50-year-old, do you?
Schtupping. Great word. Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
Well if you want to be devious, and I am guessing you are....
Why not try mentioning the name of the med student that had the good night, around the potentials and see whether they react in anyway....
call him ed for example " Hey I heard ed hooked up with some awesome guy on the weekend" and see if they flinch or just carry on as if nothing had happened.....
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Schtupping is one of my favorite words.
Yiddish is a great language.
Oh, apparently my candidate had been engaged to a woman before. Almost married.
My question: "So why did it break off?"
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
enthusiast
213 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Never heard schtupping before, although 'tupping' is used in Othello, awesome word! More on topic, if IT broke off I doubt our friend ed would have had much fun
Will those capable of telekinesis please raise my hand?
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Matty, you're evil.
Brilliant, yes.
But evil.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1 + 1 = 3
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Location: Bristol UK
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call him ed for example
Let's not call him Ed, for example...
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veteran
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Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom
ok use Matt if that would be better or maybe boris . . . . i dunno
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Schtupping is one of my favorite words.
Yiddish is a great language
My history teacher (on the subject of jews in nazi germany) said yiddish was an insulting term. Ptfff I was going to say to him in class no its not, stupid old man.
He was hot though, he must be approaching his 50's and all the girls used to fancy him, are those old doctors attractive at all doc?
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I guess Dr. Igel is a handsome man. But old for my tastes.
I mean, if I were closer to his age then maybe...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
playing the days away
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Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
perhaps he's bi which means maybe you're looking in the wrong place. If he's not out he's in, but how far in??
Let's relight this forum 
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Schtupping..
Maybe the student is taunting you to make you interested in him..
Is it the Truth?
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Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
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HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Well making me wildly curious will just distract me from the student.
But that would be a bad idea. Although he is cute.
-Mike
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second other than online folk i don't really talk about my sex life or sexuality in public
Why not? its fun.. and confuses strangers..
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Location: Central New Jersey, USA
I talk about my sex life all the time, it's surprising how open some people are about some really kinky weird stuff they do once you start on the subject.
Anyway, I'm voting on the one who's never been seen with a girl. The one who claims to have a girlfriend seems too... boring. And I base my hypothesis entirley on the fact that it's cuter that way.
Anyway, I wanna know how this turns out.
Don't mind me, just passing through.
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Does the med student seem particularly...moral, to you?
Because after all, it could be one of the married ones, the student might not really care if the person they hooked up with is already taken.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Kitty, I'm with you. The one with a girl, while hot, is... painfully straight.
(By "painfully straight" I mean that he's hot and it hurts me that he's straight.
)Kalen, I don't think the student would have gone with a married one. Besides, the married ones are not good candidates for other reasons. (Like fugliness)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Location: York, England
I still don't think i was talking that loudly....
and i want to know how it turns out too!
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
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ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
shall we lay bets?
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Location: Adelaide, Australia
*watches with interest*
you gossip
you'd be buggered if he's transferred
the one not been seen with a girl, i think.
though.. there's always the hot advisor.. which would make things more interesting..
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Written by: Doc Lightning
Besides, the married ones are not good candidates for other reasons. (Like fugliness)
Maybe this guy is into fugliness. pmsl
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
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shall we lay bets?
Or shall we lay med students?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Will rubber gloves be involved...?
Or perhaps the table used in gross anatomy lessons
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Go into work wearing Glow, all the gay men will comment (or be wearing the same fragrence lol)
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