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Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 25th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6391
Posted:saw this on a friends page and thought Id share...
not something I want Taj to play with!

can you believe this?!? reckon its the product of a disgruntled worker? frown

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215

I think you might be right. But that's got to be a pretty disgruntled worker to do that!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:eek ubblol

Okay, it is not good at all that it was released as a toy. That is not a good surprise for a kid and it isn't funny that a child found it.

But I do find the idea of an evil elmo amusing.

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:shocking but quite funny at the same time

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:funny for us, potentially bad for children

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Location: Glasgow
Member Since: 25th Jul 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile

made me smile on possibly the most unlucky day of my life!

Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't

The Misguided Oracle
The Misguided Oracle

the floor is a sea of tigers...
Location: Brisvegas
Member Since: 31st Aug 2005
Total posts: 404
Posted:ah, reminds me of those hacked furbies. great fun those things were wink

"My body is a well tuned machine... It just needs a competent driver." - ?


Dealing in Perception & Probability
Location: On the edge of sunrise and sun...
Member Since: 30th Dec 2005
Total posts: 135
Posted:i laughed pretty good when i saw that story ubblol

i have to agree with Rozi.....good for us, bad for ths kiddies.

Legal and illegal are a point of view. All that matters is morality.

If there's a shadow in your life, then there is also sunshine. Perception is everything.

UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 757
Posted:More than likely the speech is just intelligible, I remember there was a thing about a smurf doll with a gruff voice, "I want a fork,"...

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.


Scientist of Fortune
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 15th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1189
Posted:Kid deal with that sort of thing surprisingly well. It's the parents who go off the rocker.

According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...


Redneck Woman
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw
Member Since: 27th Oct 2004
Total posts: 566
Posted:hmmm...*reminds herself to doubly never get any of that evil elmo [censored] for michelle*

Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 2666
Posted:lol I wanan hear it, is it in the elmo voice?

Reminds me of the story of the transexual barbies, femanists broke into a store ora factory and replaced the barbie voices with GI Joes ones lol.

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:" is it in the elmo voice?" No.. its Joe 90 wink

What made me laugh sooo much more was this one ubblol


Mission: Ignition
Location: Central New Jersey
Member Since: 7th Nov 2004
Total posts: 534
Posted:I can't imagine a disgruntled emplyee talking like that, hehe. The iPod one was funny too.

Don't mind me, just passing through.


(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
Location: sitting on the step
Member Since: 15th Apr 2003
Total posts: 2568
Posted:okay so i laught heartily at that ... sorry.

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*



Member Since: 29th Apr 2001
Total posts: 237
Posted:Sounds like a rip off of 'Tickle me Helmo' from Johnny The Homocidal Maniac (by Jhonen Vasquez) to me.

Tickle me Helmo commits suicide 28 (give or take) different ways.

shen shui
shen shui

no excuses. no apologies.
Location: aotearoa
Member Since: 4th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1799
Posted:a few years back my brothers flatmate had a poster of

shoot-me-up elmo

"elmo shakes and convulses when you shoot him full of heroin"

with a lovely photo of elmo shaking and convulsing, a needle hanging outta his cubital fossa.

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.

Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:not an excuse for a bad day at work..

interesting ipod.. ubblol


Member Since: 3rd Jan 2006
Total posts: 8
Posted:Elmo IS evil!
He's been trying to murder me sicne I could walk...his fur is only so red from the blood of helpless children!

I sleep with one eye open, you twisted, twisted thing. >_>

..a little bit of back story into this deep terror lodged into my psyche.
One of my dad's friend, apparantly, used to attack me with a giant Elmo plushie for fun....apparantly a screaming child is fun. I've been terrified of him since.
I only found out the true cause recently, and I'm still deathly afraid of anything Elmo, even though I know that it was just my dad's friend being a male organ. redface


Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:compared to being a pianist?


Scientist of Fortune
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 15th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1189
Posted:Silly people. Everyone knows Bert is evil, not Elmo.

According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...