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icklepurklegirl
icklepurklegirl

member
Location: manchester, uk
Member Since: 29th Oct 2005
Total posts: 116
Posted:The Singles Club(cos licking monkey balls is better than a relationship)

Manifesto

1) We, the members of the Singles Club, are a group of elite SINGLE* people. We do not need partners to define ourselves or make our lives worthwhile.

2) We shall strive at all times to support all other members of the Singles Club, and other Single people, be they members or non-members, in the quest to have a fulfilling life without resorting to having an 'other half'

3) We shall also strive to support any member who feels unhappy because of previous partners, and remind them how much more fulfilling life is without someone to pester you all the time, eat your special ice cream, to take up all the bedsheets..etc. Now we can eat curry in bed whilst doing a back flip and flirting with Donald Duck. If we want.

4) We shall at all times laugh at couples publicly displaying affection, even if it is only amongst ourselves. And unless its a wedding. Weddings are different. Bonus points for any Singles Club member who moons a wedding.

5) The Singles Club challenge shall be a weekly challenge as organised by the committee. Any member who completes the challenge shall be awarded a prize.

6) The Singles Club Ninja identity is not to be revealed upon pain of.....carrot insertion! And also exclusion from the club. Which is much worse.

7) You shall be excluded from the Singles Club upon attachment to a mate. Whilst contact may be kept with all members, coming to Single Club events, ESPECIALLY if you bring said partner, is strictly prohibited.

8)The Singles Club will provide a regular meeting ground and group outing every week, its aim is not to keep people single or to find them partners but simply to have FUN!

9)Blatant whoredom is encouraged, as is celibacy. We have the right and power to try anything once, with anyone, especially if it causes comedy at the expense of couples. We are not here to try and break couples up. Unless the entire singles Club and all its members believes that the couple in question is evil and should be destroyed.

10) The tenth rule of singles club is you do not talk about singles club. To couples. Or to the uninitiated. We are ELITE remember? Like those secret societies you had as kids with the special handshake? That's us. Only cooler.

*Single: Having no relationship that could be construed as boyfriend/girlfriend. Having no regular intercourse with the same partner, individual situations to be considered by the committee


If you want an official commitee position, sign up now! We especially need a chief tart (i'm president, by the way wink)


-spinnin' to the rhythm of the new world order-


shoshanah
shoshanah

enthusiast
Location: london
Member Since: 3rd Nov 2005
Total posts: 232
Posted:and yes i am happy to be single for a wile but i am happy for anyone who is happy with a partner as i hope to one day be.

life is what you make it and what you want it to be


Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Written by: Mr Majestik

how is being single crap?



The lack of meaningful sex?

I dunno... just plucking at straws here... tongue


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:Plucking at pretty good straws FRD, plus just the lack of it in the first place, let alone meaningful ubblol


Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Well, there's non-meaningfull sex in a single sense... one night stands etc.

But for some reason, that stuff doesn't appeal to me. Or not yet anyways ubbangel


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


BlueSeaDreamer89
Member
Location: Chicago
Member Since: 6th May 2005
Total posts: 11
Posted:any chicago singles?......jk jk
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nvm...... hug


Boredom is a powerful incentive........


Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog

But for some reason, that stuff doesn't appeal to me. Or not yet anyways ubbangel



ubblol I used to think like that, then one of my mates corrupted me, all down hill since then biggrin ubbangel



Rozi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog

Well, there's non-meaningfull sex in a single sense... one night stands etc.





But why does the only "meaningful" sex have to occur in a relationship? And can't a one night stand mean a lot?

There may be a lot of reasons why you may not sleep with a person a second time (leaving town, one of you is dying wink, you love each other dearly but would be absolutely destructive to one another if you were in a relationship). Sometime that can make it even more meaningful.

Sometimes the meaning can be "wow, you are an absolutely amazing sexy person". And sometimes the meaning can be more about the act than the person. Why are these "lesser" meanings?

I can proudly state that I have never had meaningless sex in my life wink And most of my partners would be very very glad to know that whatever time we were together it meant a hell of a lot to me.

ubblove


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Rozi - you're off topic honey wink

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:Written by: One Wheel Dave
i'd like you to know that not everyone here has failed to appreciate your effort.



~then later on~



To me, the fact that she's a newbie is all the more reason not to be rude.





That man, he talks the truth. smile



Rozi: lockage = thread being locked



then again, I, and lets be honest, a lot of people here, are guilty of C&Ping from other sites ubbangel



Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Nice link Mr Jon biggrin

And way to go for getting the thread back on topic (after all those grumpy discussion types twisted it with their must-grumble personal agendas)
hug


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:so sex is either all meaningful, meaningful if you have a constant partner, or has no meaning and is just an instinct?

i'd say that sex is instinct and generally humanity and instinct, when combined, cause problems. although i'd also definately say that if you can find a good relationship it solves as many problems as not being in a relationship at all, so they're pretty much equal. However a bad relationship, which a lot of people end up in, isnt good for anything.

if that makes any sense...........


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Erm you're in the wrong forum. Social Discussion is down the hall. next to the drinking fountain. When you see all the grizzled faces and grumpy frowns, you're there.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Prehaps I should have dropped a wink in that post somewhere to indicate the "me-not-being-all-that-serious"

I guess its too late now... *sigh*


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:gwash FRD, look what you made me do! i wasted my thinking powerz in a chat thread!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Sethis
Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1762
Posted:Interesting that Icklepurklegirl hasn't been back at all.

confused


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:She's like that at meets too. Only turns up every so often. Makes slightly odd comments and vanishes again...

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:Maybe she found a partner and is too busy ubblol wink

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:SHE FOUND A PARTNER!? does that mean this lil club gets dissolved?


Sethis
Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1762
Posted:No, Asena, Duh.

What's the point of being the head of an organization f you can't be completely hypocritical? wink biggrin ubblol


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:or maybe she was lynched by a fire torch weilding mob of couples eek

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Sethis
Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1762
Posted:Wasn't Me! I swear!!

*hastily throws smouldering torch into the bushes, inadvertently setting them on fire*

Gee, let me go call the Fire service, looks like those bushes have spontaneously combusted!!

*runs off*

biggrin


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:ahhhHHHH!, jumps out of said bush and chases sethis down the road while on fire!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:*slumps down in a corner* I'm single.. and sleepy...


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