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strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
Another game thingy im afraid :P Originally sent in a forwarded email but i thought it was quite amusing.

Go to google and type in your name (real name might work better than your HoP name) + 'needs'. For example I would search 'Steph needs', then write down the first line of the first website that appears, if should say something like 'Steph needs a cookie'.

Right my turn first........*searches*....

"Stephanie needs to let the wimp go"

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


IgirisujinSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom


Posted:
Joseph needs YOU!





Im a homeless cat in a shelter, and apparently im also 'a loving and affectionate cat with a loud purr that is easily turned on'



lol yeah thats right


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Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?


TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:
'Rory needs help' biggrin

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


the_poierSILVER Member
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england


Posted:
Jack needs a girlfriend. lolsign

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Henry needs another month to recover biggrin

Sounds about right... smile

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


SunnySammySILVER Member
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom


Posted:
Sam needs YOU to speak korean!

smile

sunny
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. wink


nonenonenoneSILVER Member
member
129 posts
Location: none, United Kingdom


Posted:
"Victoria needs massive traffic overhaul!"

right... umm lol smile

-Bo-member
35 posts
Location: Southampton, UK


Posted:
'Emma needs a card from you'...

Thats exactly wot i need! wink

Live fast, die young and leave a good lookin corpse!


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
"Miss Aimee needs some retraining"



ubblol
EDITED_BY: *Aimée* (1138041225)

BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
"Dave needs Firefox and BugMeNot. with these I shall rule the world"

Move over Bush, its my time! ubblol

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


Motaddict
666 posts
Location: Netherlands


Posted:
Cool game!!!

Tom needs to be back in school, hmmmmmm

Come forth and thou shalt win enternal happiness. but he came fifth so he won an electric toatser.


BlayzeSILVER Member
Doesn't play well with others...
187 posts
Location: CANADA


Posted:
'Tiffany really needs more fans to support her in her music'
ubblol
Good game!

I smile because I have no idea what is going on...


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
"Petri needs a challenger"

Anyone wanna challenge me at anything??
EDITED_BY: Fyre (1138299170)

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


LemonkeyStalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.


Posted:
rofl

TOM NEEDS CURE FOR HOMOPHOBIA

LTC will love that.

Willy - is bad for your health...


GeoffonTour04SILVER Member
enthusiast
360 posts
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom


Posted:
In a bizarre example of how small the world is, the first one that turned up was someone else doing the same thing frown


Written by:


Rick at Caffeinated Adventures has an interesting post on having Google determine what you need. You type in your name followed by the word needs. Here is what I've learned about myself...

1. Geoff needs to be fired along with Victor. (Poor Victor!)
2. Geoff needs people to own the various sections
3. Geoff needs his eye testing, I reckon
4. Geoff needs to understand the language managers use
5. Geoff needs mandatory integrity, but not everyone does (No wonder Geoff needs to be fired)
6. Geoff needs to be able to make sense
7. Geoff needs to break his long term goal into several smaller goals
8. Geoff needs more e-hugs (I don't think Geoff really needs this)
9. Geoff needs no introduction
10. Geoff needs help from the lab technician (Before its too late)

Sometimes you don't know what you need until you ask.




JohnVentureBRONZE Member
Member
42 posts
Location: Floating, France


Posted:
'Saint Phil Needs A Blog.'


Oh alright, but i'm too damn lazy to update it daily smile

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
the first one was

"Lynne needs to grab hold of her musical schizophrenia"

Hmmmmm

the second one was

"Lynne needs a bunkmate and Cindy needs some consoling"

Who the hell is Cindy?
ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
"Sarah needs to get her life back & establish herself as a person in charge!"


ubblol

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Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
If you can answer YES to these 4 questions then you may post a reply.


RAZESILVER Member
How much for a truckload of feathers?
108 posts
Location: West Rand, Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa


Posted:
COLLEEN NEEDS US! ...
Anything we can do for Colleen, let's do it!

Alright... so what are you gonna do for me?

If you eat your dessert before your dinner, you will live longer. Living longer means more fire....


RAZESILVER Member
How much for a truckload of feathers?
108 posts
Location: West Rand, Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa


Posted:
oh, and that came from the website:

drinkingliberally.org.... [something something]

HAHAHA

If you eat your dessert before your dinner, you will live longer. Living longer means more fire....


Nephtysresident fridge magnet
835 posts
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands


Posted:
Charlotte needs to control fans ubblol

everyone's unique except me


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Written by: Lemonkey



rofl



TOM NEEDS CURE FOR HOMOPHOBIA



LTC will love that.






Always Knew you wanted to be on the other team... wink



Mine was:



Ed Needs a Hummer.



Now is that the car or... I could go for both...

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Will needs a lectern with a microphone

ubblol

good game steph smile

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


TheScientistBRONZE Member
Member
7 posts
Location: Canberra, Australia or Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
Chris Needs' garden
>< apparently he's a british gardener and radio host

however these were the first things that made any sense in a site description:

Written by:

Chris needs your sex talk; christopher needs a LIFE; Chris needs no mic stand
... Chris needs to kick the ass of the dude who wrote, 'he needed to be [censored]



UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
"DVD Jon needs a new name!"

Also, thanks to MySpace, I can C&P this entirely from one site:

"Jon needs Help Jon needs to answer some questions Jon needs a new name! Jon needs
to change his classroom management practices"

biggrin

Oh..and I found my new name too....

_FSA_now comes with skydiving license
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)


Posted:
Taya needs continued funds from IMF/WB, debt relief and resumption of direct development aid from the US that was suspended following Taya's alliance with Iraq during the Gulf War.

umm ubblol

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
K, i took the third one down as 1 and 2 didnt make sense, plus 3 WAS THE BEST....

"Matt needs someone to bend him over and give him 20 paddles"

ha ha ha ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

Any volunteers?

strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
i've only got 19? will that do? :P

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Henry Needs a Haircut ...

Fairly accurate I reckon.. biggrin

Man... mine are all fairly mundane. I guess its this stupid name I have...

FRD needs to make a quick decision about using a certain maintenance
product... slightly more interesting I guess... shrug

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
Dunc needs...to get a grip
Dunc needs...to be more civil
Dunc needs...that food, said Cassandra.

And fifth one down I got one that's actually about me from a HoP thread! biggrin
Dunc needs...a coustume like coles too, i bet he'd look very fetching in a pink all in one body suit!

sassy wink



Disturbingly, if those weren't off putting enough, when I put Duncan in I get:

Duncan needs...better lawyers.

Duncan needs...to go to jail

and

Duncan needs.....to die. There's no "reasonable doubt" in anybody's mind

shrug What I do?! frown

Let's relight this forum ubblove


spooksnewbie
6 posts
Location: Leeds


Posted:
Nicole needs help frown

The second one's not much better!

Nicole needs a boob job eek (I really don't!)

tEa AnD cAkE oR dEaTh?!


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