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It's what no-one was expecting or has even been waiting for, it's....
(PARTLY) NEW EXCLUSIVE BURNT TOAST (WHO?!) MATERIAL!
One of these videos contains one of Burnt Toast's finest hours. One of them is new. The other is a year old because I was waiting for footage that Strugz 'filed' somewhere temporarily which he never found again and so in the end gave up and went with what I could have done ages ago. One of these videos features Durbs. One of these videos features the rest of Burnt Toast. For one of the videos, the cameraman was so wasted he could only hold the camera straight and focus for about 10 seconds at a time. It's not the one you think. One of these videos features cows.
* At this point I should maybe mention that, despite what our cameraman might get up to, no member of Burnt Toast would ever spin fire drunk or drugs, especially when performing as that would be stupid, unprofessional and irresponsible. *
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett