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Login/Join to ParticipateMumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
saw this on a friends page and thought Id share...
not something I want Taj to play with!
can you believe this?!? reckon its the product of a disgruntled worker?
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
:O
I think you might be right. But that's got to be a pretty disgruntled worker to do that!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Okay, it is not good at all that it was released as a toy. That is not a good surprise for a kid and it isn't funny that a child found it.
But I do find the idea of an evil elmo amusing.
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
shocking but quite funny at the same time
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
funny for us, potentially bad for children
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
663 posts
Location: Glasgow
made me smile on possibly the most unlucky day of my life!
Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't
the floor is a sea of tigers...
404 posts
ah, reminds me of those hacked furbies. great fun those things were
135 posts
Location: On the edge of sunrise and sunset
i laughed pretty good when i saw that story
i have to agree with Rozi.....good for us, bad for ths kiddies.
Legal and illegal are a point of view. All that matters is morality.
If there's a shadow in your life, then there is also sunshine. Perception is everything.
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
More than likely the speech is just intelligible, I remember there was a thing about a smurf doll with a gruff voice, "I want a fork,"...
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
1,189 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Kid deal with that sort of thing surprisingly well. It's the parents who go off the rocker.
According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA
hmmm...*reminds herself to doubly never get any of that evil elmo [censored] for michelle*
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
lol I wanan hear it, is it in the elmo voice?
Reminds me of the story of the transexual barbies, femanists broke into a store ora factory and replaced the barbie voices with GI Joes ones lol.
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'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
" is it in the elmo voice?" No.. its Joe 90
What made me laugh sooo much more was this one
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA
I can't imagine a disgruntled emplyee talking like that, hehe. The iPod one was funny too.
Don't mind me, just passing through.
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
okay so i laught heartily at that ... sorry.
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
237 posts
Sounds like a rip off of 'Tickle me Helmo' from Johnny The Homocidal Maniac (by Jhonen Vasquez) to me.
Tickle me Helmo commits suicide 28 (give or take) different ways.
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand
a few years back my brothers flatmate had a poster of
shoot-me-up elmo
"elmo shakes and convulses when you shoot him full of heroin"
with a lovely photo of elmo shaking and convulsing, a needle hanging outta his cubital fossa.
those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
not an excuse for a bad day at work..
interesting ipod..
stranger
8 posts
Location: USA
Elmo IS evil!
He's been trying to murder me sicne I could walk...his fur is only so red from the blood of helpless children!
I sleep with one eye open, you twisted, twisted thing. >_>
..a little bit of back story into this deep terror lodged into my psyche.
One of my dad's friend, apparantly, used to attack me with a giant Elmo plushie for fun....apparantly a screaming child is fun. I've been terrified of him since.
I only found out the true cause recently, and I'm still deathly afraid of anything Elmo, even though I know that it was just my dad's friend being a male organ.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
compared to being a pianist?
1,189 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Silly people. Everyone knows Bert is evil, not Elmo.
According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...
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