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SpArKiE


SpArKiE

*shiny shiny*
Location: Townsville, QLD, Aust.

Total posts: 218
Posted:Poke The Penguin

go on do it... u know u wanna!

(note: it has 3 different attacks... and u have to poke it more than once to piss it off )

Merry Xmas HOP! i just gave u another interesting waste of time silly game thing... enjoy! hehe.

[ 13. December 2002, 00:28: Message edited by: SpArKiE ]


And wherever you've gone and wherever we might go. It don't seem fair. Today just disappeared.

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_Stix_


_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:I got splatted by a very angry penguin!!

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:

I made it explode!!!!


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

Total posts: 7330
Posted:i got shot.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Paddy


back from the dead...sort of
Location: 4341'N 7938'W

Total posts: 884
Posted:Awwwwwww, it's a cwute widdle penguin, isn't it? Hewo dere, widdle penguin! Aren't you cwute? Oh yes you are, you are, widdle penguin! Oh look at that cwute widdle white bewwy of yours! I'm just gonna give it a widdle poke, yes I am, oh you're so...

WHUMP

AHHHHHH~!!!!! What the f***?!? This f***ing penguin just crushed my f***ing hand with a f***ing mallet!! What the f*** is wrong with you, you stupid f***ing penguin?!? For the love of god, get the f***ing mallet off my f***ing fingers!! Oh, the pain, the pain!!


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Malcolm
SAPPHIRE Member since Nov 2003

Malcolm

HOP admin
Location: New Zealand

Total posts: 1024
Posted:That's a good lesson to learn in life
"Never poke a penguin"


May your balls always burn

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:...or a tiger, lion, hippo, snake, venomous spider, fastly rotating blade, girlfriend, Harpy, chainsaw or porcupine.

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:^-----Hmmmmm, life lesson, don't poke your girlfriend, I am not totally sure about this one Durbs.

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:It only has three tricks. It blows up, shoots your hand, or whips out this huge-@$$ ginormous mallet and...

Hmm....I wonder if this isn't a money-making scheme that some hand-surgeon came up with!

Still, first computer game I've ever seen that fights back!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:With your finger Rozi...with your finger...

I found that if you just sit next to them and poke the same spot repeatdley without stoppping and for no reason they get very grumpy.
Odd that...


Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Also, while it may be OK to poke your girlfriend, poking girlfriends in general (i.e. other people's) is probably not such a swift idea.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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PK_
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

PK_

Lambretta Fanatic
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 4993
Posted:some one poked me
so i changed my name


PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:*bump*

hee hee! penguins!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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say_cheese
SILVER Member since Nov 2005

say_cheese

Brown
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 288
Posted:poking someone a day, keep the penguins awayl

*goes off in search of someone to poke*


Official Nutella Fan Club

Go Nutella!

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Just_Another_Clown


Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London

Total posts: 965
Posted:If this only happened everytime you poked someone.

*contious poking of my annoying brother resulting in an explosion*


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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thegreatBJ


Woman! Not gay Man!
Location: Hull...ish

Total posts: 332
Posted:I did it lots of times and got everythinged!

I love that if you get shot the hand still twiches if you click!

and i love the poking noise!


I AM NOT A GAY MAN!

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