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stroo
SILVER Member since Feb 2003

stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk

Total posts: 799
Posted:Another game thingy im afraid :P Originally sent in a forwarded email but i thought it was quite amusing.

Go to google and type in your name (real name might work better than your HoP name) + 'needs'. For example I would search 'Steph needs', then write down the first line of the first website that appears, if should say something like 'Steph needs a cookie'.

Right my turn first........*searches*....

"Stephanie needs to let the wimp go"


Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2666
Posted:Joseph needs YOU!





Im a homeless cat in a shelter, and apparently im also 'a loving and affectionate cat with a loud purr that is easily turned on'



lol yeah thats right


Non-Https Image Link


Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Claire needs private support. eek

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TheBovrilMonkey
SILVER Member since Sep 2001

TheBovrilMonkey

Liquid Cow
Location: High Wycombe, England

Total posts: 2629
Posted:'Rory needs help' biggrin

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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the_poier
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

the 1337 poier
Location: england

Total posts: 346
Posted:Jack needs a girlfriend. lolsign

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Henry needs another month to recover biggrin

Sounds about right... smile


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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SunnySammy
SILVER Member since Aug 2005

SunnySammy

Watching the Sky
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, U...

Total posts: 453
Posted:Sam needs YOU to speak korean!

smile


sunny
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. wink

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nonenonenone
SILVER Member since Jan 2006

nonenonenone

member
Location: none, United Kingdom

Total posts: 129
Posted:"Victoria needs massive traffic overhaul!"

right... umm lol smile


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-Bo-


-Bo-

member
Location: Southampton, UK

Total posts: 35
Posted:'Emma needs a card from you'...

Thats exactly wot i need! wink


Live fast, die young and leave a good lookin corpse!

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:"Miss Aimee needs some retraining"



ubblol

EDITED_BY: *Aime* (1138041225)


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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:"Dave needs Firefox and BugMeNot. with these I shall rule the world"

Move over Bush, its my time! ubblol


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Mot


addict
Location: Netherlands

Total posts: 666
Posted:Cool game!!!

Tom needs to be back in school, hmmmmmm


Come forth and thou shalt win enternal happiness. but he came fifth so he won an electric toatser.

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Blayze
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Blayze

Doesn't play well with others...
Location: CANADA

Total posts: 187
Posted:'Tiffany really needs more fans to support her in her music'
ubblol
Good game!


I smile because I have no idea what is going on...

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:"Petri needs a challenger"

Anyone wanna challenge me at anything??

EDITED_BY: Fyre (1138299170)


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:rofl

TOM NEEDS CURE FOR HOMOPHOBIA

LTC will love that.


Willy - is bad for your health...

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GeoffonTour04
SILVER Member since Nov 2005

enthusiast
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom

Total posts: 360
Posted:In a bizarre example of how small the world is, the first one that turned up was someone else doing the same thing frown


Written by:

Rick at Caffeinated Adventures has an interesting post on having Google determine what you need. You type in your name followed by the word needs. Here is what I've learned about myself...

1. Geoff needs to be fired along with Victor. (Poor Victor!)
2. Geoff needs people to own the various sections
3. Geoff needs his eye testing, I reckon
4. Geoff needs to understand the language managers use
5. Geoff needs mandatory integrity, but not everyone does (No wonder Geoff needs to be fired)
6. Geoff needs to be able to make sense
7. Geoff needs to break his long term goal into several smaller goals
8. Geoff needs more e-hugs (I don't think Geoff really needs this)
9. Geoff needs no introduction
10. Geoff needs help from the lab technician (Before its too late)

Sometimes you don't know what you need until you ask.




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JohnVenture
BRONZE Member since May 2005

JohnVenture

Member
Location: Floating, France

Total posts: 42
Posted:'Saint Phil Needs A Blog.'


Oh alright, but i'm too damn lazy to update it daily smile


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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:the first one was

"Lynne needs to grab hold of her musical schizophrenia"

Hmmmmm

the second one was

"Lynne needs a bunkmate and Cindy needs some consoling"

Who the hell is Cindy?
ubblol


Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Claire needs her own forum. She is more of a main character now. ...We totally need a Claire forum !!

Don't argue with google guys wink


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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere..., ...

Total posts: 2790
Posted:Anna needs to be excused from class today cool

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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flash fire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2758
Posted:"Sarah needs to get her life back & establish herself as a person in charge!"


ubblol


HoP Posting Guidelines
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
If you can answer YES to these 4 questions then you may post a reply.

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RAZE
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

RAZE

How much for a truckload of feathers?
Location: West Rand, Johannesburg, Gaute...

Total posts: 108
Posted:COLLEEN NEEDS US! ...
Anything we can do for Colleen, let's do it!

Alright... so what are you gonna do for me?


If you eat your dessert before your dinner, you will live longer. Living longer means more fire....

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RAZE
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

RAZE

How much for a truckload of feathers?
Location: West Rand, Johannesburg, Gaute...

Total posts: 108
Posted:oh, and that came from the website:

drinkingliberally.org.... [something something]

HAHAHA


If you eat your dessert before your dinner, you will live longer. Living longer means more fire....

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Nephtys


Nephtys

resident fridge magnet
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands

Total posts: 835
Posted:Charlotte needs to control fans ubblol

everyone's unique except me

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:Written by: Lemonkey


rofl



TOM NEEDS CURE FOR HOMOPHOBIA



LTC will love that.





Always Knew you wanted to be on the other team... wink



Mine was:



Ed Needs a Hummer.



Now is that the car or... I could go for both...


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4437
Posted:Will needs a lectern with a microphone

ubblol

good game steph smile


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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TheScientist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2005

Member
Location: Canberra, Australia or Christc...

Total posts: 7
Posted:Chris Needs' garden
>< apparently he's a british gardener and radio host

however these were the first things that made any sense in a site description:

Written by:
Chris needs your sex talk; christopher needs a LIFE; Chris needs no mic stand
... Chris needs to kick the ass of the dude who wrote, 'he needed to be [censored]



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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:"DVD Jon needs a new name!"

Also, thanks to MySpace, I can C&P this entirely from one site:

"Jon needs Help Jon needs to answer some questions Jon needs a new name! Jon needs
to change his classroom management practices"

biggrin

Oh..and I found my new name too....


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_FSA_


_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:Taya needs continued funds from IMF/WB, debt relief and resumption of direct development aid from the US that was suspended following Taya's alliance with Iraq during the Gulf War.

umm ubblol


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, Unit...

Total posts: 3224
Posted:K, i took the third one down as 1 and 2 didnt make sense, plus 3 WAS THE BEST....

"Matt needs someone to bend him over and give him 20 paddles"

ha ha ha ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

Any volunteers?


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stroo
SILVER Member since Feb 2003

stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk

Total posts: 799
Posted:i've only got 19? will that do? :P

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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