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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
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Posted:So at work in my program there are two openly gay doctors. I'm one of them (duh) and the other is my friend, Alexie.

So I was talking to a medical student and he told me that he'd hooked up with a pediatric doc from our hospital. I said "well, it wasn't me...so it must have been Alexie."

"Nope. Someone else. He's in the closet."

eek confused umm confused2 excl shrug

so Alexie and I are working on figuring this one out.

So far I've eliminated all but one of the attendings because all but one are either 1) female 2) married 3) entirely too old. I'm seriously hoping it's the one remaining attending candidate because he's HOT. He's also my advisor, so that makes him firmly off-limits, but a boy can fantasize...

Of the residents, I know of only one who is male and hasn't ever been public seen with a girlfriend/wife. I think. There's a second candidate who says he has a girlfriend...but nobody's ever met her. Then again, it's totally reasonable because we haven't had that many social functions that he's been at where his girlfriend would be, and I don't think he's gay.

Anyway, what Alexie and I are doing is COMPLETELY unethical because whoever it is clearly wants to remain unknown.

But come ON... Curiosity is a human trait! biggrin


-Mike )'(
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alicewonderland
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Posted:LOL that is soo funny I love work gossip/drama its soo fun:) I want to know who it is and I dont even know any of them lol:)

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Rozi
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Posted:rolleyes You are such a gossip. Respect the poor boy's privacy. He may not even be in the closet, he just may not be discussing his sex life at work.

You are a little terror, Dr Lightning. wink


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ducky2108
ducky2108

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Posted:Written by: Doc Lightning

So far I've eliminated all but one of the attendings because all but one are either 1) female 2) married 3) entirely too old. I'm seriously hoping it's the one remaining attending candidate because he's HOT. He's also my advisor, so that makes him firmly off-limits, but a boy can fantasize...




With reference to point three, is there a cut off age for being gay. Why wasn't I told. How may more years have I got left. Argh

*has crisis*


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DrBoo
DrBoo

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Posted:ditto
Written by: Doc Lightning

So far I've eliminated all but one of the attendings because all but one are either 1) female 2) married 3) entirely too old




Lol! At what age will your gay run out Doc?!
biggrin


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

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Posted:Written by: DrBoo


Lol! At what age will your gay run out Doc?!
biggrin



Well I don't suppose a 24-year-old medical student is going to be schtupping with some 50-year-old, do you? I mean...it's possible, but not likely. Given this student's tastes...


-Mike )'(
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faith enfire
faith enfire

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Posted:Written by: Rozi

rolleyes You are such a gossip. Respect the poor boy's privacy. He may not even be in the closet, he just may not be discussing his sex life at work.

You are a little terror, Dr Lightning. wink



first having a girlfriend or wife does not eliminate them, some people are bi or that far in the closet

second other than online folk i don't really talk about my sex life or sexuality in public biggrin ubblol


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Domino
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Posted:Written by: Doc Lightning

Well I don't suppose a 24-year-old medical student is going to be schtupping with some 50-year-old, do you?




ubblol Schtupping. Great word. ubblol


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Matty_B
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Posted:Well if you want to be devious, and I am guessing you are....

Why not try mentioning the name of the med student that had the good night, around the potentials and see whether they react in anyway....

call him ed for example " Hey I heard ed hooked up with some awesome guy on the weekend" and see if they flinch or just carry on as if nothing had happened.....


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

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Posted:Schtupping is one of my favorite words.

Yiddish is a great language. ubblol

Oh, apparently my candidate had been engaged to a woman before. Almost married.

My question: "So why did it break off?" ubbrollsmile


-Mike )'(
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Tom_Shill
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Posted:Never heard schtupping before, although 'tupping' is used in Othello, awesome word! More on topic, if IT broke off I doubt our friend ed would have had much fun wink

Will those capable of telekinesis please raise my hand?

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

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Posted:Matty, you're evil.

Brilliant, yes.

But evil. biggrin


-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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animatEd
animatEd

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Posted:Written by: Matty B

call him ed for example



Let's not call him Ed, for example... eek

wink


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Matty_B
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Posted:ubblol ok use Matt if that would be better wink ubbrollsmile



or maybe boris . . . . i dunno

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Igirisujin
Igirisujin

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Posted:Written by:
Schtupping is one of my favorite words.

Yiddish is a great language ubblol.



My history teacher (on the subject of jews in nazi germany) said yiddish was an insulting term. Ptfff I was going to say to him in class no its not, stupid old man.

He was hot though, he must be approaching his 50's and all the girls used to fancy him, are those old doctors attractive at all doc?


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

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Posted:I guess Dr. Igel is a handsome man. But old for my tastes.

I mean, if I were closer to his age then maybe...


-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dunc
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Posted:perhaps he's bi which means maybe you're looking in the wrong place. If he's not out he's in, but how far in?? wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Gnor
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Posted:Schtupping.. ubbloco

Maybe the student is taunting you to make you interested in him.. wink


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

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Posted:Well making me wildly curious will just distract me from the student.

But that would be a bad idea. Although he is cute.


-Mike )'(
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Kyrian
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Posted:ubblol

spank

beerchug


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Dreamin is still how the strong survive

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wonderloey
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Posted:Written by: faithinfire

second other than online folk i don't really talk about my sex life or sexuality in public biggrin ubblol



Why not? its fun.. and confuses strangers.. ubblol


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JayKitty
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Posted:I talk about my sex life all the time, it's surprising how open some people are about some really kinky weird stuff they do once you start on the subject.

Anyway, I'm voting on the one who's never been seen with a girl. The one who claims to have a girlfriend seems too... boring. And I base my hypothesis entirley on the fact that it's cuter that way.

Anyway, I wanna know how this turns out.


Don't mind me, just passing through.

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LahuKalen
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Posted:Does the med student seem particularly...moral, to you?

Because after all, it could be one of the married ones, the student might not really care if the person they hooked up with is already taken.


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

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Posted:Kitty, I'm with you. The one with a girl, while hot, is... painfully straight.

(By "painfully straight" I mean that he's hot and it hurts me that he's straight. wink )

Kalen, I don't think the student would have gone with a married one. Besides, the married ones are not good candidates for other reasons. (Like fugliness)


-Mike )'(
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Kyrian
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Posted:I still don't think i was talking that loudly....

and i want to know how it turns out too!


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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

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Posted:shall we lay bets? wink

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Adya Miriyana
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Posted:*watches with interest*

you gossip rolleyes

you'd be buggered if he's transferred ubblol

the one not been seen with a girl, i think.

though.. there's always the hot advisor.. which would make things more interesting.. biggrin


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LahuKalen
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Posted:Written by: Doc Lightning

Besides, the married ones are not good candidates for other reasons. (Like fugliness)



Maybe this guy is into fugliness. pmsl


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

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Posted:Written by: Dentrassi

shall we lay bets? wink



Or shall we lay med students? devil


-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Will rubber gloves be involved...?



Or perhaps the table used in gross anatomy lessons


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Igirisujin
Igirisujin

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Posted:Go into work wearing Glow, all the gay men will comment (or be wearing the same fragrence lol)

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