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Domino
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Posted:Right....



Disclaimer - I'm a tad (ha) worse for drink than usual which has made me shorter of temperament than usual.



Tonight, not for the first time, I've been asked "Are you gay?" for being more eloquent/intelligent(?) than those around me.



I won't deny it, when I'm asked something like this or when I feel that someone's "predijouses" [[ I have no idea on the spelling of this - beliefs based on sterotypes]] merits it I will pretend to be more "gay" than I actually am.



But still, it makes me wonder. Are homosexual men (I can't really apply this to women) more elloquent that average? Or is that you women expect us heterosexual men to communicate in grunts and arm motions?



I'm not .. no, yes, I *am* offended, not because some one is questioning my sexuality but because someone is questioning my sexuality BECAUSE OF THE WORDING I CHOOSE TO USE.



So, as ineloquently as I can put this, with added arm motions, WHAT THE censored IS GOING ON? Why is it that when I use more syllables than expected or (heaven forbid,) logic my sexuality is in question?







Just to clarify, I have a girlie friend that I love dearly and, as far as I can tell, understands me (or is at least willing to listen and learn) so this is by no means a rant against the female race as a whole, just that section of it that I keep seeming to run into. Neither is this any kind of anti-homosexual thing. Maybe I'm a "Masculinist" but I object, just a tad, to this idea that heterosexual men are nothing but sperm donors/toys/objects of amusement that seems to be so prevalent in the (at least British) media these days.



Further disclaimer - Yes I'm angry. Yes I'm drunk. Apologies or further explanations may appear tomorrow.


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L0s3r_r@v3r
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Posted:lol well i'm gay.. and i'm like every other straight man.. untill i wana be like the steriotypicaly gay man.. but that's just for kicks and giggles

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Rozi
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Posted:I met a very cool guy the other day. He is tall red-headed semi-goth with very long hair. He has a tendency to wear entirely black, plus a big black hat, and he speaks very quietly and eloquently.



People usually ask him first whether he is jewish, then when he says no ask whether he is gay.



It makes no sense whatsoever. Just like the quiet unassuming friend of mine who keeps getting asked whether he is a karate expert. People just have a picture in mind based on dress, speech patterns, intelligence, whatever.



We all use these stereotypes to a certain extent. But it truly reflects on the intelligence of the speaker when they are not able to evaluate whether those stereotypes have any truth to them.



Ignore it, hun. Its their prejudice, and their problem. Who cares if they think you are gay? Its not an insult, and you are not trying to bed them. And at least you know for sure that they think you are smart wink


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The Misguided Oracle
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Posted:at least you don't get groped by a gay men then get asked if you're gay

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fNi
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Posted:as kyrian, can attest, i've been checked out when we were walking.... and it wasn't even the village (in NYC)

in fact, in a class 2 years ago, one of the flamboyantly gay types was, between my mates and myself, we're pretty sure trying to hit on me and another of my friends in the class...

why?!?!

in the case in point, from last week, i'm fairly certain i wasn't being eloquent...maybe (for you) its just that whoever asked thought you were cute shrug


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Sethis
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Posted:Never been called gay for being eloquent... but I have been called gay for my hair umm

Not sure how you would work out that someone is gay from the way they talk... I mean, even the stereotype of gay talking is just how the Southerners converse tongue wink ubbangel


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Domino
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Posted:'Twas a girl that asked. rolleyes



I didn't take it as insult, it's just one of those moments where you smack your forehead and wonder about the kind of person you're dealing with.



- - Dominio has been visited by the hangover fairy this morning - -





Edit: Possibly should have made it more obvious in the first post that it was a girl...

EDITED_BY: Domino (1140872306)


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jo_rhymes
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Posted:When i had short hair people werent sure whether i was a boy or girl! hahaha

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Posted:they still aren't jo hehe tongue

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:when i am out with my gay friend we are frequently called "girls" or "ladies". needless to say, Ian gets insanely mad and I generally have to hold him back from saying mean things to the unaware but offending person.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

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Posted:i've been chatted up a few times by guys ( waits for asena to say something about this)

i find it hard to decline their offers with out being offencive. it's only happened twice but looking back on it is pretty funny because i was so drunk at the time i have no idea what i saidubblol


well i didn't end up with a black eye or 5 tucked behind my ear (old joke about wine) so it could'nt of been too bad biggrin


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polythene


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Posted:Heehee, always entertaining to read drunken rants biggrin

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Posted:wave i have a habit of being attracted to gay men before i work out that they're gay, umm so i have, on occasion, asked someone i was developing a crush on because it happen more often than not!!! redface maybe it was just a case of that?

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Asena
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Posted:Written by: The Misguided Oracle

at least you don't get groped by a gay man then get asked if you're gay



Sounds like my method redface


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The Misguided Oracle
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Posted:well, Asena. if i ever meet you, promise that you won't grope me ok smile

dammit, why can't i get cute girls groping me instead :P hahahaah


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Elzibelles
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Posted:I agree that there does seem to be a general censensus that the more eloquent, intellingent, polite and sensitive a guy is the more someone would assume he's gay. This has happened a number of times to my boyfriend and I even thought he might be gay when I first met him because of his eloquence, intelligence etc... (Obviously I have now firmly established that he's not.)

Is this not more a reflection on straight men and the way they treat women (as it does appear to be women who jump to the conclusion that intelligent and nice = gay). Perhaps women are so used to dealing with neandathols who eat their own toe nails, speak in grunts and fart after sex that meeting a nice, brainy, well spoken and gentle guy leads them to the natural conclusion that he must be playing for the other team.

Anyway, stereotypes don't work. I know a lesbian who is the most pretty, feminine and sweet girl you'll ever meet. Not a doc martin or pair of dungerees in sight. You just can't make assumptions about people based on their mannerisms anymore. Maybe we should start wearing badges or something. ubblove


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Doc Lightning
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Posted:Domino, I don't get it at all...

But maybe it's "wishdar." You're cute. Maybe someone HOPES you're gay? *wiggles eyebrows*

(Yes, leave it to Lightning to manage to hit on someone during a serious conversation biggrin )


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Asena
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Posted:And you hit on him? *jealous*

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Patriarch917
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Posted:Written by: Rozi


People usually ask him first whether he is jewish, then when he says no ask whether he is gay.




I get asked whether I am Jewish all the time. I also get called gay all the time (mostly on video game forums).


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Igirisujin
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Posted:lol patriarch

Well Domino in my experiance, all the staight people I know are simply afraird to be too elaquent in public so they play down there inteligence and use as few words as they can (within reason). Words/phrases like 'heaven forbid' scare them. the camp-gay people I know use words like 'heaven forbid' alot. I suppose its something that other people have noticed and its stuck as a sterio type.


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Sethis
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Posted:You mean if I'm this:

Written by: Elzibelles

nice, brainy, well spoken and gentle guy




Then I can't do this?

Written by: Elzibelles

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Damn. Trust me to get it wrong... tongue ubblol ubblol


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psy
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Posted:^^ haha

people seem to have to classify people, judge them and put them into categories

i hate being asked if straight or gay..because i havn't actually classified myself as either..
i cant walk through the city holding hands with one of my 'girl' - friends without having lesbian comments thrown our way
*sigh*


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Domino
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Posted:*Saucy wink towards Lightning*

Seriously though, this time it was a girl that asked me in an accusatory tone. When I asked what made her think that I might be she (through grunts and arm motions) said it was something to do with the way I talk...


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Igirisujin
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Posted:lol dont fight it, embrace the gay side ubbrollsmile

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Posted:Written by: jo_rhymes

When i had short hair people werent sure whether i was a boy or girl! hahaha



Jo, I just had a look at your photo gallery, and !?!?!? Was it mainly blind people who were unsure?

.... or, are you the one with the beard in the 'me and sym' photo? ubblol


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misscorinthian
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Posted:I think questions like this are really rude and actually quite offensive. Most of the time (in my experience) they are not asked by someone being curious (and why is it anyones business anyway??) but by someone saying it in an accusatory tone as Domino said. I feel they are basically saying "are you gay?- or just rather camp/feminine/polite etc.?"

It's like saying to someone, "are you pregnant or just fat?"

When I was at school I was continually asked "are you anorexic?" basically because I was a bit skinny. I found it really upsetting. Why do people feel the need to ask these questions? What do they gain out of it- satisfaction of their curiosity, but at risk of really offending someone?

(Off topic) On the sexuality thing, why does everybody have to be labelled and slotted into some sort of pigeon hole? In the media I see stuff all the time like "Sarah is a 32 year old lesbian from York" when the persons sexuality has nothing to do with anything....they would never put "Sarah is a 32 year old heterosexual from York". There you go, I have found a link- I blame the media, for constantly stating peoples sexuality, therefore people feel the need to know....maybe??

I'm going to go sit in a darkened room now and practice deep breathing.......


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Posted:ugh, it's just all about generalisations which are a very dangerous thing.

i know gay men that are partucularly eloquent (er, try oscar wild). i also know one in particular who is a total moron, and couldn't string 2 words together.

it's a stereotype that straight men grunt, just like they don' feel emotions and can't cook. what a big fat load of rubbish basically. people are people, they are all different and anyone who tells you that you have to be something, anything, can just go stick their head in a pig.

so there. smile


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Mr_Chutney
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Posted:This is where that terribly post modern expression of the 'metrosexual' man comes to mind.

Incidentally, I am often asked/ accused of being gay. Aside from the having sex with men, I usually take the other inferences as complimentary smile


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Asena
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Posted:Written by: misscorinthian

I think questions like this are really rude and actually quite offensive.



I guess its only offensive if your not gay... cos people ask me and the reply is... you only just noticed?! I never get offended by it, unless they follow it up with some abuse... ubblol


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Posted:i think the offence is not in the question 'are you gay', but in the assumption that a straight guy could never be as eloquent/arty/well dressed/in touch with their feelings etc etc as a gay guy is.

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misscorinthian
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Posted:The offense is not in what you are being accused of, but the way you are being accused and the fact that these are personal issues.

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