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stroo
SILVER Member since Feb 2003

stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk

Total posts: 799
Posted:Another game thingy im afraid :P Originally sent in a forwarded email but i thought it was quite amusing.

Go to google and type in your name (real name might work better than your HoP name) + 'needs'. For example I would search 'Steph needs', then write down the first line of the first website that appears, if should say something like 'Steph needs a cookie'.

Right my turn first........*searches*....

"Stephanie needs to let the wimp go"


Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Henry Needs a Haircut ...

Fairly accurate I reckon.. biggrin

Man... mine are all fairly mundane. I guess its this stupid name I have...

FRD needs to make a quick decision about using a certain maintenance
product... slightly more interesting I guess... shrug


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:Dunc needs...to get a grip
Dunc needs...to be more civil
Dunc needs...that food, said Cassandra.

And fifth one down I got one that's actually about me from a HoP thread! biggrin
Dunc needs...a coustume like coles too, i bet he'd look very fetching in a pink all in one body suit!

sassy wink



Disturbingly, if those weren't off putting enough, when I put Duncan in I get:

Duncan needs...better lawyers.

Duncan needs...to go to jail

and

Duncan needs.....to die. There's no "reasonable doubt" in anybody's mind

shrug What I do?! frown


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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spooks


spooks

newbie
Location: Leeds

Total posts: 6
Posted:Nicole needs help frown

The second one's not much better!

Nicole needs a boob job eek (I really don't!)


tEa AnD cAkE oR dEaTh?!

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oli
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...

Total posts: 2052
Posted:Oliver needs to be spanked "really, really hard,"
:o


Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:Andrew needs sleep

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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pricklyleaf
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

pricklyleaf

with added berries
Location: Manchester, England (UK)

Total posts: 1365
Posted:NOOOOO!



Holly needs to stop trying to sell her body



but yeh, when I clicked on it it was also someone playing this game.



After that I need a home.



I also need a pollinater.



Very ironically I'm having trouble with my flat, and just split up with the guy I was seeing so both are actually quite accurate!



(But I'm fine by the way). biggrin redface



pricklyleaf needs moderate water, fairly predictable really that one. But then I do drink a lot of water.


Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:ubblol charlie needs a cloak

its a book title, how old fashioned.


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:I need, a bowl of porridge, a cup of tea, a spliff and my bed biggrin

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_FSA_


_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:poor Taya needs a job..

Taya needs to think about her girls' needs...

ubblol


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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jublian
GOLD Member since Nov 2005

jublian

x
Location: Melbourne, ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha,...

Total posts: 108
Posted:Julian needs to polish his social skills

"Quote coming soon..."

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shoshanah
SILVER Member since Nov 2005

shoshanah

enthusiast
Location: london, United Kingdom

Total posts: 232
Posted:Leah needs to shed the pounds and the sooner the better.

last time i looked i was a size 10

Leah needs lots of play, social time with other dogs

lol sounds like my x

Leah Needs Love

im full of love

and befor u wonder shoshanah is my middle name


life is what you make it and what you want it to be

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DrBoo
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 453
Posted:"Boo needs a new object oriented statically typed programming language for the Common Language Infrastructure with a python inspired syntax and a special focus on language and compiler extensibility.

If you want to try boo, read the Getting Started guide."

Hmmmm. umm
Probably good advice. biggrin


Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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Narr


Narr

(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
Location: sitting on the step

Total posts: 2568
Posted:Sophie needs a home


Non-Https Image Link


thats me apparently

Written by:
Breed: American Shorthair
Age: Adult

Sophie is a spayed female in need of a good calm inside home. She is up to date with all of her shots and is not declawed. Sophie was given to me as a present when I was working as a youth minister. She was found as a stray when she was only a tiny kitten.

She loves to play with toy mice and hide them all under the sofa. Vacuuming day is like Christmas for her! She loves to eat, as you can hopefully see by her pic, so she doesn't like to be pick up. She flirts so I'll tell her how beautiful she is and she'll sit on the sofa near me and purr. She likes petting, but only on her own terms. She sleeps with me every night and wakes me up with little licks sometimes.

She never knew other animals existed until I moved in with some friends to save on rent. They have a Chihuahua puppy and an outside cat. After a few days of hissing, she has settled into fun relationships. She plays chase with the puppy (they alternate who is "IT") and catches moths on the opposite side of the sliding glass door with the other cat.

I am going to be returning to college to get my Master's in Divinity and can't take Sophie with me to the dorms. She needs the perfect home.



biggrin


she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 6554
Posted:'Louise needs a juggling trick' ubblol

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mykrme


mykrme

burning from inside
Location: anywhere but here

Total posts: 165
Posted:Susan needs to wear a bra. (OK i confess i really don't wear it right now...)
Zuzana needs...Free Web Counter. (oh. do i?)
SUZIE NEEDS MORE.... - $1 (hayward / castro valley) ... Hi my name is SUZIE, and
I need a new home, you see my human has become very ill and can no longer ...


oh well, thnx for telling me, I guess...?
confused cool


that's YOUR opinion...

from fire were born, to fire we return...

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Firetramp


Firetramp

old hand
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight

Total posts: 896
Posted:Ann needs to get ahold of herself.

Yeah, right, haha...


Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.

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_G_
SILVER Member since May 2005

_G_

enthusiast
Location: Paris, United Kingdom

Total posts: 372
Posted:Michael didn't work so.....

G needs to do in order to complete a single parameter combination execution.

Not entirely sure what I need to do but it sounds damn important eek


You can spend hours playing with minutes!

I have seen the light! ........ It was purple <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Fast, late deliveries!

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simian


simian

110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
Location: London

Total posts: 3149
Posted:Simon needs some smoothing...

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:Tara Needs Sinn Fin supporters for next week

Huh?


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Thumperabbit
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Zebberdy and Jack Daniels
Location: Swansea, south wales

Total posts: 278
Posted:"The car daniel needs"

The only reason i'm scared of little kid's is because I know in ten year's time they'll be mugging me.....

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jemima (jem)
SILVER Member since Dec 2002

jemima (jem)

Pooh-Bah
Location: london, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1750
Posted:JEM needs your feedback to grow and improve! biggrin

Jem needs some wangy guitar added to a track or two

Jem needs her at home but she finds it hard to resist the fame and heads off to meet up with the other women eek
confused ubblol

Jem simply needs time to process what he has learnedmeditate

Oh my, I'm in a game thread help get me out! rolleyes


Never assume
Always Acknowledge

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted:the first two were:
Kyle needs constant repetition and Kyle needs a monkey tongue


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2444
Posted:Helen needs a contingency plan if Marc goes down wink
Helen needs to recharge the batteries at least 4 times a week ubblol ubbangel
When Helen needs to be cool and sassy, she does it with ease clap

ubblol


Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom

Total posts: 6207
Posted:ok ihave

Mech needs a night out too

but worryly just after that i have

mech needs to have enough weapons to dish out a high numerical value

mech needs to be able to fire at least a portion of its weapons continuously.

does this mean im in danger o going postal?


Step (el-nombrie)

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webdaemon
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Member
Location: , USA

Total posts: 40
Posted:Leon Needs Therapy

... woah how did they know...

ANY WAY... back to what i was doing before...

weavesmiley juggle beerchug ubbloco hug censored spank devil mad2 wave

such a pleasant life ^^^


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Sokara
BRONZE Member since Dec 2005

Sokara

newbie
Location: Arizona, USA

Total posts: 21
Posted:I had to use my nick name...


Ren needs help!

Ren needs a home that would do a lot of pampering and give lots of attention.

Ren needs to pick a fruit from a protected tree, and so she spray paints a nearby security camera and then snatches the fruit while the police are temporarily blind.

Ren needs to use him to make money

Ren needs to continue to deny him his favorite spots and force him away from the basket.

Ren needs an absolute stellar performance to become present in everyone's mind again.

Ren needs to look bitter and like he's ready to rob you. He is the pinaccle of masculinity.


I'm the pinnacle of masculinity? Wow!

This was too funny. biggrin


Love is the prerogative of the brave.

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:Had to try this with my nickname...

Taz needs a balanced diet in order to be his healthiest
Taz needs to be wrestling
Taz himself needs no introduction of course (too true)
Taz needs to be the only cat in the home and enjoys nothing more than a cuddle

If only they knew I was a girl...


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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_G_
SILVER Member since May 2005

_G_

enthusiast
Location: Paris, United Kingdom

Total posts: 372
Posted:Michael needs photographs of both sides of the animal, in different positions.....
....slightly worrying....


You can spend hours playing with minutes!

I have seen the light! ........ It was purple <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Fast, late deliveries!

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Gayle......!
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2444
Posted:Gayle needs your full attention and doesn't want you to be distracted

ohhh, I'm a psychic!


Gayle.....!

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awaken
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

awaken

The Evil Pixie (apparently)
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 716
Posted:Pip needs other sheepie babies to play with!!! I can't wait to see which one she comes home with Dancing Banana....

??? hmmm yep sounds like me......


rock hopping, hop-scotching, pippy pocky stocking - Sureau - wink thanks Jen! biggrin

Ry: I can't hear you. I'm listening to The Spice Girls.

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