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DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol It seems like such an unobvious connetion, but that's never stopped corporations creating demand for their products so have a look at this.

MP3maphone meets survival meets combat......

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What will they think of next! ubbrollsmile

Let's relight this forum ubblove


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
A blade, a nail file and scissors. Is that it?!



That's not a proper swiss army knife at all. what about the saw? and the funny shaped bit? and the other funny shaped bit thats probably for getting stones out of horses hooves? but noooo, obviously a nail file is far more important. Do the Swiss Army really spend all their free time on operations fussing over their cuticles?



it is quite pretty though. And that's very small for a 1gig mp3maphone, innit? (edit - no, it isn't. i just had a missing zero in my head...)
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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
thats kind of silly, i'd rather have them separate. and three tools is hardly a swiss army knife, wheres the can opener?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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MedusaSILVER Member
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
What no corkscrew on it? Bah...not good enough

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PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
I find it a bit scary that someone could walk through security checks with their headphones on and when said metal detector goes off can take their mp3 player out walk through then take it back and be sitting on the plane with a knife

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


shoshanahSILVER Member
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
thats a point is it legal to walk around with that

life is what you make it and what you want it to be


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh my lordy ubblol

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
"I find it a bit scary that someone could walk through security checks with their headphones on and when said metal detector goes off can take their mp3 player out walk through then take it back and be sitting on the plane with a knife"

They almost certainly will not be allowed on planes. smile

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


.:star:.SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: iwantoneofthose.com

Tucked into this slick looking little Swiss Army Knife from Victorinox is a 1 Gig detachable MP3 Player (so you can pop the knife in your luggage and carry the player onto a plane when travelling).



Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton


Posted:
Now a leatherman with a built in iPod.... Then we'd be rocking ;-)

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink


MedusaSILVER Member
veteran
1,433 posts
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Perth, Australia


Posted:
They won't even let nail files onto a plane I hardly think that is going to pass by without raising a few eyebrows...

NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Seems bigger and more expensive than if you just got an MP3 player and the corresponding swiss army knife separately.

You could just crazy glue them together if you really needed them connected.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


{anthrax}BRONZE Member
Look I've changed my title!
209 posts
Location: England


Posted:
but that just wouldnt be cool now would it NYC tongue

anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast


ImbalanceGOLD Member
not different, just not the same
263 posts
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA


Posted:
thats nifty and all, though a bit expensive considering what it is lol.

was looking over that site and i totally need one of these and some of these. I already have one of these and they ARE GREAT FUN. especially if you are not sober and/or have friends who are not sober. And, for those of you who are feeling a little under the weather, put a bit of vicks vaporrub inside on the diaphram and shoot VAPOR Balls at people.

I once learned every move that there was,
Every style, Every technique.
Then I woke up, and forgot it all,
So now I struggle to dream.


NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
i was waiting for the day, they'd combine all the things i want into one so i'd have a super video, mp3 playing, gaming, phoning, tv connecting radio camera that is the size of a pea and can be inserted directly into your brain.... (yes i know phones are getting to be all fancy gadgets like this, but what about the gigabytes, i ask!! i need at least 400 of them....) but i never considered that it might also include a nail file... now i see that i have a glaring hole in my judgement of what an all in one gadget should be, and unless victorinox go that little step further and manage to do all of the above, with a corkscrew function (!), then i see i have some more waiting to do.... y'know of all the possible combinations of gadgets, why a knife and mp3 player? how often do you use both together?

i am starting to reach the point of randomness where this post begins to become completely unconstructive, but before i go...

AIRZOOKA?!? i can't decide if it's a piece of design genius, or complete consumer insanity! biggrin

Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
"...can be inserted directly into your brain.... "

Well, the way things look at the moment, you're going to look bloody silly with a pair of scissors and a nail file poking out of your nose. tongue

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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
silly... or trendy wink with the latest gadgetry! ubblol

Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
i want one!!!

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
yeah, i bet you were jealous when inspector gadget could light up his staff iwht his handy FINGER LIGHTER!!!!! or blow bubbles from his pinky!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley



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