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Login/Join to ParticipateWhat a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Thats right, someone mentioned the X-men in the "madonna act your age" thread. And it got me thinking... If you were a mutant, and were part of the X-men, what would your ability be?
I'm gonna start with the ability to move at phenomanl speeds, so I could run up and wedgie my opponents without them realising.
Oh and I must admit, I havent searched
so I hope something like this hasn't been done already 
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Written by: Neon_Fowl_in_Marinade
You want a bitch? How can you argue with White Queen/Emma Frost
Well, she's obviously a bit annoyed that while the other women get costumes that, while skintight, still cover them up. It probably gets a bit nippy in that thing
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Nah, she loves showing skin. This is her covered up...
She's probably annoyed with people asking if she is cold and if she is, why do they have nowhere to hang their coats...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
I guess I'm just not very xmen-like.
Cyclops
50%
Banshee
50%
Nightcrawler
50%
Storm
45%
Iceman
40%
Shadowcat
40%
Archangel
35%
Beast
30%
Jean Grey
30%
Wolverine
30%
Professor X
30%
Rogue
25%
Colossus
15%
I was gonna say 'nightcrawler' also. I guess cyclops always seemed cool.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
181 posts
Location: Derbyshire
Nightcrawler kicks ass!
Also Hawkeyes Shadowcat is pretty cool and hot too. I guess any mutent powers would be cool.
My mutent power would be to talk with naute. I'd be Called 'Druid' and id also have super fast speed so i could call upon my little squirrel friends and bats and what not and attack. Claplunk! Bang! Woop! Kapowww!
Yo-yoist, Staffer and 3 Ball and Club Juggling
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Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Be Magneto and manipulate more or less every single man-made object ever! Also throw people around using their belt-buckles! Fly! The villain has it all
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Those with piercings will have a hell of a time...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Have to be honest.....i tend to be more fond of the bad guys myself....
Of course Doctor Doom is my all time favourite character...
and he looks good in a skirt! hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Yeah, and wasn't he a bit of an abomination in the film version?
(Much like the rest of the film)
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton
Rogue 80%
Wolverine 75%
Jean Grey 70%
Beast 70%
Iceman 70%
Professor X 65%
Shadowcat 60%
Cyclops 55%
Archangel 55%
Banshee 50%
Storm 50%
Colossus 40%
Nightcrawler 35%
Nearly Wolverine but not quite
Some men see things and say why....
I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?
Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA 
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
A little bit of a giggle before the film comes out...
You've probably seen this before but hey...
Not at all available on any DVD...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa
Nightcrawler with 90%, yeah I like nightcrawler!
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
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old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
My top scores:
Beast - 75%
Shadowcat- 55%
Storm - 55%
Nightcrawler - 55%
Shadowcat's the one I most identify with though, walk through walls, ninja skills, sleeping with Peter
.Poi and superheroes...this thread makes me so happy.
It opens here in the States on Friday; I already got tix for me & my friends. We're going in superhero outfits.
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wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA
nightcrawler
cool
Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Seen the film, its ok. Make sure you sit through the credits tho. There is a 10 second clip at the very end.
Plus it was the perfect revision right before exams. Immunology, pharmaceutical science and molecular biology all in one!
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom
not sure about the clip at the end....its not exactly essential to the story....and to be honest about 95% of the people in the cinema didt know or just didt care....
very good film!
Go see it! Now!
o and umm i would love to be able to fly!
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Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Some of the things in the film I thought was major cop-out.
That said, it was a superior film, I just prefer X2 instead. There are some distinct problems with X3 in terms of cinematic-ness.
Regardless, if you liked X1 and X2 then you should like X3 as well. Go see!
(I didn't see the clip at the end, what happens?)
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
PM'd you so I dont upset the masses
Member
232 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Apocalypse, if I get the alien technology upgrades as well.
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